This is just something I made up while I was waiting for my brother to get off this afternoon. You don't have to enjoy it, but my cousins-who knew nothing about Homestuck but John and Karkat-said that I should continue it. Well, here it is.
(? is talking to gallantTestifyer)
Humans?
GT: Yes, humans*
GT: The stupid, pink flesh monkeys are really irritating*
GT: They don't listen for Gog's sake!
But, why would you say that?
GT: I tried talking to on of them*
GT: Key word, tried*
Did you even give them a chance?
GT: Of course, I gave them a chance*
GT: I'm not that mean*
GT: Though, they took advantage of it*
Or maybe they were trying to get to know you.
GT: Who gives a flying fuck?
GT: Cause I surely don't*
Such strong language for such a young troll.
GT: You ain't my lusus.
No. I am not. I am a host, however.
GT: Of what?
Your friend's game.
GT: Oh, SGRUB?
GT: Damn game gives me the scares* I have a really bad feeling about it*
Really, may I ask why?
GT: I actually don't know*
GT: It's just***
Difficult to explain?
GT: Exactly*
GT: Like that game will kill everyone***
GT: I really like my moirails, especially Karkat and Vriska*
Vriska?
GT: Yup*
Why her?
GT: Why not her?
GT: She's pretty bad-ass*
GT: Why she gonna die soon?
No. Simply an inquiry.
GT: Uh-huh*
GT: Don't tell Nepeta, but I might have a small red feeling for Karkat***
I see.
GT: I'm serious! She'll try and tell him***
I will keep my word because I'm simply the most excellent host.
GT: Thanks, Doc*
You know who I am?
GT: Sorta*
Sort of?
GT: Yea, sorta came to me*
GT: A vision or something*** Like a psychic*
You mean, like a Seer?
GT: I guess*
GT: Do you know something about these little vision I've been getting recently?
I...might. However, you are not a player, so this is rather confusing.
GT: So, you can't?
I didn't say that. I said I might. Did I not?
GT: You did, sorry*
GT: So***?
Hm...Well, I'm suspecting that you are a Seer like the Rose girl.
GT: Oh, really*
Yes. Though, she is a Seer of Light.
GT: Uh-huh***
GT: Aren't Light***players supposed to be bright and bubbly people?
Not necessarily. Most Light players are darker than the rest of their team, should I say.
Why?
GT: Well, that Rose human?
GT: She's going to go***like***
GT: How do I explain it?
GT: Dark?
Grimdark.
GT: Whatever*
You seem to foresee horrid events, like Rose going grimdark.
GT: Yeah* And?
I believe you are a Seer of Doom.
GT: What's that?
A Seer of Doom foresees things horrible that will happen in the future.
GT: Well***damn*
GT: That's not cool***
It's not the greatest aspect. However, it does prove useful in many situations...if the Doom player survives to reach the rest of their team. And, yes, to answer your question that I know will come...
Doom players are more likely to die at the start of their journey.
GT: *******
GT: Okay*
GT: Um***
GT: I'm having that bad feeling again*
Really?
GT: Yes*
GT: Like someone's out to get me***
GT: It's scaring me*
Are you sure?
GT: Yea, I hdjsdfhdh
[13TH PLAYER DROPPED]
Oh my. She was right. Poor little troll...
I don't have time to cry over spilled milk. I must return to my duties. Bye, my little troll.
Um...I don't have a life?
