Paula Park's Pub Part 1
Word of Advice: The language the characters are using is a language I made called "Semul", the Korean word for twenty since it will be the 2020's.
Kent Brockman announces "And now, it's time for Kent's People. Today's story is about a Springfield Korean named Paula Park, a 24 year old who has learned to toss aside racial prejudices. Her mother, an American woman named Rita Noble and her father was a Korean named Hyun-Ki Park. Her father passed away due to pneumonia while she was 5. She used to walk to dogs for more fortunate children. On her 18th birthday, she graduated Springfield High School and went to Unity College in Maine for chemistry. And now, Paula Park, the woman who struggled her way to the top is returning to Springfield with a smile on her face."
In a transition, to Paula, she is wearing a tight aqua dress and driving a Honda Civic. She came across an old vagrant named Georgie Jones who pleaded in an Irish accent "Can you spare some divers, me sister?" Paula, determined to go back to Springfield, hurriedly gave the vagrant twenty dollars. Paula uttered to herself "I gotta find a business before I go broke like that old namja." She went across an old tavern but dismissed it by saying "That old place is no good than $5." Paula then saw a competitor of the decrepit tavern, Moe's. When she opened the door, she was disgusted by the sight of it. Barney Gumble screamed "Natural light! Get it off me!" Lenny said to Paula "How are you?" Paula responded "I'm a little short on polly." Carl was confused, asking "What did you say?" Paula replied "You don't know what Semul is? It's the latest language." Homer asked "What are you doing here in Springfield?" Paula replied "I am back to start my own business." Moe came in and asked "Who's the chick?" Paula observed "You filthy, ugly, old byonte! How dare you ask me that question!" Moe stammered "No, I didn't mean to offend you, I was just classifying you." Paula snapped "What the bloody hell are you?" She left in a huff.
Paula muttered "This town is a perverse place of deception." A manager asked Paula "Hello, young woman. I am Reese Eastman. I am manager of the Eastman's Bar. You look like you meet the qualifications." Paula said to Eastman "I will work anywhere as long it is away from Moe's. I can't tolerate those people." I know a couple of people that might help us. I know these people: Titania, Princess Kashmir, Miss Springfield and even Tabitha Vixx and more." She was going to turn an old bar into something very special.
