They lean in tentatively…
S: Ow!
J: You moved!
S: I was trying to kiss you!
J: I was trying to kiss you!
S: Let's try again, slowly this time.
J: Ok.
S: Ah, mmmm.
J: Mmmm.
S: Brush teeth?
J: Think so, yes.
Five minty fresh minutes later.
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmm, er, mmm, you're, you're squishing my nose.
S: You're nose is long!
J: Thanks for that. Can you tilt your head differently?
S: I always tilt my head this way when I kiss someone!"
J: Done it a lot, have you? You said…
S: Shut up.
J: Mmmmm.
S: Mmmmm
J: Urf…sqeezing…too tight…can't breathe.
S: Sorry, sorry.
J: Mmmm.
S: Better?
J: Yeah. Thanks.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmm.
S: Bedroom?
Backing, pushing, stumbling, tripping, bumping, crashing down hall into bedroom.
S: Mind the buttons.
J: Thought you wanted…
S: Yes, just don't…
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmmm.
J: Wait, I can't…my hand's caught in my sleeve.
S: Do it yourself.
J: Probably better.
S: You're jeans are too tight, can't get the buttons…
J: Yes, fine, dinner was…
S: Mm.
J: Mmmm.
S: Oh, yes…
J: Your foot is caught on your shoe…
S: You should have taken them off first. I'll just…
J: Yeah…
One separate stripping and climbing on the bed later.
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Ooo, like that…
S: Could you…?
J: What? Oh! Oh, yes.
Awkward readjusting on the bed.
J: Ahhhh.
S: Ow, mind your knee.
J: Well, just…there. Better?
S: Can you just…
J: Not really…
S: Ummm.
J: Ummm. Oh, that's good. Just like that. Ummm.
S: Ummm. Wait, don't thrust…can't…
J: Ummm. What? Oh, sorry.
S: Didn't realize you were so big.
J: That's a good thing, right?
S: Ummm.
J: Ummm.
S: Ummm.
J: Ummm.
J: Erm, Sherlock?
S: Ummmm?
J: I'm getting a crick in my neck.
Awkward rearranging.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmm.
S: MMMM.
J: MMM. Ahh…condoms, lube?
S: Top drawer.
S: Oof. Mind your weight.
J: I'm not finding…wait, got it. There's not much left.
S: Sorry. Been thinking of you.
J: Really? Mmmm. That's hot. Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmm.
Squishy sound.
S: Easy!
J: Sorry. You said you'd been thinking…
S: With my hand! Not my fingers.
J: Ok, ok, just you know…want…
S: Yes…me too.
J: God, so tight.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmm. More?
S: Yes, I think…yes.
J: Ah…mmmm.
S: Mmmm…um, John, what are you…?
J: Trying to find…
S: Well, you're not.
J: Just wait, I'm a doctor, I can get…
S: Stop. Just…
J: Oh? Oh…but you've gone soft!
S: Well, I won't be if you just…!
J: Yes…mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
Fumbling.
J: Hand's slippery.
S: Give it to me.
J: Fine.
S: Here.
J: Ok, just…
S: Hurry.
J: Trying…there…
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmmm.
S: That's not…
J: I know, I…
S: Ahh…
J: Ohhhh…
Cracking noise.
J: Was that your knee?
S: Yes. It happens.
J: You should have that checked out.
S: Not now.
J: No, but…
S: John!
J: Right, sorry. Just as a doctor…
S: …
J: Sorry. Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Mmmmm.
S: Mmmmm.
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
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.
.
J: Oh, God, going to…
S: Wait…no…I'm not…
J: Trying…so tight…been so long…
S: CORPSES, AUTOPSIES, BACTERIA, MRS. HUDSON, MYCROFT, ANDERSON, ANDERSON!
J: Not working…unnnhhh…
S: Dammit! I wanted us to…
J: Sorry. Just give me…I'll…
S: Any lube left?
J: Not really. Spit?
S: Really?
J: Your choice.
S: You could…
J: What? Oh, ok, yes.
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Ummm.
S: Oh, oh, nice.
J: Ummm.
S: Oh…yes…
J: Ummm. Could you not…
S: Sorry. Some people like…
J: Could we not talk about other…
S: Just…
J: Ummm
S: Ahhh…
J: Ummm.
S: Ohhhh.
.
.
.
.
J: Are you…? I could…
S: DON'T STOP!
J: It's just…
S: Close, so close…just a little more…
J: Ummm.
S: Oh, GOD!
J: Ummm…
S: Unh…
J: …
S: …
.
J: Do we have anything to drink?
S: No.
J: Ok. Towel?
S: No, not really thinking…tonight…you know…
J: Yeah. I'll be right back.
Four minutes later.
J: Water?
S: Yes.
S: Ugh…glurg…
S: I better…myself…spilling…
J: Sorry.
S: ...
J: Mmmm.
S: Mmmm.
J: Good?
S: Ye-es…
J: Next time…
S: Yes…
S: You?
J: Amazing. You're amazing. I can't believe we…
S: I know.
J: Mmmmm. Mmmmm.
S: Mmmmm. Mmmm.
Shifting on bed.
S: Ooo…wet…
J: Towel?
S: Thanks.
Shifting, snuggling.
S: Ah…John…
J: Ah…nice.
S: …
J: …
J: Phht…you're hair…could you…?
Wriggling
J: …
S: …
S: My feet are hanging off the bed.
J: Curl up. I've got you. Oof, mind where you put your knee, my…
S: Sorry. There ok?
J: Yeah.
S: …
J: …
.
.
.
J: Sherlock?
J: Sherlock? My arm's going to sleep.
S: Unh? What? Oh…
Rolling around.
S: Ah.
J: …
.
J: I can't…like this, my knees don't…
S: Oh, right, you're short.
J: No, you're tall. Other way?
S: Ok.
Rolling.
S: Better?
J: Yeah, that's nice. It's nice.
S: …
J: …
J: Sherlock?
S: Mm?
J: It was perfect.
S: Yes, it was.
