TOBI'S PLAYHOUSE
implied yoai. rated for Hidan's mouth
think peewee's playhouse except it's the akatsuki. If you've never seen peewee's playhouse it's about a guy who is in a crazy house. there's a headless genie, the king of cartoons, talking objects,and a cowboy named cowboy Curtis. it's really zany.
white half of zetsu talking
black half of zetsu talking
kyuubi talking
Tobi: Hi everybody. Welcome to Tobi's Playhouse. It's a place where we can have all the fun we want.
( Tobi walks over to a floating box and knocks on it )
Tobi: Knock, knock Hidan
( the front of the box pops open and you see Hidan's head )
Hidan:what the fuck, fucker!why the fuck am i in this box!
( alarm sounds )
Hidan:why the fuck is that alarm going off?
( a blue light starts flashing )
Tobi: a blue light means two words of the day.
( two pieces of paper appear in Tobi's hands )
Tobi:the words of the day are "pedophile" and "tsukyoumi".
Hidan:what the fuck happens if someone says one of those words, pussy?
Tobi: I kick them in the nuts
Hidan:tsukyoumi.
( Tobi pulls Hidan's body out of the closet )
Tobi:looks you finally came out of the closet, Hidan.
( you hear a studio audience laughing )
Hidan: I'll fucking kill you fucktard!
( Tobi kicks Hidan's body in the nuts )
Hidan:SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTT THAT HURTS!
Unknown voice:WHERE THE HELL IS ALL MY MONEY!
( Kakuzu bursts through the door )
Kakuzu:TOBI!how much did his cost!
Tobi:look is Kakuzu the beggar. It cost all your money.
( Kakuzu faints )
Unknown voice: wherethe hell am I Tobi?
( you see zetsu in a planting pot )
Zetsu: is this what goes through your mind Tobi Get me out of here or I will eat you.
Tobi: that's all for tonight folks.
if you want to beta let me know
