Russia smiled his usual creepy smile and England shuddered slightly. Russia really was terribly creepy and being alone with him was not exactly what England wanted.
"Well, what did you want Russia?" He asked after a moment of silence.
"Become one wit Mother Russia?" He asked.
England glared slightly. "Honestly, you keep asking that. The answer's not going to change, so just give up already."
Russia just kept smiling and stood up, causing England to take a few steps backward. "I-I'm going now. I've wasted enough time here."
Russia continued smiling as he managed to back England into a corner. "Become one wit Mother Russia?"
England shook his head. "No! I've already said no. Now let me go!"
Russia kept on smiling. "Kolkol. I have been thinking about this, and I realise that you can become one wit Mother Russia even if you want to not."
England's eye twitched slightly. "I already said no. Honestly Russia, just let it drop."
Russia continued smiling happily, ignoring England's little outburst. "You see, you can become one even though you say 'no'. It's very simple. It's called 'rape'."
England paled and his eyes went wide in shock. "No bloody way!"
Russia's smile only grew. "See, now when you say 'no' it means 'yes' to rape."
England's eye twitched. "I said no! It means no!"
Russia kept his happy smile. "Ah, you're so eager."
"Bloody hell you wanker, cut it out!"
"Kolkolkol. No need to be so eager England. You will be one wit Mother Russia soon."
England tried to push back at Russia but before he could do much more than place his hands on Russia chest in order to push Russia had his pipe at England's throat.
"Now now England, if you want to get rough we can."
England growled slightly. "Listen you wanker! Let me go right now! This is highly undignified!"
Russia beamed and lent forward, kissing England in a way that was gentle but not at all loving.
England spluttered and pulled away. "Wh-what the hell is your problem?" He yelled, trying to fight back only to cough and gasp for air as Russia pushed with the metal pipe, blocking off England's air supply.
"I-I say..." He coughed out, squirming against the wall and trying to get some room to breath.
Russia smiled quietly, clearly enjoying watching England squirming. "Become one wit Mother Russia da?"
England glared at Russia and tried to curse him with his black magic but Russia just continued smiling, the curse having no effect on him at all.
Russia continued smiling through out the entire ordeal, his evil aura growing darker as England...ahem, became one with Mother Russia.
Russia hummed to himself as he let England finally slump to the ground. "Ah, it was good you said 'no', da?"
England manages to get out one last word before passing out. "Wanker."
"Ah, not anymore da."
One shot, sorry everyone waiting for an update on my other stories -.- I can't write yaoi yet...I'll practise and then update so it's still good!
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