An idea FINALLY came to me while I was watching Chuck Episode 3.

You will SERIOUSLY not get this fanfiction unless you've watched Chuck.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Chuck. Or Teletubbies. Or Buy More. Or Weinerlicouss. Or-- Hey, are you even READING this?

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Tubbies Versus The Cooler

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A guy just woke up out of a coma. He was surprised to find himself in a cooler. "Wah? Oh, that's right. Some buff guy made we go in here..." he fainted again.

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"Gvkfbkjfgkjfsgkj" Dipsey said, which translates into "Tubbies need Tubbie Cooler."

"Dgdhjlkefh" Po replied (that means "I'll get it!").

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Everyone at Buy More was amazed to see a strange, red, blob with a TV on his stomach come in at Buy More.

"Is htat a new product?" whispered Chuck.

That is, everyone except Morgan.

"HEY! PO!" screamed Morgan.

"fdkjlrfkjfrwkjfekjlfekjl!" (Oh! Hi, Morgan!")

"W-who is this?" asked Chuck.

"One of my best friends from Junior High!"

Po picked up the cooler, and said, confused "dckfvfvhjvtjvt4j" (This cooler is heavy. Weird.) And bought it.

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"cdghijdchjvfrjhv4tjkh" (we got the cooler!) Po yelled while he walked into the house.

"jhgjjkgfjknmnmnbghghjl;jhghgnjjh" (Let's open it!)

The Tubbies opened the cooler. "xdehlkjdec3lkjexd" (it has a weird guy in it!)

"doushioe2dlkfekjvkjhvtjhl;fevkjlh" (what should we do?)

"gzxhcdhjfhjbgrhkjbgrhjvrgggggdhlkjn,jrtmdf" (Throw him into fun-fun jail!)

"dfgjpdpoirtpioi" (Okay!)

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"You got a bad guy into jail! So..." said Sarah.

"Po... want to join with us and be a secret agent?" asked Casey.

"c xvp[ofvkcvkdflr3g-oirklpe" (I've always wanted to be a secret agent!)

Chuck, Casey, and Sarah didn't understand a word he said. So Po didn't become a secret agent.

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THE END

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That was just the opposite of pointless, wasn't it?