"Now it's time for, 'Ask Dr. Stupid'," the announcer begane, "with your host, Dr. Stupid."
"Why, Hello!" Dr. Stupid greeted the camera with a stupid grin, laying down on a 'Bed of Knives'.
"Today we have a question from Bob Yakskins of Zanseville, Ohio, and he asks,
'Dear Dr. Stupid,
Why are stupid cartoon shows from today more popular than Ren and Stimpy and other great '90's shows?'"
"Why that's a very good question, Bob! I better put on my patented Stuponitron Helmet!"
Dr. Stupid put on a head gag, making it look like he got shot through the head with an arrow. Soon, another arrow shot at him and replaced the fake gag one, and it had a note attached.
"Well, you're awnser's simple, really," he said, grasping the note.
"This is because... Cable brainwashes you! It makes you like sucky shows and give them ratings! To avoid this, get Netflix instead of cable! It's less expensive, I think, and it has Ren and Stimpy on it!"
"Thank you, Dr. Stupid. Join us again for 'Ask Dr. Stupid.'"
