Disclaimer: Pokemon does NOT belong to me. (I wish the bishonen's did though...) And I kinda got this idea from "Kero-chan's Newlywed Game" by Yukito no Miko.

Rating: PG? Who knows what's yet to come?....PG-13...

Note: I was gonna make it Japanese names so the -chan thing and Miya, Jess's mom, and some other stuff would work, but all aboard cR@ZyNeSs! Oh, and I'm gonna put in 5 couples cuz I can't bear to let go of Brock and Cassidy!! @_@ I wasn't supposed to tell... I think that has to wait for another time...Also Gary & 009...Just three couples today!

The Pokemon Newlywed Game!!
By Rox-chan!

Meowth: HII!! And welcome to Meowth-chan's--
Jessie: No-one calls themself -chan, fool!
Meowth-chan: Your Momma did!
Jessie: Don't you talk 'bout my momma!
Meowth: It's MY show, and if I wanna say, "Welcome to Meowth-chan's Newlywed Game," I will! SO, welcome to Meowth-chan's Newlywed Game, everybod-ay!
Everyone: *GROAN* ^.^;;;;
Meowth: So...Anyway...Meet our three couples!! Couple number one, come on down!!
James: Actually, the proper term is, "Go down...," I believe.
Jessie: *O_O*
*J & J sit down*
Meowth: *o_o;;* Oh-kay. . . thank you, couple number one. Couple number two, come join us!
*Ash and Misty come out and sit down, amidst cheers from the 'twerpshippers' and screams of horror from the Gymshippers. Ash pulls out Pikachu*
All: ^_^;;
Misty: Ash... I don't think you can have...
Ash: What Pikachu? *Picks up Pikachu and waves around Misty*
Misty: *pulls out mallet* GET THAT RAT OUTTA MY FACE!!!
*Ash huddles into a corner and dies* *I cheer, "You go, girl!! Kill that boy!"*
Meowth-chan: Right! Let's put that aside! Couple number...three, join us!
Mrs. Ketchum: We are not a couple....anymore!!!
Giovanni: Come on, sugar.
Mrs. Ketchum: I am not your 'sugar'! Let go of me!
*Giovanni drags Mrs. Ketchum to the third set of chairs and ties her to one of them, then sits in the last chair*
Mrs. Ketchum: Sam-- *has a flashback to one night...Professor Oak says, "If you're ever in trouble...just call 'Oak.'* OAK!!
Giovanni: You go for that seventy-year old man instead of me?
Mrs. Ketchum: HE'S SIXTY!...two.
Giovanni: If you don't stop cheating on me, we can't win the contest for the most loving newlyweds!
Mrs. Ketchum: We're not married!!
Giovanni: Of course we are, honey cakes.
Mrs. Ketchum: We're not, we're not!!
Gio: Not even for the grand prize? ^_^
Mrs.: NO!!
James: Hai, Meowth-chan, what is the grand prize?
Meowth-chan: An all-expense paid trip to...the Ruins of Alph!!
Mrs.: *freezes* You mean... I could finally spend a weekend with Sam and end this terrible curse?!
All: O_o;;;;
Mrs.: Never mind... .:)
Meowth-chan: Yes.
Ash: *whining* Meowth, that's not fair!!
Meowth: Yeah, well that's why it's my show and not yours. Couple number three?
Giovanni: Meowth-chan. ^_^
*Mrs. Ketchum holds up a sign that says, "All of my son's Pokemon are cute and so is he!! But Pikachu. "*
Meowth-chan: Well, you got it wrong but you get a point anyways! Good job!
Giovanni: *smirk* ^_^
Ash: *scowl* :(
Meowth-chan: Going onto question three, couple number one has two points, couple number two has one point, and couple number three has two points! Question three is "I like a girl who has a sense of humor. Tell me your favorite joke."
*silence*
Meowth-chan: Oops! Wrong questions!! Hahahahaha. . . *throws cards backstage* The real question number three is around here somewhere. . .
*Giovanni's Persian hands him a set of cards*
Meowth: Thanks! Okay, question number three: "I'm a fool and I consort with Mareep--" HEY!! These aren't the questions!!
Persian: *smirk*
*Meowth-chan digs around backstage and finally comes up with some questions, hopefully the right ones*
Meowth-chan: Okay! I think these are the right ones! "If your wife was an alarm clock, how would she wake you up?" Couple number one?
James: I'm not sure that I want to say it on television...
Meowth-chan: You have to or you don't get the point.
*James walks over to Meowth-chan and the panel of judges and starts whispering to them. Time passes. More time passes. The backstage crew, Brock, falls asleep*
Meowth-chan: Okay, that's enough. **O_O** Wife number one, what did you put?
*Jessie hands him a thick stack of paper*
Meowth-chan: What the. . . this is a...report...of some sort. *someone whispers* This is the Starr Report!
Jessie: It is stapled underneath. It's very...er...violent.
Meowth-chan: ***O_O***
Ahem. Judges, will we accept those answers?
Proffesor Oak: I suppose so.
Meowth-chan: What about the other judges?
*no answer. James's weird southern mom is still taking notes and Miya has her hands over her ears*
Miyamato: You're talking about my DAUGHTER!!
Gio: *shudders* ... *mumbling* thought...dead...back...??
Miya: *heard* yep! ^_~
Meowth: *sweatdrop* I guess we'll count it, then. . . Couple number two?
Ash: Er...with a hammer??
Misty: *Holds up sign that says, "With a mallet"*
All: ^_^;;
Meowth: Judges?
*the judges confer, Miyamato says "It's rather harsh...but I like it! Prof. Oak starts talking*
James's mum: We've decided to accept that ansahr (answer).
Miyamato: Good. Couple number three?
Meowth-chan: Hey, I'm supposed to say that! Couple number three?
Gio: If she found me sleeping she'd take the opportunity to try and go to that old man. ^_^
Meowth: Maybe he's not as dumb as I thought. Well, lady? How would ya wake him up?
*Mrs. Ketchum holds up a sign that says, "With a high-voltage Pikachu"*
Meowth-chan: We'll accept that answer because I like it. Round two after these commercial messages!
*silence*
Meowth-chan: Brock! Run the commercials!
Brock: *wakes up* Hmm?
Meowth-chan: The commercials, the commercials!!
Brock: Oh, right!! o-_-o
Meowth-chan: ~_~;;
[eyecatch]
*fade to commercial*
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