TOBI'S PLAYHOUSE

implied yoai. rated for Hidan's mouth

think peewee's playhouse except it's the akatsuki. If you've never seen peewee's playhouse it's about a guy who is in a crazy house. there's a headless genie, the king of cartoons, talking objects,and a cowboy named cowboy Curtis. it's really zany.

white half of zetsu talking

black half of zetsu talking

kyuubi talking

Tobi: Hi everybody. Welcome to Tobi's Playhouse. It's a place where we can have all the fun we want.

( Tobi walks over to a floating box and knocks on it )

Tobi: Knock, knock Hidan

( the front of the box pops open and you see Hidan's head )

Hidan:what the fuck, fucker!why the fuck am i in this box!

( alarm sounds )

Hidan:why the fuck is that alarm going off?

( a blue light starts flashing )

Tobi: a blue light means two words of the day.

( two pieces of paper appear in Tobi's hands )

Tobi:the words of the day are "pedophile" and "tsukyoumi".

Hidan:what the fuck happens if someone says one of those words, pussy?

Tobi: I kick them in the nuts

Hidan:tsukyoumi.

( Tobi pulls Hidan's body out of the closet )

Tobi:looks you finally came out of the closet, Hidan.

( you hear a studio audience laughing )

Hidan: I'll fucking kill you fucktard!

( Tobi kicks Hidan's body in the nuts )

Hidan:SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTT THAT HURTS!

Unknown voice:WHERE THE HELL IS ALL MY MONEY!

( Kakuzu bursts through the door )

Kakuzu:TOBI!how much did his cost!

Tobi:look is Kakuzu the beggar. It cost all your money.

( Kakuzu faints )

Unknown voice: wherethe hell am I Tobi?

( you see zetsu in a planting pot )

Zetsu: is this what goes through your mind Tobi Get me out of here or I will eat you.

Tobi: that's all for tonight folks.

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