Zombie on Board

"Braaaaaaaaaaains!"

The terrifying chorus echoed through the MedBay, causing everyone to frantically spin to face the entrance.

With the exception of the ship's CMO, who merely barked, "I don't care how many times you make the crew watch those stupid zombie movies, kid. It wasn't funny the first time, and it damn well isn't now."

Captain James T. Kirk stood just inside the doors, outfit in shreds, hair a mess, thick red fluid dripping down his face, pouting. "You're no fun, Bones."

"Then maybe you should quit buggin' me, Jim."

A shrug and grin, and the captain cheerily responded, "Never gonna happen, Bonesy."

Dr. Leonard H. McCoy just groaned.