Ash gets Betrayed
Disclaimer:Ash gets betrayed is a fan fan based parody I don't own pokemon
if i did i would buy a wailord submarine
It was a cool fall evening in Pallet leaves drifted through the air as a light breeze powered down the street stopping in front of a two story home of our hero Ash bitterly on the sofa wrapped in a through Ash was lamenting his most recent defeat at the hands of Cameron a rookie trainer at the unova league. 'How could i lose like that evolving during a match is usually my thing.I guess i could order a pizza after all mom's out with professor and and she left me a bit of cash.' Dialing away our hero ordered a pepperoni pizza covered in mayo?!
30 minutes later
'They should be here soon.'
1 hour later
'Jesus where the hell are they? I'm starving.'
2 hours later
"dear god I feel terrible" Ding-dong!
Eyes widening as the herald of incoming food echoed through his head. Rushing to the door hunger apparent in my movements I open the door to stare into the stoned red eyes of my would be savior 'You ash?' he slurred out "Where the hell were you?" "Sorry little man i ran into a little trouble." For nearly 3 hours' 'chill little man i got here and your pizzas safe and sound, more or less that'll be 10000 poke dollars lil dude' the now starving ash just threw the wad of cash his mom left him at the guy and grabbed his food and slammed the door. "Does this include tip?! Taking a bite out of the thing was heavenly after scarfing down 5 slices i then feel the greatest pain in the gut I've ever felt rushing to the toilet i then proceed to take the mother of all dumps but then notice there's no toilet paper. "Damnit mom why didn't you replace it?! Okay i'll just "Ash where are you? Guess who's hear to see you!" Mom can you pass me toilet paper ? "Seriously ash!" "Misty?" "Yeah its me you having a little trouble up there" she said condescendingly. 'Why did this happen all of a sudden?'
Back with pizza guy and his manager
"Whaddaya mean that was the wrong house he said his name was Ash." "You were supposed to deliver it to an old guy named asher on the other side of the block!" "I couldn't tell the street sign was missing" 'SCENE CUT TO AN ARON EATING THE SIGN IN THE WOODS'
"Must be those damn hoenn pokemon imports stealing our signs!" said the manager. And what's the big deal they ordered the same thing." "No you dolt the old man can't eat pizza without laxatives or hell get constipated!" "OHHHHH, so that's why the pizza seemed a bit off you mixed lax powder in it." "Wait why'd we even add that as an optional topping?" "Cause pallet towns full of old people and old folks can't usually eat pizza makes em constipated." The manager said
MEANWHILE AT ASHER'S HOUSE
"Gramps are you okay" 'darn that pizza restaurant after all my years of patronage they forget my laxatives this betrayal cannot go unpunished' "Oww!" "Grandpa!" I'm okay sweetie just pass me the pink bottle and leave it at the door!" 'I will have my revenge'
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Will Ash embarrass himself in front of misty and his mom will Asher get his revenge will asher's Granddaughter be able to save his colon these questions and more will be answered in the next chapter of ash gets betrayed
