Monique…the 3rd

Monique…the 3rd

Monique and new boyfriend Troy were sitting in Monique's house. She REALLY didn't want a repeat of last week's disaster of eating Bret Ryan, so she made extra sure that her fridge was full of luscious food. It was her first alone time with Troy, and she really didn't want to mess things up.

Monique and Troy were watching Minute Men, his arm wrapped securely around her.

"Hey Troy, could you be a doll and go fetch me some popcorn?"

"Sure thing, I'm hungry!" Troy got up and made some popcorn. He could tell, by the look in Monique's eye, that she was hungry. But he…he was STARVING.

He brought over the popcorn and smothered it in butter and many other toppings, and merrily skipped back to the TV room, where Monique anticipated his arrival.

Monique was hungry. Troy had food. She yanked the bowl from his hands, and dug right in.

"Um…Monique, dear? Do you mind if I have some of that?" Troy pleaded…but soon realized that Monique was already finished. With a look of disappointment, he brought the empty grease splattered bowl to the kitchen.

"TROY! GET ME SOME LEFTOVER CHICKEN!" Monique screamed from the other room.

"Sure! Can I have some?"

Monique's face fell. "Um…sure…babe…"

This pained Monique. How could he ask this of her? This was like asking for her right leg!

When Troy returned with the chicken, Mo shoved it down her throat.

"Aw, come on, Mo! I'm hungry!" Troy complained.

"I'm sorry, hun…I don't know what came over me…"

Troy sighed, and took the dirty plate back to the kitchen.

"TROY!" Monique bellowed, "I WANT SOME PIZZA!"

"Can I have some?" Troy was hopeful.

"Of course…" Monique trailed off.

An hour later, Troy returned with a homemade pizza. It looked like it took a lot of work. But considering how long he took to make it, Monique showed no mercy. In that hour, she was painfully hungry. She snatched it out of his hands and ripped it up viciously with her teeth, barely tasting it. The lumps of fresh pizza slid down her throat.

"MONIQUE!" Troy sounded mad.

"I WAS HUNGRY!"

Troy sighed once more, and brought the empty pizza platter to the kitchen. This was developing into a pattern. Monique would ask for some food, Troy would enslave over making it, and Mo would scarf it down, leaving not even one bite for Troy. This happened with ice cream, pie, cookies, cake, and muffins. Troy didn't think he could take anymore. As he carried the empty muffin tray back to the kitchen, Monique bellowed;

"TROY! I WANT 10 DEEP FRIED TWINKIES!"

Monique heard an earsplitting crash from upstairs. She sluggishly pulled herself up, and stumbled upstairs to investigate.

The upstairs window was broken- Troy had jumped out. Monique peered over the side to see Troy's body laying there, lifeless. Hmm. What a waste.

Monique was still hungry.

So, seeing as she didn't feel like cooking, she practically ran outside, for once, and mauled Troy. Darn, he was a good boyfriend too. What a shame…

But Mo recovered from that after she found out how tasty Troy was.

She noticed that Mitchell Musso had his eye on her, as she had hers on him. The next day at school, he was her NEW boyfriend!

The End.

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