St. Harry and his Dragon

Disclaimer: All characters mentioned here are the property of J. K Rowling.

"Once upon a time . . .

"What does that mean ."

"It's a muggle thing, it means a long time ago."

"Oh, okay."

"There lived a dashing knight, who was sent on a quest to fight a dastardly dragon."

"What's wrong with dragons? I've know some perfectly friendly ones."

"Fine. There lived a knight who was sent on a quest to save a beautiful dragon, from a dastardly princess. All right?"

"Better."

"When he arrived at the dark, dank, cave."

"I don't like caves."

"When he arrived at the sunny, well ventilated castle. . . he found the dragon chained to a post on the tallest tower."

" I like chains."

"I know. The very handsome and super courageous knight charged the hideous princess who had imprisoned the beautiful dragon."

"Keep going."

"So the knight fought the princess and won freeing the dragon. Who as a reward to the knight promised to do anything the knight wished."

"I like the sound of that."

"So do I."

"So the knight who was really a very lucky wizard decided that what he wanted most in the world was a dragon of his very own. The dragon who turned out to be lonely, being all by himself agreed to the wizards wish, and they both lived happily ever after."

"I like that story. Do you think the Dragon was lucky too?"

"Oh I'm sure of it. In fact I think he's lucky all the time."

A/N

I don't usually write waff but this was meant to be a drabble for hp100 and I couldn't bear to cut it down.