Title: Scuola di Mafioso

Pairings: ...That's a secret. There will be crack pairings later on.

Rating: T (I hope it stays that way.)

Summary: Suddenly transferring to a school with mafioso is never easy. But what happens when Tsuna befriends a boy who seems to be nothing but trouble? Can they maintain their relationship, or will a mafia war break out?

A/N: This is a re-write of one of my older fics that was on fanfic, just now in Tsuna's POV, and hopefully better now. And Katie, if you're reading this, review damn you! It's not that hard! X3

Soundtrack:

About You Know by Sugababes

Bitches, Molly, Lights Out, Tornado, Get It Up (all by Mindless Self Indulgence)

Hit The Floor by Bullet For My Valentine

Lovers by 7! (For any Naruto Shippuden fans, it's opening #9)

Tik Tok Rok by Verse City

(Yes, I'm aware that these songs are totally different.)

Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. I only own my mind, that loves to write at 3 am for some odd reason. Oh well. *goes back to watching Family Guy*

o-o-o

Fourteen year old Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the front of the school building with a unhappy sigh. According to his father, the brunette was to become a mafia boss when he reached a certain age, and he had to attend this school in order for him to prepare for that time.

Iemitsu's exact orders were rather simple in wording: Get in, gather a reliable family, make allies, get out, become a full-fledged mafia boss. Sadly for Tsuna, this was easier said than done. The brunette had been dubbed 'Dame-Tsuna' for a good reason, and it didn't just cover his grades. The future boss just seemed bad at making friends ever since his old ones transferred to a new school.

'I wonder if they would ever come here...nah, they were too normal to ever come to a mafia school. What am I thinking...?'

*Tsuna's POV*

I walked into the mansion, no, school, slowly. I kept stumbling because I was so nervous, and this school was so big, almost like a giant mall. The floors and walls were seemingly made of gold, and there were escalators that you could ride to get from floor to floor. There was a circular hole in the center of the 2nd floor, so you could look down at the first floor. Of course, there was railing (more like a wall) just in case someone tripped while playing around, and it seemed to be made of marble. The 5th floor seemed to be a shopping center, as some students were buying food, clothes, and accessories from that floor. Some girls were even talking about buying some music from there! The middle two floors were strictly for educational purposes I guessed. I looked a the booklet I had received in the mail, but I could find a map. I was so absorbed in reading, I didn't notice anyone behind me until I heard a loud cry of "Juudaime!"

I froze. There was no way. He couldn't be here...

"Tsuna? Is that you?" a familiar voice questioned. I turned around to see the familiar faces of my two best friends, Gokudera Hayato and Yamamoto Takeshi, and a girl I didn't know.

"See 'Dera? I told you he was here." The girl suddenly said, face smug. Gokudera turned to glare at the girl. "Don't be rude in Juudaime's presence!" As soon as he turned to me, he gave a such an adoring look, I swore he was a puppy.

I couldn't keep the smile off my face however. "Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto! I can't believe it's really you!" Yamamoto, who had been quiet during the mini-fight Gokudera and the girl had, smiled happily. "Izzy told us that she saw your dad and heard you were gonna be coming here! Gokudera thought she was lying until now." Gokudera visibly flushed and bristled. "Only because Juudaime is too good for the mafia!"

I laughed, until I realized I wasn't the only one doing it. Both the girl and I stopped, a dark blush covering her face. She took a step backwards and gave an uneasy smile. "Maybe I should go. Ya know, let you guys catch up and stuff." Before she could go, Yamamoto pulled at her arm lightly. "It's okay! Besides, you'll meet Tsuna sooner or later right?"

The silverette growled. "Don't decide things like that baseball idiot! It's Juudiame's decision!" He looked back at me, and I nodded. I held a hand out to the girl, who was holding an iPod in her left hand. "My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi, but you can call me Tsuna. Yours?" She gave a smile smile. "Isabella Basso. But my guy friends call me Izzy. I'm only half-Italian, by the way. The other half is African decent." I suddenly noticed how dark her complexion was. She wasn't too dark, as a matter of fact, she looked like...well, milk chocolate. She had black hair that was reached her shoulders and her bangs swooped to her right, but not covering her eyes, which her red for some reason.

"It's nice to meet you," I said, smiling. She grinned. "Screwing in moderation, screwing is such a bore, none of my time is wasted, I do that shit on tour!" Gokudera and I blushed brightly, and while Yamamoto's blush wasn't as bright as ours, it was still noticeable.

Izzy giggled. "Oh my gosh, you should have seen your faces! I'm sorry Tsuna, but I like spouting random song lyrics at random times." She held up her iPod. "I think I could find a song here for you. But it'll take a few days." With that, she resumed singing about a tornado and wanting to pretty, or something like that.

Gokudera sighed. "I apologize Juudaime! She listens to weird music, and we can't get her to turn it off." I gave a weak smile in response. "Um, it's okay..."

"Hey, Tsuna. When we got here, you seemed like you were looking for something. Did you need our help?" Yamamoto asked. In the background, I could faintly hear Izzy singing, "She was a good girl, and it felt great to be a liar! Oh!" I attempted to ignore the random singing, and replied with, "Actually, I was looking for a map of the school."

Gokudera seemed to have brightened. "I know where you can get one! You just have to go to Rand and ask for one! I'll get him for you Juudaime!" My raven-haired looked over at me and Izzy, who was chanting, "Bitches love me" repeatedly to herself before suggesting we all go. With some coaxing from me, we were on our way.

o-o-oPOV CHANGEo-o-o

"Chairman-sama wants to see you. You should be lucky he's letting you roam free for this long." A prefect sneered. I rolled my eyes. "I thought I told you, Kyouya, and the rest of you Elvis wannabes that I was done with you. When I broke up with Kyouya, that was it. It was over. Tell him to move on. After all, he can get a better fuck, right?"

The prefect balled a fist up, as if he was about to punch me, and stopped at the last second. I rolled my eyes, and looked at my phone, noticing the ringtone that played. It was the song 'Lovers' by a Japanese band called 7!. I answered the phone, knowing the idiot I was about to talk to would freak out easily if I didn't answer.

"Hello?"

o-o-oTSUNA'S POVo-o-o

"So you can get it? Awesome! You know, blackmail is a good thing for a mafioso to have. Maybe you should start your own family one day...wiseass, stop acting funny! Whatever, I'll see you in a sec." After Izzy hung up the phone, she smiled at me. "You're in luck Tsuna. Rand oh-so-happened to have some blackmail, so he can get everything you need with a problem."

Gokudera frowned at the girl. "About time you did something right woman." The smaller brunette's eye twitched as an only warning, and a second later, Gokudera was on the floor holding his privates in pain. Yamamoto laughed. "You two are so funny! You guys should be on broadway or something!" I inwardly groaned. While I wasn't alone anymore, I had to deal with a bipolar girl, an obsessive best friend, and an oblivious best friend.

What a year it'll be...