Disclaimer thing: I do not own Naruto. But hey, I dream...

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"HYUUGA NEJI!!!"

Right now, Tenten was feeling pissed. And I mean really pissed. You see, certain teammate of hers... Well, let's just find out shall we? (If I just told you there'd be no point of typing this up!) Angrily, the weapon mistress stormed up to the Hyuuga genious's room. He was sitting on his bed, reading scrolls, but looked up to the fuming kunoichi. And casually? she thought, making her more angry. That little son of a--!

"Is there something you need, Tenten?" Neji said as calmly as he could. As much as he denied it, it was true; when Tenten was angry, it scared him out of his wits. Hopefully he could mask it with his awesomely cool looks and attitude...

"You bet there's something I need!" the bun-haired girl screamed. Neji cringed a bit. Awesomely cool looks and attitude? Screw that... "But can I ask you something first?" Tenten asked, all of a sudden level headed. That ment nothing but bad news...

Neji raised a brow, but answered any way. "Eh, yes?"

"You know that girl that's been clinging to you since Tuesday?" Wait, if his teammate knew that then... Goodness, has Tenten been stalking him? Suspicious!

"You mean the one who always wears the red--?"

"Yes, the red shirt."

"What about her?"

"What's her name?" Whoa, Tenten was asking for the girl's name! An awkward picture of Tenten and the girl popped into Neji's head; they were doing... yuri kind of things. YOU SICK BAKA!!! he mentally screamed at himself. He would smack himself in the face later.

"Uh, Sayuri."

"Oh, okay."

There was a brief silence.

"BREAK UP WITH HER YOU TRAITOR!!!" and the weapon mistress pulled out/poof-ed every sharp and pointy object she could hold and pointed them--sharp and pointy side-- toward Neji. An even longer moment of silent. For a while the Byakugan user kept on blinking and staring at her.

"I'm... not dating her."

Something clicked in Tenten's head. Every weapon poofed. "Y-you're not?" Neji shook his head.

"She's some freaking stalker."

"Ah. So you're single?"

"Well, yes."

"Not gay?"

"N--"

"'Cause, you know, you're hair is pretty suggestive--"

"No, Tenten!"

The quietness of evil had returned, this time far longer than the last. Both of them stared, blinking at each other. Neither of them moved. Then Tenten grinned.

"Good!"

GLOMP!!!

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This was just some random idea that popped into my head one day. I mean, Tenten... wouldn't you think she'd just kinda... I don't know, just go and glomp someone?

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