alice in alternia character roles

alice/s:kanaya: That Rabbit Will Pay For Its Rudeness tavros:uHMM I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

mad hatter: gamzee: YoU ReAdY FoR SoMe MoThErFuCkInG tEa~iTs FaYgO FlAvOuReD HoNk!

caterpillar: aradia: its hard t0 say wh0 y0u are n0w but it will bec0me clear soon 0_0

Cheshire dragon: terezi: why 4r3 you 4sk1ng m3 for d1r3ct1ons?
c4n't you s33 1m bl1nd? H3H3H3

Tweedledee/dumb: sollux and eridan: he 2tarted iit. i did not sol!

white rabbit: karkat: CAN YOU NOOK SNIFFERS NOT SEE THAT I AM LATE!

march cat: nepeta: ac purrpares to have some tea with her furriend!

dorm mouse: equius: i may be small but i asure you i am quite STRONG!

white queen: feferi:glub! dont you fink thats a bit mean 38(

blue queen: vriska:I SA8D TO PA8NT THEM BLUUUUUUUUE!

card soldiers: drones: obey, submit, obey,submit

a wind to guide you:john egbert:hello i'm here to be your guide!

a light to guide you: rose lalond: i am here to help you on your way :)

singing flowers:jade harley/dave strider: ooooh lets sing lets sing! kay but imma rap a little a'ight?

THE BEGINNING:
two friends had been together in their garden having a tea party.
when suddenly tavros the younger heard something from one of the bushes and so they investigated kanaya the older of the two and being the braver one approached the bush first and at first glance saw only a grey rabbit so she picked it up when suddenly it started yelling at her!
"HEY YOU NOOK SNIFFING F**kA** CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LATE ENOUGH AS IT ALREADY IS!"
after his rude out burst he kicked kanayas hand and jumped onto tavros's head and started running towards a large rabbit hole.
kanaya not being one to take such talk picked up her fathers chainsaw and began chasing after the rude grey rabbit with tavros close behind before she could catch the rude thing it had jumped down the hole and so kanaya stopped still furious. but tavros had lost his footing and tripped pushing kanaya and himself into the hole.

as they fell they could see the hole turn from dirt and roots to metal cogs clocks and streams of fabric. they just couldn't believe their eyes as even they began changing.
their skin turned grey their eyes turned yellow and then horns appeared atop their heads as they were looking around at changing scenery they looked down and noticed ground quickly approaching and so they both let out screams as if it would save them and then they landed but strangely what appeared to be a wooden floor was actually inflated an so they landed softly at least they did until the chainsaw landed popping it once they got up they started looking around the room kanaya spotted a tiny door and a drink sitting on a table so she walked towards it feeling thirsty where as tavros had seen a small plate of cookies and approached that feeling hungry once at each end of the room they saw notes one said "drink me!" and the other "EAT ME!" and next to each was a key. kanaya knowing better picked the key up placing it in a pocket on her dress while tavros just ate a cookie soon regretting it as he suddenly grew bigger and bigger "uhm KANAYA CAN YOU uH HELP?"

kanaya turned around at his booming voice eyes wide and asked "How Did You Do This?!"
tavros then explained that all he did was eat a cookie she thought about this and told him to place one on the ground by the tiny door and take a sip of the drink so he did he then started to shrink smaller than kanaya so she took a sip as well shrinking to his size and so they walked over to the once tiny door now perfect for their size in hopes that the key she pocketed is for this door "perhaps we will find a way back home through here" "uH MAYBE..."
she proceeds to place the key into the door and turns...*CLICK*
"phew" the two friends sighed with relief they opend the door and looked out to there surprise everything was gigantic "...i guess its a good thing i told you to put the cookie on the ground"
we would not wish to be so sma-" she had almost finished her sentence when suddenly the door slammed behind her knocking them out of the room and onto their butts *oWW THAT REALLY HURT* "indeed that did what caused the door to slam so viol-"
once again she was interrupted this time by voices bickering in the distance so they decided to investigate what they found was quite strange indeed. two boys with grey skin and horns stood in clothes opposite to each others one wearing a white t shirt with a black spade and the other in a black t shirt with a white heart bickering about where the alices would arrive, wanting to know what an alice was kanaya and tavros approached the two "ii 2ay their gonna come outta the room other there!" "wwell i say their gonna show up at the rivver!"
"you're ju2t 2ayiing that 2o you can go for a 2wiim" "excuse me but may i ask as to what an alice is?"
both of the boys turned towards kanaya and tavros and simultaneously shouted "YOU ARE!"
befor going back to their fight for about 15 seconds before realizing who was standing next to them.
"AHH WWE'VE GOTTA TELL THE BLUE QUEEN!""NO WE TELL THE FUSCIA QUEEN!" then they both ran of in separate directions

"tHAT WAS uhm sTRANGE""indeed it was very strange and apparently we are what they call Alice's?"
are y0u n0w? y0u d0n't seem quite sure of it RIBBIT w00ps""well of course im not certa- WAIT who's there! come out!"
i am already 0ut this is a forest where c0uld i be in? and if not an alice wh0 c0uld y0u be?" "kanaya"
are y0u certain?" a small flying red caterpillar spoke into her ear making her side step and fall over "what on earth are you?!"
kanaya said frantically trying to pull herself up "n0t 0n earth...""excuse me?""y0u said what 0n earth we're n0t 0n earth"
t-then where pray tell me are we" kanaya asked sceptically with a hint of concern "alternia of c0urse, and i am a grub but grub is not my name no...my name is aradia, h0w am i certain 0f this? i was b0rn with this name alice""can you stop calling me alice it is not my name my name is kanaya it is the name i was born with and it is the name i shall stick with""are you certain 0f that?""certain of what"
"are y0u certain that is the name y0u were b0rn with, were y0u there?""o-of course i was there! it was my birth"
"h0w d0 y0u kn0w? can y0u remember it?""of course not i was just born!""then h0w d0 y0u kn0w if y0u are n0t s0me one else? i can remember my birth it was a warm sum-""please stop! i do not wish to hear this! can you please just tell us why they call us alice?""uH yEAH WHY IS THAT?"
because it is who you are""we're not-""untill y0u are able t0 pr0ve me wr0ng...lets make a bet...the two of you shall go on a journey and at the end of said journey i will call y0u b0th by what y0u pr0ve t0 be-RIBBIT w00ps" the grub i mean aradia said smiling "fine you have yourself a deal" kanaya said putting her hand out to shake on it before thinking she is just a tiny grub how could sh-
kanayas train of thoughts was cut short as a small grub leg latched onto her pinky and began shaking it vigorously "deal" aradia said before fluttering back and pointing to a direction just off to the left where an entrance into a forest began "g0 there and the Cheshire drag0n will help y0u begin the j0urney!" as the duo walked over entering the forest path they heard aradias voice calling out good luck in her strange cheery robotic voice