Steven Universe's Gem Calling

Know this people, I am a brony, a wizard, and an nerdy theorist that can find the quantum overload for making love to a sonic boom. When you feel the flow, you feel the Fucking flow. After watching Steven Universe, the series not just the contemplating pilot which I'll review later, I feel like as the 728th theorist I've found a possible way for Steven to summon his weapon. I don't know what his true weapon is, it could be a shield, or it could be some crazy ass weeaboo shit that Bubblegum can use to jock with atomic binary compounds. Now you're playing with biological damnation. Okay that's enough, I believe I can give you an explanation on how Steven Universe can summon his gem weapon.

I believe there is enough evidence to level the play. Let's start with the episode that started it all without fire nation attacks. With episode 'Gem Glow', it shows Steven eating what Rachel Ray failed to make. After eating it, his bellygem glows and later his weapon actually appears. This begs the question, How did his gem glow? Then again, I just wonder why Pearl hasn't returned my love letters and brick notes. When I figured out something, I had to figure out Steven's personality. It wasn't the cookie cat that activated the gem, trust me that it activated something down there. It was the sheer enjoyment of eating that cookie cat. If you know Steven from the show, or read the wikipedia page, he is a happy go lucky, cheerilee type of fellow that nearly had an orgasm when eating an ice cream animal. It wasn't the fact that he ate the cookie cat, so it must have been that he enjoyed the cookie cat with delight and that pleasure has reached into his gem's reaction and that's how his weapon was summoned. Looking stupidly deep into this, his mother Rose Quartz looks like she has this calm, laid back, collected stance. Looking more stupidly into this, the Crystal Gems can activate their gems depending on their personality. Pearl has a structured and professional personality, so she focuses on how she rolls with life and then activates her gem using hard work, dedication, and liberation as a train of thought. Amethyst is laid back with gin and juice. So with the thought of being easy going and footloose, she can whip out her whip with no sweat. As for Garnet, having a strong, disciplined, and dependable nature, she focuses on the strengths of the natural elements of the environment around and can activate her weapon powerfully and simply. I'm saying that with his personality, Steven can believe in his kooky, nonsensible, and passionate self and call his weapon. He can bring Gurren Lagann back to the valid formula of drills and breasteses! Whew. This was a ball-breaker. When I say that, I mean it took me less than an hour and I can't have any cake from the fridge. I do hope this questioned your cartoon minds. Roy is out, peece!

Oh yeah. I call the 'Super Theorist' title. Full dibs.

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