Well, it was Mukuro's birthday. And the other Guardians had to figure out what to get the Mist Guardian.

"Well, you'd better get him something. He is Famiglia, after all." Reborn, the baby hitman, stated slyly as he passed by the other worried Guardians.

"If we don't get him what he likes…" Tsuna said. "Then he'll be mad and I don't think that's something that any one of us wants to see."

All of them sighed and buried their face in their arms. Then suddenly Ryohei looked up, a glint in his eye. He whispered something into Gokudera's ear, who perked up as well and passed on the message. Soon, all of the Guardians were staring at Tsuna, who still had his face hidden from view.

Tsuna looked up and cringed at all the faces looking at him. "What?"

Mukuro walked into his room. He was wondering why the other Guardians had made a point of avoiding him. Probably they were afraid that he would kill them for getting the wrong kind of present.

As he glanced towards his bed, the Mist Guardian froze. There, lying on the bed, was Tsuna.

Dressed in a Tuna suit.

Tied to the bed.

With his bare ass in plain sight.

And a handwritten sign (courtesy of Ryohei) attached to the back on the suit.

It read "Insert seme here" with an arrow pointing down.

Needless to say, Mukuro quite enjoyed his birthday present.

So this is very much crack, I know. This was inspired by a crack moment that Skeeterpillar and I shared during lunch. I was making fun of how she skews every image she sees into yaoi, and drew a pineapple and tuna fish. She drew Tsuna in a tuna suit with his bare ass showing and an "insert seme here" sign on the back.

So I wrote this.

I blame Skeeterpillar, I really do.