The AmeDon'ts
"Tada!"
"..."
"Amethyst why are you not responding?"
"P…..What is that?"
"I was informed earthlings access information through a supreme knowledge known as 'the internet'. Steven said something about 'goggle'"
"..."
"So I internetted to determine the best way to show my admiration for you!"
"Peridot."
"Yes Amethyst?!"
"You tattooed my name on your butt."
"Yes, yes I did."
I just don't even know what to say. I am trash. That is all.
