Tortall on Roxy Fox
by Lady Knight & Lady of the Wolves
This is a joint fic between (duh) Lady of the Wolves and Lady Knight. Please
R&R!
Audience shouts and claps, standing up in seats. Noise dies down as a pretty
woman with big blonde hair comes onstage, smiling and waving. Theme song plays.
Audience: ROXY! ROXY!
Roxy: Hi and welcome to my show! I am Roxy Fox! Let's hear it for me!
Audience cheers.
Roxy: On todayay's show, our topic is: Love Triangles!
Audience goes wild.
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
Roxy: Our guests have come all the way from Tortall, so let's hear it
for...Keladry of
Mindelan!
Crowd claps.
A tall, muscular, pretty woman with light brown hair comes onstage, smiling
nervously. Roxy
shakes her hand.
Roxy: Welcome, Keladry!
Keladry of Mindelan: Thank you, Roxy. Please call me Kel.
Roxy: Thanks for coming on the show, Kel! Why don't you tell us about your
problem?
Kel: Actually.....I have TWO problems, Roxy. *Sniff sniff*
Audience: Awww...
Roxy: We'd love to help you, Kel. So, let's bring out.... Cleon of Kennan,
your
boyfriend!
Audience applauds.
A big man with curly red hair, looking confused, comes onstage.
Roxy: Please, have a seat, Cleon.
Cleon sits down, still looking confused.
Roxy: Cleon, Kel needs to talk to you.
Cleon: About what?
Kel: *sniff sniff* Cleon, I'm so confused about our relationship!
Cleon: What are you confused about, Kel?
Kel bursts into tears.
Audience: BOO! BOO!
Cleon: SHUT UP, OKAY?!?!
Offstage, goons glare at him and he gulps.
Cleon: I mean, tell me what's wrong, Kel.
Kel: Well....it's-it's another man!
Cleon (jumping out of his seat in anger): WHAT?!?! WHO IS IT?!?!
Roxy: Let's bring out the man Kel's been seeing-behind Cleon's back!
A door opens and a lanky man with brown hair and green eyes comes onstage,
smiling at the
audience.
Roxy: Let's welcome Nealan of Queenscove!
Cleon runs across the stage and in a flying leap lands on Neal.
Kel: Cleon, stop it!
Cleon begins to punch, hit, and kick Neal. Neal fights back, but Cleon has
the
advantage of being bigger. Goons from offstage run on and pull the men apart.
Neal: Geez, what was that for?!?!
Cleon (being constrained by goons): Don't you come NEAR my woman, you-you
loser!
Neal: Excuse me?!
Roxy: Ahem. Now Kel, please explain our problem.
Kel (drying eyes with Kleenex): Well, it's-it's Cleon.
Cleon: What the HECK did I do?
Kel (standing up angrily): You're ENGAGED!
Audience gasps.
Roxy (excited): Ooh! Tell us more, Kel!
Kel: I'll be glad to!
Lady in Audience: Ditch him, girlfriend!
Different Lady: He don't deserve you, honey!
Kel: Well, Cleon's betrothed to an heiress...
Cleon: But I want to marry you!
Kel: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOUR MOTHER ABOUT ME, YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE
ME!!!!!!
Audience: ROXY! ROXY!
Neal: Yeah, Cleon, you just like having two girls!
Cleon stands up and goes over to Neal, who winces.
Cleon: You wanna take this outside?
Neal: YES YOU BRODCASTING CENSORING IN USE!
Cleon-You're a loser, Neal, and that's ALL you'll ever be!
They start to fight again.
Kel- STOP! I have something to tell both of you! I love Joren!
Roxy- Bring him out!
Neal- HE IS DEAD!!!!
Roxy- We can bring him back to life!
Kel smiles evilly at Cleon and Neal, who are staring at her in shock
Roxy-Let's welcome Joren of stone Mountain!
A handsome man with pale blonde hair comes out and sits in a chair, eyeing
Roxy.
Cleon & Neal glare at him. Neal and Cleon jump on him.
Joren: No! Get off! OW!!!!
Goons rush onstage and pull men apart.
Roxy: But Joren, you have something to tell Kel!
Kel stares at him.
Joren (fidgeting): Um, well....Kel, I've been, well-
Kel: Spit it out, man!
She runs over and takes his hands in hers.
Kel: Joren, I LOVE YOU!!!!
Joren: I don't love you! I love Lalasa!
Kel, Neal and Cleon- You Will die a horrible death all over again!!!!!!!!
They jump on him.
And beat him up.
Roxy: Let's bring out Lalasa!
Man in Audience: What a slut!
A woman comes onstage and sits in a chair. Joren smiles lovingly at her.
Lalasa- Ummm, Joren-you are terrible. I love LORD Wyldon!!
Joren (jumping up): What? I'll kill Wyldon! He doesn't deserve you, baby!
Kel: And you don't deserve me, you-you player!
Kel jumps on Joren, they begin to fight.
Goons pull them apart as Cleon and Neal try to join in.
Audience: ROXY! ROXY! ROXY!
Cleon: So who's it gonna be, Kel?
Lalasa runs offstage, followed by Joren.
Kel: Whhhhaaaa!!!
Kel starts to cry.
Guy in Audience: Hey baby, come with me!
Kel: I choose... Neal!
Neal: Wahoo!
Cleon: BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!??!
Roxy (batting her lashes): I'm free, baby!
Cleon: KEL, I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Cleon throws himself at Kel's feet, and he grabs her and sobs.
Neal: Kel, I'll protect you!!!
Neal and Cleon start to fight
Goons pull them apart.
Roxy: Well that is another episode of Roxy! Tune in next time for...
Cleon: NO!!!! KEL, MARRY ME!!!
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
Roxy: JON, GEORGE AND ALANNA!
Audience cheers.
THE END
Hee hee, we wrote this in a process of Instant Messaging.
Sorry if you donot like Neal. Please review. And we are
sorry if it messed you up for life and you need, like,
serious therapy. :)
~Lady of the Wolves/Lady Knight
by Lady Knight & Lady of the Wolves
This is a joint fic between (duh) Lady of the Wolves and Lady Knight. Please
R&R!
Audience shouts and claps, standing up in seats. Noise dies down as a pretty
woman with big blonde hair comes onstage, smiling and waving. Theme song plays.
Audience: ROXY! ROXY!
Roxy: Hi and welcome to my show! I am Roxy Fox! Let's hear it for me!
Audience cheers.
Roxy: On todayay's show, our topic is: Love Triangles!
Audience goes wild.
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
Roxy: Our guests have come all the way from Tortall, so let's hear it
for...Keladry of
Mindelan!
Crowd claps.
A tall, muscular, pretty woman with light brown hair comes onstage, smiling
nervously. Roxy
shakes her hand.
Roxy: Welcome, Keladry!
Keladry of Mindelan: Thank you, Roxy. Please call me Kel.
Roxy: Thanks for coming on the show, Kel! Why don't you tell us about your
problem?
Kel: Actually.....I have TWO problems, Roxy. *Sniff sniff*
Audience: Awww...
Roxy: We'd love to help you, Kel. So, let's bring out.... Cleon of Kennan,
your
boyfriend!
Audience applauds.
A big man with curly red hair, looking confused, comes onstage.
Roxy: Please, have a seat, Cleon.
Cleon sits down, still looking confused.
Roxy: Cleon, Kel needs to talk to you.
Cleon: About what?
Kel: *sniff sniff* Cleon, I'm so confused about our relationship!
Cleon: What are you confused about, Kel?
Kel bursts into tears.
Audience: BOO! BOO!
Cleon: SHUT UP, OKAY?!?!
Offstage, goons glare at him and he gulps.
Cleon: I mean, tell me what's wrong, Kel.
Kel: Well....it's-it's another man!
Cleon (jumping out of his seat in anger): WHAT?!?! WHO IS IT?!?!
Roxy: Let's bring out the man Kel's been seeing-behind Cleon's back!
A door opens and a lanky man with brown hair and green eyes comes onstage,
smiling at the
audience.
Roxy: Let's welcome Nealan of Queenscove!
Cleon runs across the stage and in a flying leap lands on Neal.
Kel: Cleon, stop it!
Cleon begins to punch, hit, and kick Neal. Neal fights back, but Cleon has
the
advantage of being bigger. Goons from offstage run on and pull the men apart.
Neal: Geez, what was that for?!?!
Cleon (being constrained by goons): Don't you come NEAR my woman, you-you
loser!
Neal: Excuse me?!
Roxy: Ahem. Now Kel, please explain our problem.
Kel (drying eyes with Kleenex): Well, it's-it's Cleon.
Cleon: What the HECK did I do?
Kel (standing up angrily): You're ENGAGED!
Audience gasps.
Roxy (excited): Ooh! Tell us more, Kel!
Kel: I'll be glad to!
Lady in Audience: Ditch him, girlfriend!
Different Lady: He don't deserve you, honey!
Kel: Well, Cleon's betrothed to an heiress...
Cleon: But I want to marry you!
Kel: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOUR MOTHER ABOUT ME, YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE
ME!!!!!!
Audience: ROXY! ROXY!
Neal: Yeah, Cleon, you just like having two girls!
Cleon stands up and goes over to Neal, who winces.
Cleon: You wanna take this outside?
Neal: YES YOU BRODCASTING CENSORING IN USE!
Cleon-You're a loser, Neal, and that's ALL you'll ever be!
They start to fight again.
Kel- STOP! I have something to tell both of you! I love Joren!
Roxy- Bring him out!
Neal- HE IS DEAD!!!!
Roxy- We can bring him back to life!
Kel smiles evilly at Cleon and Neal, who are staring at her in shock
Roxy-Let's welcome Joren of stone Mountain!
A handsome man with pale blonde hair comes out and sits in a chair, eyeing
Roxy.
Cleon & Neal glare at him. Neal and Cleon jump on him.
Joren: No! Get off! OW!!!!
Goons rush onstage and pull men apart.
Roxy: But Joren, you have something to tell Kel!
Kel stares at him.
Joren (fidgeting): Um, well....Kel, I've been, well-
Kel: Spit it out, man!
She runs over and takes his hands in hers.
Kel: Joren, I LOVE YOU!!!!
Joren: I don't love you! I love Lalasa!
Kel, Neal and Cleon- You Will die a horrible death all over again!!!!!!!!
They jump on him.
And beat him up.
Roxy: Let's bring out Lalasa!
Man in Audience: What a slut!
A woman comes onstage and sits in a chair. Joren smiles lovingly at her.
Lalasa- Ummm, Joren-you are terrible. I love LORD Wyldon!!
Joren (jumping up): What? I'll kill Wyldon! He doesn't deserve you, baby!
Kel: And you don't deserve me, you-you player!
Kel jumps on Joren, they begin to fight.
Goons pull them apart as Cleon and Neal try to join in.
Audience: ROXY! ROXY! ROXY!
Cleon: So who's it gonna be, Kel?
Lalasa runs offstage, followed by Joren.
Kel: Whhhhaaaa!!!
Kel starts to cry.
Guy in Audience: Hey baby, come with me!
Kel: I choose... Neal!
Neal: Wahoo!
Cleon: BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!??!
Roxy (batting her lashes): I'm free, baby!
Cleon: KEL, I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Cleon throws himself at Kel's feet, and he grabs her and sobs.
Neal: Kel, I'll protect you!!!
Neal and Cleon start to fight
Goons pull them apart.
Roxy: Well that is another episode of Roxy! Tune in next time for...
Cleon: NO!!!! KEL, MARRY ME!!!
Audience: Roxy! Roxy!
Roxy: JON, GEORGE AND ALANNA!
Audience cheers.
THE END
Hee hee, we wrote this in a process of Instant Messaging.
Sorry if you donot like Neal. Please review. And we are
sorry if it messed you up for life and you need, like,
serious therapy. :)
~Lady of the Wolves/Lady Knight
