Disclaimer: Nope don't own a thing. I even got the idea from someone else's
help (Rhysara) Anyways........ DON'T SUE ME! DON'T PLEASE DON'T! -gets on
hands and knees- I HAVE NO MONEY! -hides wads of cash behind back- NONE AT
ALL!
-starts to cry hysterically-
Author's Note: WARNING: WARNING: Weirdness up ahead... Weirdness up ahead! Take extreme caution.
THE ATTACK OF THE HARRY POTTER FIGURINES!
Night. Pitch black. No stars tonight. Werewolves. Howling. Hagrid. Working. Hogsmeade. Down the road. Toy shop. -scary music begins to play in background- Aisle 7. The Harry Potter Aisle. LIGHTS! Empty shelves! Where are the dolls?
-snaps fingers-
"Ok, Harrys over here. Rons over beside them, Hermiones follow the Rons. Longbottoms, Lovegoods, and girl Weasleys behind them."
Voldemort was giving instructions to the many little figurines of the many Harry Potter characters. Each little character group, about 50 of each, moved over to where they were told. Death Eaters stood behind Voldemort who was still giving orders,
"Dumbledores go in front of the Harrys, or wait, maybe I should just have you jump in the lake... nah... go ahead Dumbledores in front of the Harrys. And... Let's see, ah. The Voldemorts go beside the Dumbledores."
Voldemort picked up a tiny figurine of himself and grinned. The figurine hissed and tried to curse Voldemort. Voldemort laughed and laughed. One of the Death Eaters started to laugh too,
"SHUT UP!"
The Death Eater stopped. Voldemort put the little figurine back down and directed each of the Death Eater figurines over to the Voldemort figurines,
"Oy! Where's the Snapes?"
"Uh... Sir... I think they ran off with the Lockharts...."
"WHAT! SNAPE!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
"Snape! Go get your dolls and bring them back."
"oh.... fine."
The small greasy figurines walked back with the beaming Lockhart figurines, each pair holding hands. The real Snape slightly blushed underneath his mask. Voldemort raised an eyebrow,
"Now... ONWARD MY...... STOP THAT!"
He had just kicked the Voldemort dolls away from the Dumbledores.... Dumbledores was trying to curse Voldemort as the little figurines tried to kiss the small Headmasters. Voldemort's pale cheeks slightly flushed,
"NOW! ONWARD MY LITTLE DOLLS! TO HOGWARTS!"
Voldemort began to laugh manically, but was cut off by all the dolls talking at once,
"WE'RE NOT DOLLS! WE'RE ACTION FIGURES!"
A small voice piped up from one of the doll...oops... action figure groups,
"I'm a cute doll...."
Most of the other dolls raised an eyebrow at the Peter Pettigrew doll group. The Sirius Black action figures tried to run at them. They all squeaked in terror. Voldemort let out an exasperated sigh,
"ONWARD! NOW!"
The small dolls, action figures, and figurines marched as one towards the gates to Hogwarts. One by one they sidled through the bars and up the grounds, leaving Voldemort laughing crazily with the silent Death Eaters (although some were playing jump rope.)
Author's Note: WARNING: WARNING: Weirdness up ahead... Weirdness up ahead! Take extreme caution.
THE ATTACK OF THE HARRY POTTER FIGURINES!
Night. Pitch black. No stars tonight. Werewolves. Howling. Hagrid. Working. Hogsmeade. Down the road. Toy shop. -scary music begins to play in background- Aisle 7. The Harry Potter Aisle. LIGHTS! Empty shelves! Where are the dolls?
-snaps fingers-
"Ok, Harrys over here. Rons over beside them, Hermiones follow the Rons. Longbottoms, Lovegoods, and girl Weasleys behind them."
Voldemort was giving instructions to the many little figurines of the many Harry Potter characters. Each little character group, about 50 of each, moved over to where they were told. Death Eaters stood behind Voldemort who was still giving orders,
"Dumbledores go in front of the Harrys, or wait, maybe I should just have you jump in the lake... nah... go ahead Dumbledores in front of the Harrys. And... Let's see, ah. The Voldemorts go beside the Dumbledores."
Voldemort picked up a tiny figurine of himself and grinned. The figurine hissed and tried to curse Voldemort. Voldemort laughed and laughed. One of the Death Eaters started to laugh too,
"SHUT UP!"
The Death Eater stopped. Voldemort put the little figurine back down and directed each of the Death Eater figurines over to the Voldemort figurines,
"Oy! Where's the Snapes?"
"Uh... Sir... I think they ran off with the Lockharts...."
"WHAT! SNAPE!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
"Snape! Go get your dolls and bring them back."
"oh.... fine."
The small greasy figurines walked back with the beaming Lockhart figurines, each pair holding hands. The real Snape slightly blushed underneath his mask. Voldemort raised an eyebrow,
"Now... ONWARD MY...... STOP THAT!"
He had just kicked the Voldemort dolls away from the Dumbledores.... Dumbledores was trying to curse Voldemort as the little figurines tried to kiss the small Headmasters. Voldemort's pale cheeks slightly flushed,
"NOW! ONWARD MY LITTLE DOLLS! TO HOGWARTS!"
Voldemort began to laugh manically, but was cut off by all the dolls talking at once,
"WE'RE NOT DOLLS! WE'RE ACTION FIGURES!"
A small voice piped up from one of the doll...oops... action figure groups,
"I'm a cute doll...."
Most of the other dolls raised an eyebrow at the Peter Pettigrew doll group. The Sirius Black action figures tried to run at them. They all squeaked in terror. Voldemort let out an exasperated sigh,
"ONWARD! NOW!"
The small dolls, action figures, and figurines marched as one towards the gates to Hogwarts. One by one they sidled through the bars and up the grounds, leaving Voldemort laughing crazily with the silent Death Eaters (although some were playing jump rope.)
