Hey, guys. ts the newbie writer here. I hope you guys enjoy my story. I mean, come on! Now I have something better to do with my life. Instead of sitting in front of the computer all day watching videos on Youtube.

Voice 1: Yeah, and laughing your butt off at corny jokes repeated by videogame characters in spoof videos.

Me: Can it!

Voice 5:*creepy laugh* Corny jokes are fun!

Voice 3: Thats wonderful!!!! Now stop being a retard!

Me: *shakes in emo corner* Make it stop! Make it stop!

Voice 2: You are okay, Noah-san! You are perfectly sane!

By the way, I do not own anything....just the character, Noah.

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Chapter 1: " Newbie Mercenary"

Life was busy for Bobby, tonight. A lot of mercenaries to serve, and don't mention the guys that come to bring them jobs. "Business is big tonight…Hopefully things won't get too physical between the twits and the numbskulls…" he hoped. Things always got busy on a Tuesday.(or was it Wednesday) Mercenaries come here and wait for their job offers…Sometimes they get too liquored up to do them. He smirked at the most random thought of all. 'Two butt holes fighting over a job already drunk…priceless…' He silently laughed.

Suddenly, the door opened up and two figures came in. One was rather fat and the other was young…very young. The mercenaries greeted the fat guy with warm welcome.

"Enzo!" They chimed.

"Who's the girl?" One of them asked.

"Is she your new girlfriend?" another asked. The girl took a step back and wrinkled her nose in disgust.

Enzo mouth opened. "That's not right, you guys!" he whined. "she's just a kid. Besides, she is gonna be a new friend of ours for a while." They all looked at him in question.

"Why you hirin' a kid?" One asked.

"Yeah," they all chimed. The girl looked at him; as far as Bobby's eyes could bring them, it was an uneasy look… Like she was depressed by the subject.

He scratched his head and looked at her. "She…uh…She didn't tell me." He said sympathetically.

"Whats her name, then?" another mercenary asked; turning his head to her. She looked at him with a godforsaken, creepy look on her face…almost like she was enjoying a thought about him dying a slow, yet painful death. It's almost too obvious that she hates questions being asked about herself. She just sneered and asked, "what's it to you?" she asked sarcastically. They stared at her. She just crossed her arms and laughed. Another mercenary stood up and said, "Well, if we are going to be friends, we are going to need your name." he pointed out. She tilted her head and smiled. "Well, mister. I'd say 'Touché' but, it seems you brightness says otherwise. Why? Cos' I said so." she hissed. "In any case, my name is Noah Vineheart. I do hope we can be friends." She smiled with sarcasm.

She turned around and walked to the bar. Everyone behind her or the people she passed stared at her. She made her way to a stool next to a red coated, silver haired boy. (sound familiar?) Bobby approached her with caution, just in case she spat some nonsense toward him. "What would you like?" he asked. She looked up at him and blushed…almost bashfully. "Oh…A-a water, please." she smiled politely. 'Okay, this girl is weird. She tells off some people and is polite to others.' he thought. He proceeded to fixing her glass. Noah stared around the bar like a curious little kid. The kid next to her looked at her with a curious look. Feeling like she was being watched, she turned her head toward him. "What?" she spat.

"You're not getting any beer?" he asked. She hissed in anger.

"I don't know if you are blind, or just stupid. But, as you can see, I'm still a kid. Besides, that crap gives me gas." she announced. The guy beside twit leaned to get a good look at her. He was older looking, and he seemed more annoying than twit.

"Wow. You have quite a mouth on you. How old are you exactly?" he asked. Again, more frickin' questions. 'What is it? Idiot Day or something?' She asked herself.

She huffed and tried to sound polite without going all out on these twits. "I'm thirteen." she said. The younger twit smiled and asked, "What's your name?" he asked. She bit her lip so she wouldn't laugh maniackly and start beating the living crap out of them. "Is that any of your business?" she spat. They both looked at each other and smiled. "We just want to be your friends." they both said in an innocent tone. She started biting her thumbnail in agitation. "My name is Noah…you twits!" she burst. While the older guy looked kind of shocked by her outburst of anger, the younger one laughed. "What's wrong? Hate me already?" he asked. It was about time to humiliate him. "Just shut the hell up." she spat. He laughed that annoying ass laugh again, and it was beginning to piss her off…even more.

"What is with all the questions?" she asked. The twit beside her shifted his weight on the stool. "We want to be your friends. I'm pretty sure you had a lot of those when you were in school." he said. She shook her head, placed her foot on his stool and pushed; knocking him over.

"Whaaaa!" he screamed with a thud. She hopped down from her stool, paid Bobby for the drink she never touched, and stormed away. "I'm going home, Enzo! Too many people pissing me off!" she shouted behind her. She kicked open the door with a, "HYAAAA!!!!" and stormed off into the darkness. Everyone stared in shock as she was screaming her lungs dry.

One guy was staring out the window and laughing. "Looks like Tony made an enemy." He laughed.

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When she got home, the lights were off, but she didn't bother turning them on. She was tired and too pissed to bother. She took her jacket off and threw it on the bed. She grabbed a picture frame off the shelf. Now, she went to sit near a window where the moonlight shined on the picture, showing her mother and herself both smiling happily. She had all her mother's features including the brown hair and blue eyes. "Mom," she whispered. "I'm home." She had that depressed look in her eyes.

'I wish I was there when it happened…' she thought to herself. "Oh, mom…I really am lost without you…" she said with a tear rolling down her cheek.

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Well, folks. That was chapter one. Hope you like it! Do not forget to review!