Legal Disclaimer: I don't own the Tenchi Gang or the Xena folks. Don't sue me, cause this lil' thing isn't even worth it.

Artists Disclaimer: I felt silly and wrote it within five minutes. If you like, review and I shall expand upon this, and perhaps turn it into a pointless( but fun and silly) little series full of these little musings.

Dedications: For the Aeka Fan Club, because I wouldn't have written this if they hadn't had the crossover post on the message board. :)

And now, onto the short and almost completely pointless crossover mini. Remember, Review so I can write more!



Tenchi Muyo - Xena: Warrior Princess Crossover Part One.

By: LadyWillow




Tenchi is walking along toward the carrot field for another long day of planting, and back-breaking labor. Then, out of nowhere, a chakram zings by his head, missing it by only mere inches.

"Xena! You could've taken that nice looking boy's head clean off!" Gabrielle yells. Xena snarls, and draws her sword.

"Something is very wrong here, Gabrielle!"

Ryoko appears next to Tenchi, and in the distance you can see Aeka running up, along with Yosho and Washu.

"Who the heck (censoring myself) are you?!" Ryoko yells in the direction of Xena and Gabrielle.

"We could ask you the same question!" Xena shouts back. Gabrielle just shakes her head.

"We are Xena and Gabrielle." The trusty side kick explains.

"Like the TV show?" Aeka asks curiously.

"What TV Show?" Xena questions.

"What's a TV?" Gabrielle adds.

Tenchi, Ryoko, Yosho, Washu and Aeka all face fault, and Xena and Gabrielle get little sweat drops.

"What are these?" Gabrielle asks, pointing to the sweat drops.

"Oh, those are little anime sweat drops." Yosho explains.

"Yes, we all get them when we are exasperated, or embarrassed, or confused... pretty much all the time..." Aeka says, frowning.

"Why do we have them?" Gabrielle muses, as she pokes at the sweat drop on Xena's head.

"Gabrielle, stop it! How many times do I have to tell you not to touch EVERYTHING?!"

"But Xena, you said-" She notices the look on Xena's face, and the Warrior Princess motions to the audience. "Oh, that's right. I'm sorry."

Tenchi and Ryoko look at each other in a frightened sort of way, as they slowly inch away from the two TV characters.

"Hey, where are you going? You need to tell us how to get home!" Xena shouts. The Tenchi gang all turns and runs away. Quickly.

"Well Xena, now what do we do?"

"Hm... lets go get a room at an inn..." She says coyly. Gabrielle giggles, and the two join hands and walk off into the sunset.