Things that MUST NOT happen in Breaking Dawn

I can hardly wait to read the sequel to Eclipse. Yet, I'm worried. Will it be as fantastic as the other novels? That's why I've decided to make a list for Stephenie Meyer, telling her what NOT to do, so she won't disappoint me!

Warning: This is not completely serious! Just for fun!

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns the Twilight series. Good for her!

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I'll punch Stephenie, if…

1. Bella is turned into a vampire. (Oh, please save that for the next book or the one after that. Just don't let it end!)

2. Jasper doesn't get a major role in this one.

3. Alice organizes another party.

4. Edward cheats on Bella.

5. Mike Newton is an heir of Van Helsing.

6. Jacob imprints on someone else. (He should be doomed to be Bella's love puppy for eternity. Exception: If it's Edward – or me!)

7. Bella and Edward don't do IT.

8. … again

9. … and again…

10. Bella turns into that self-conscious whining thing she's been through most of New Moon.

11. Buffy has a cameo.

12. … and Spike doesn't.

13. Mike Newton doesn't admit that he is gay.

14. … and has always had a major crush on Edward.

15. … and on Jacob. But he'd never admit THAT.

16. Jacob wears anything else but cut-off jeans.

17. Jacob wears a shirt.

18. Billy dies.

19. Charlie dies.

20. Jane doesn't die. (That girl is just too scary!)

21. witches, wizards, trolls, elves, unicorns, dwarfs, centaurs, or other mythical beings appear. (For God's Sake, this is not Harry Potter!!!)