Disclaimer: I don't own –Man, sadly.

Have you ever wanted to bring a soul back to life?

Or kill annoying humans with your dead loved ones?

Well now's your chance you can have this Akuma body for the measly price of $19.99!

All you have to do is call the millennium Earl at 666-666-6662 and you can have your very own Akuma body!

And if you call now we will throw in a free potato!

So call now before we run out.

(Millennium earl cannot be held responsible for any deaths, injuries, gender changes, and random salsa dancing)

OK, maybe a little.

Call at 666-666-6662 to get your Akuma now for $19.99 plus shipping and handling (your soul)

Prepare for a lifetime of killing those stupid humans with your loved one!

GET IT NOW!