Chapter 1: A Memory and An Ignorant Man

Tifa and Yuffie were walking down the street when they heard a crash.

"WHOA! What... what was that?" Yuffie asked nervously. She looked around. All she saw was debris, smoke, and destroyed buildings. "Wait... where are we?"

"I... I don't know, Yuffie. We must've wandered into another city while we were talking," Tifa answered. She looked at Yuffie curiously. "Doesn't this place seem familiar to you?"

"No, not really. Wait... maybe." She squinted her eyes at an old beaten Cemetery sign. "Graveyard. Great." She went into it.

"Wait! Yuffie! The people in there are dead!" Tifa ran after Yuffie.

Meanwhile, at Costa del Sol...

"Phew. It sure is nice having a break after all that nonsense," said Aerith.

"Damn right! Need to catch a break! I thought we'd run into Sephiroth comin' here! That motherfucker," Barret said. He looked at Cloud. "Hey, Spiky. You okay?"

"... Fine," Cloud said in a flat tone.

"... Whatever, Cloud. You always say that!" Aerith grumbled.

"Yo!" Reno and Rude walked in with gangster hats and gold chains.

"He brought me into this..." Rude sighed, pointing at Reno.

"Hey, hey! It isn't nice to point!" Reno crossed his arms. "Hey Cloud, who's Mr. Grumpy today?"

Cloud sighed, but didn't even look up. "... Let me guess, me."

"You!" Reno exclaimed.

Cloud walked away.

"Spiky! Yo, get back here! Where are you going?" Reno yelled.

"Away from you..." mumbled a very ticked off and annoyed Cloud.

And finally, we get back to Tifa and Yuffie...

Yuffie was standing over a grave and mourning. Tifa finally caught up to her.

"Okay, so, wow you run fast..." said Tifa, while panting and holding her knees. "Hey, you okay?"

Yuffie was crying over the grave, on her knees. "No! This is my father's grave!"

Tifa looked at Yuffie confused. "But... isn't your father's grave in Wutai?"

"Yes. So that means we're in Wutai!" Yuffie screamed.

"... I don't get it. Why is it so destroyed?"

"Remember, Sephiroth sent a bomb to Wutai when we were on a mission to visit Rufus ShinRa?"

"Oh... okay... I understand now." Tifa looked at the poor teen's face. "C'mon. Let's go."

Now at a random place with no name that has Cheeseburgers and Fries everywhere...

"What in the name of Gaia are we doing here?" Kadaj asked, very confused.

"I don't know. I fell asleep and I woke up leaning on Loz..." Yazoo awkwardly said.

"Get off me! You faggot!" Loz yelled. Yazoo scooted away.

"What are you idiots doing now?" Sephiroth walked in wearing a Superman outfit.

"Who's the idiot?" Kadaj asked the Superman Fan.

"You." Sephiroth blasted them away and they got stuck in a tree.

"Aaaaagh!"

The End.

A/N: Well, there's not much humor in this chappie... but there will be more next time! Tell me what you think. Bye bye! -Out-