The AmeDon'ts


"Tada!"

"..."

"Amethyst why are you not responding?"

"P…..What is that?"

"I was informed earthlings access information through a supreme knowledge known as 'the internet'. Steven said something about 'goggle'"

"..."

"So I internetted to determine the best way to show my admiration for you!"

"Peridot."

"Yes Amethyst?!"

"You tattooed my name on your butt."

"Yes, yes I did."


I just don't even know what to say. I am trash. That is all.