"I'm still the master of the shiney you poseur Frenchie..." Benimaru hissed at his roommate. He wasn't too thrilled with the room arrangement in the hotel...
"I don' care, mutt..." The smaller male with whitish blond hair and pale, freckled skin smirked, cocking a brow. He grinned, letting his braces shimmer as if to challenge Beni's comment.
Benimaru did the most evil thing he could think of at that moment. When the room service got upstairs, he took the poor man's glasses and put them on Ash. The door was still wide open, so Benimaru screamed out. "HEY EVERYBODY! ASH IS A NERD NOW!!!"
He could hear raucous laughter from down the hallway.
"Jerk..." Ash hissed.
"At least I'm still cool even if I'm not wearing a belt." Beni sneered, pointing to his khaki slacks that were merely being held up by his hips.
Ash yanked the glasses off and burned them. "BAM! Zere...Don't touch mon face! At least I'm not zee one with zee fat hips...mutt..."
"Hips don't lie, Frenchie..." Beni sneered.
"So says the big hipped male who's as FAT as Shermie..." Ash snickered. "Fatso..."
"I only keep that two percent to keep myself warm in those painfully cold winter months..." Benimaru frowned.
Ash chortled. "Perhaps...or perhaps it's 'cause you can't lay of those bonbons, eh?"
"Yeah...right. You're the one who scarfs bonbons by the dozen. I assure you that my fat source is...salad dressing oil." Beni chuckles. "I wonder what your excuse is, Bonbon Butt..."
"I don't know. You tell me, Thunderthighs..."
"Bonbon Butt..."
"Thunderbolt Thighs..."
"Fatty fatty bonbon butt..."
"Heh heh heh...chubby bubby thunderthighs..."
Two hundred years later...
A boring, droll history teacher finally finishes his lecture. "And that, class, is how the war between Ash Crimson and Benimaru Nikaido began. A war of insults in the beginning, World War Three in the end.
A white haired boy in the back of the class pokes at a half-Japanese, half-American blond male. "I'm zee mastair of zee shiney. What have jou to say to zat, Koru Nikaido?"
"Stuff it Bonbon Butt...I mean...Ashton Crimson..." Koru hissed as he left the classroom.
