FACT: Snake retired from military duty and became a zookeeper.
"Snake, we need you to feed the penguins"
"Penguins...right."
Snake spoke into his codec.
"Do you read me, colonel?"
"Yes, loud and clear, Snake."
"Alright. I'm going in."
MEANWHILE, BIG BOSS, OWNER OF THE ZOO, IS NAMING THE NEW BATCH OF SNAKES.
"I'm going to call you Solid Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Liquid Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Solidus Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Solid Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Liquid Snake..."
BACK TO SNAKE...
Snake has just swum up into the middle of the penguin's swimming area. He climbs out, places a copy of Playpenguin on the floor, and gets under a cardboard box.
"Jesus Snake, I don't know how you can carry a cardboard box around in your stealth suit like that. There's just no room..."
The penguin had fallen for the trick. Snake crept around behind it and shouted 'Freeze!'
The penguin put its flippers up.
Snake went around to get the dog tags.
"Jesus," he said, "No dog tags. Where are they?"
The penguin didn't answer. Snake shot it.
"For the love of god, Snake, they're just penguins."
"That's what the patroits want you to believe."
"Did someone say patriots?" Asked Solidus, pulling out a gun.
"No. Go and look at the zebras."
"The PATRIOTS!"
"Well, that was odd," noted Snake.
"Just place the food and get out of there."
Snake put a C4 on the wall to the cage, then planted the food. He then detonated the C4 and ran out the hole in the wall, throwing a Chaff Grenade as he did so. The Chaff Grenade had no effect.
"What? Why didn't it work? Colonel?"
"Snake, they're not electric."
THE END. SORRY IT'S A BIT OF AN ANTI-CLIMAX, BUT I WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE NOW.
"Snake, we need you to feed the penguins"
"Penguins...right."
Snake spoke into his codec.
"Do you read me, colonel?"
"Yes, loud and clear, Snake."
"Alright. I'm going in."
MEANWHILE, BIG BOSS, OWNER OF THE ZOO, IS NAMING THE NEW BATCH OF SNAKES.
"I'm going to call you Solid Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Liquid Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Solidus Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Solid Snake, after my son. I'm going to call you Liquid Snake..."
BACK TO SNAKE...
Snake has just swum up into the middle of the penguin's swimming area. He climbs out, places a copy of Playpenguin on the floor, and gets under a cardboard box.
"Jesus Snake, I don't know how you can carry a cardboard box around in your stealth suit like that. There's just no room..."
The penguin had fallen for the trick. Snake crept around behind it and shouted 'Freeze!'
The penguin put its flippers up.
Snake went around to get the dog tags.
"Jesus," he said, "No dog tags. Where are they?"
The penguin didn't answer. Snake shot it.
"For the love of god, Snake, they're just penguins."
"That's what the patroits want you to believe."
"Did someone say patriots?" Asked Solidus, pulling out a gun.
"No. Go and look at the zebras."
"The PATRIOTS!"
"Well, that was odd," noted Snake.
"Just place the food and get out of there."
Snake put a C4 on the wall to the cage, then planted the food. He then detonated the C4 and ran out the hole in the wall, throwing a Chaff Grenade as he did so. The Chaff Grenade had no effect.
"What? Why didn't it work? Colonel?"
"Snake, they're not electric."
THE END. SORRY IT'S A BIT OF AN ANTI-CLIMAX, BUT I WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE NOW.
