The Unpredictable Adventures of Doo-Doo Man!
Prologue
Once upon a time in the year 30XX in the city of Seattle, there was a superhero, his name was Generic Man. His powers were flying, super strength, super speed, and laser vision; these were the basic powers for a basic superhero. In 30XX all superheroes die out and generic man is the only person saving the world. Generic man was world famous, he found that everyone loved him and because of that fact he became too self absorbed. He thought he could take on any villain without any effort.
Then one day, Generic Man fought a villain named Think-Fast (his power was super speed and he had an abnormally big brain size) while fighting, Generic Man became too full of himself he didn't realize the trap that Think-Fast had made. Generic man fell for the trap; Think-Fast's henchman named Marvin Lombardi (a prison escapee) turned on a freeze ray and froze Generic Man. While frozen Think-Fast and Marvin attacked Generic Man and beat him to a pulp, than they left him to die. Hours later Generic Man defrosts and walks home. Beaten, bloody and dying Generic Man arrives home.
He lies in bed and waits for death; suddenly a rumble can be heard, Generic Man has to use the restroom. He tiredly walks into the restroom and sits on the toilet and with one hard push, Generic Man dies. But not all hope is lost; there is a glow of yellow in the toilet. The toilet starts to shake, the now deceased Generic Man falls off the toilet and out flies Doo-Doo Man. It turns out with that last push all of generic man's power went into his feces and then Doo-Doo Man was born, with his super powers this small but dangerous turd has a goal to avenge his fallen father Generic Man.
