Hi everyone! Well, this short fic just came to me, and I just had to write it!! Think of it as a New Year's present!!

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Do not own, and not bothered, cos I'm too happy!!


Kai, Tala and a Table

Tala slowly pushed the door shut, calling out a: "I'm home!"

A groan and a burst of colourful language exploded from the living room. Puzzled, Tala headed towards said room, only to be greeted with Kai's ass lifted high up into the air in plain view. Unconsciously licking his lips, Tala grinned wolfishly, that is until Kai growled, chucking a large screw driver over his shoulder, and right in to Tala's face.

Tala yelped and fell back on to the floor ungracefully, his eyes a mass of swirls. Groaning, the red-haired teen extracted the screwdriver from his forehead, leaving a very red imprint of it and chucked it on the floor. He stared at Kai, well, at the only part of Kai he could see, but he wasn't complaining. Lewd images flashed through his mind before he shook his head, storing them for later use.

"Uh…Kai? What exactly are you doing?"

"Trying to fix together this stupid table!" Kai hissed, turning to Tala and waving a table leg around threateningly.

"Then what's the problem?" Tala leant down and sat next to Kai.

"The stupid table leg won't work!" Kai yelled in frustration.

Tala rose an eyebrow, picking up the instructions, "Kai…have you even read the instructions?"

Kai whipped his head round and glared at Tala, "Yes, I've read the stupid thing!!"

"You know there are illustrations, right?" Tala pressed, chuckling.

"Yes!" Kai hissed, "I know what to do! I just can't get part A in to part B!!"

"Well…what's part A and what's part B?"

"Part A is this stupid pole/leg thingy and part B is that stupid hole in the bottom of the table," Kai all but screeched, his patience wearing thin.

Tala grinned impishly, "So, basically, Part A is a pole and Part B is a hole, right?"

"That's what I said, didn't I?"

"So, all you're really having trouble with is slotting a pole in to a hole?" Tala felt the grin on his face widen.

"Yeah," Kai sighed in resignation, sitting back, "Tala? Are you any good at putting a pole in to a stupid little hole?"

If possible, Tala's grin widened again, and he waggled his eyebrows, unbeknownst of Kai, "Yeah, I've heard I'm quite good at that, especially if the hole is stretched."

Kai gave Tala a strange look, "Tala, it's wood…wood doesn't stretch."

Tala nodded his head, "Yeah, I know, I guess I'm not good at putting that type of pole in to that type of hole…anyway, I'll go and make some tea."

Tala stood up, eyes twinkling in mirth, leaving behind an extremely confused Kai, who shook his head at the red-heads behaviour, and turned back to the dismantled table, growling lowly in his throat.

In the kitchen, Tala chuckled to himself, pouring boiling water from the kettle in to two mugs, when a sudden shout of:

"Eureka!" came from the living room.

Curious, the redhead trekked back into the living room, to find a happily beaming Kai, pointing at the connected table leg.

"I did it!" Kai exclaimed gleefully.

"You did! Well done, Kai. I guess you've finally learnt how to put a pole in to a hole, but you'll never be as good as me," Tala winked mischievously at Kai, who flushed a bright red, only then understanding the hidden meanings behind Tala's previous words.

"Tala!" Kai yelled, shooting up from his position and launching himself at a hysterically laughing Tala, who jumped to the side and ran out of the living room.

"Come on, Kai! If you catch me, I'll promise to teach you how to put a pole in to a hole perfectly…only if you're the hole!"

Kai flushed an even darker shade of red and proceeded to chase Tala around the house.

-Owari-


Hehehehehe...I have no idea where that came from!! LOL!

Anyway, review and tell me what you thought about it!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!