DarkCrimsonFlame3's naruto challenge

DarkCrimsonFlame3's naruto challenge

DarkCrimsonFlame3's naruto challenge

DarkCrimsonFlame3's naruto challenge

DarkCrimsonFlame3's naruto challenge

DarkCrimsonFlame3's naruto challenge

Summary: Naruto does a jutsu wrong and now can read the thoughts of all the guys!

Pairings: NejiNaru, GaarNaru, SasuNaru, Naru/anyone else

Warnings: Shonen-ai, possibly yaoi (maybe not)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or this fanfic idea. But my friend has Kishimoto in her closet. And some Hidekaz guy. And a whole bunch of anime characters. And Orochimaru is in her sister's closet. Don't ask me why.

Chapter 1
The Beginning

It was a beautiful day beyond imagining. The birds were singing their majestic and cheerful songs. The sun was shining its warm rays of light down on the world, mainly the joyful village of Konoha. Enough about the weather and whatnot since that's not really the reason why anyone is reading this story, that includes the people listening to someone read them the story(1).

Ignoring the weather, in a nearby forest, Naruto was out training again. Sweat made itself known on his face and his orange jacket wrapped around his waist. A frustrated growl passed through his soft lips. He had been training for hours but just couldn't seem to do the jutsu correctly. With a heavy sigh, he sat down against a nearby tree and subconsciously fell asleep.

"Dobe" Naruto sleepily looked up and stared into dull black orbs, causing the blonde to jump, "What the hel? When'd you get here, Teme?" "You must the worst ninja I know if you can't sense me coming when you're asleep… Not that you do anyways when you're awake." Sasuke said, not answering the question. "Hey!" Naruto yelled, about to attack the raven when a growl erupted from his stomach. "You slept through lunch?" Sasuke asked in an almost uncaring tome of voice with an eyebrow raised. "Shut up!" the blonde yelled.

The two boys reach Ichiraku Ramen within minutes. It would have been a normal meal at Naruto's favorite ramen bar but life had something else in store. As they entered the building, Naruto got this weird feeling but shrugged it off as Sasuke ordered for the both of them since he already knew what Naruto was going to have.

Naruto sat beside Sasuke as they ate their ramen... more like Naruto ate his ramen and Sasuke watched.

'Naruto looks really cute today.' Naruto looked up and stared at Sasuke with wide eyes.

'What's he looking at?' "What did you say?" Naruto shouted.

'Okay, Naruto you can get made at me all you like, just come over here and I'll shut you up for good.' Sasuke thought as he stared at Naruto's pink lips in hunger. "WHAT?" Naruto screamed.

'He's really cute.' "Why are you saying these things? I thought we were just friends!"

'Okay, cute... but insane.' "I am NOT insane!"

'I wonder what he's look like in bed.'

Naruto stood up and slammed his chopsticks down. "Okay, you have GOT to stop freaking me out here! I don't mind the attention but... you a-and me! Together? That's just weird." He walked away leaving a confused and slightly sad Sasuke behind.

Naruto walked to the training grounds hoping that no one would be there but he saw Neji standing there getting ready to kick at one of the obstacles.

'I can sense my Naruto coming now. Maybe I should say hi.' "It's okay, I know you're busy!" Naruto shouted as he walked over to Neji.

'Wait, what?' "I just came over because Sasuke was acting weird today." Naruto said, trying to explain.

'That stupid Uchiha trying to steal MY Naruto?' "Yours?" Naruto asked.

"What? I didn't say anything." Neji said, trying to make sense of what was going on. "But you just said... Oh never mind, I need something to take my mind off of all this!" Naruto said as he suddenly kicked at one of the poles in the ground.

'If you let me, I could help.' Neji thought with a smirk "No, its okay. You're training and I don't want you to have to stop just because of me!" Naruto said, rejecting the offer.

'What is he talking about? I never-! Is he reading my mind?' "No, you're the one talking so how could I do that?" Naruto replied.

'Oh sh*t!' Neji walked over to Naruto and held his shoulders in his hands, bending down to Naruto's level. "What did you do today that was different from any other day?" He asked. "Um..." Naruto tapped his chin in thought then quickly exclaimed, "Oh! I was practicing a new jutsu but it wasn't working so I took a break."

"What jutsu?" Neji asked, worried. "Oh, um... Just a one to make you hear better than before!" Naruto grinned.

'So cute... cr*p!' "I'm cute?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Err... No, I just saw... a rabbit run by." Neji lied. "Oh! Where?" Naruto shouted and looked around. "Um... he ran off! Don't worry about it now! We have much more important things to deal with." Neji put an arm around Naruto's shoulders and lead him away from the training ground.

"Um... Where are we going, Neji?" Naruto innocently asked. "Nowhere. I just wanted to walk with you, is that okay?" Neji pulled up a barrier in his mind so that Naruto couldn't hear him. 'I have to make sure that he doesn't learn things that he was never suppose to know. I'll have to stay with him the whole day!'

"Guess what?" Naruto shouted, taking Neji out of his thoughts. Neji looked down at his hyperactive crush and asked, "What?"

"Gaara is supposed to be visiting today and the rest of the week! He said he was on a business trip to make peace once again between his village and ours but he said he could spend some time with me since it won't take long." Naruto answered.

Neji's eyes widened at every word. 'Oh cr*p this is NOT good, what if Gaara likes Naruto too! I already know of the others living here that like my Naruto but I hope Gaara doesn't too! What if Naruto hears something and makes Gaara mad?'

Neji mentally sighed, 'Destiny has played a tricky card today.'

Where ever the personification of Destiny is at:

"Achoo!"

Life stared at his friend, "Wow. It's been a while since you've last sneezed. Is it that Hyuuga kid again?" Destiny sighed, "Yes. I thought he had stopped thinking about me after he got beat up by Naruto. Looks like I spoke too soon. Oh, and someone tell him I'm not playing card today. That's tomorrow."

chapter 1 end

(1) This is what my friend does to one of her friends.

Random Comments from the Authoress That People Might Not Read Anyways:
Hehe, blame Life for having this take too long to type out and everything.
This is a challenge from DarkCrimsonFlame3 that a friend of mine told me about. I have to thank her later.
I'll try to write up the second chapter as fast as I can before Life can throw another snowball at me.
The whole Life and Destiny personification thing was due to my friend talking about Hetalia. And to due to that fact that she and her friends want to beat up the personification of Life some days.