A/N: Yo! This technically isn't my first fic, but my first actual good one (I think). Anyways, sit back, read, and enjoy! ^_^
BTW, I own nothing. Not even the plot. I sorta stole it from something else. Kudos to the person who can find out what.
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"Don't worry Roxas. Love will last forever." said the mystery girl as she handed him a pendant with a lock on it. "I'll keep the key. So make sure that you keep the lock with you at all times and treasure it." She took a step back and smiled. "Then if we see each other again when we grow up, we'll take out what's inside and get married."
Roxas looked at the beautiful girl in front of him and said "Yup." with all the eloquence a five year old can have. Then the girl started to blur as he fell. Wait a sec. He wasn't falling, he was lying down. Oh right, he was dreaming about that girl again. Well he wasn't dreaming about her anymore. Then why was everything so dark? Oh right, his eyes were closed.
Roxas POV
I woke up and stretched. I dreamed about that day again. I thought. I wonder what she's doing right now. Maybe she's eating breakfast. Hmm, breakfast sounds good right now.
I stumbled my way into the bathroom, brushed my teeth and did all the morning stuff. After finishing, I changed into my school clothes. As I walked downstairs, I looked at my pendant. I had kept it on me ever since that day. I walked into the kitchen and began to cook breakfast.
Before I go any further, I should probably tell you who I am. My name is Roxas Ichijou. I'm currently fifteen years old and entering my first year at Ishiyama High in the Kanto region. No not the Pokémon region, the one in Japan. My life is normal except for one fact.
"You guys can come get it." I called. A chorus of voices resounded from my living room. Suddenly, about fifty yakuza crashed through the door and into the dining room. No, they weren't coming to kill me. You see, I have a perfectly normal life except for the fact that my family is a yakuza family. And I'm the son of the head of the famous Shuuei faction.
"Young master*, your cooking is so good!"
"As expected of young master!"
"Thank you for doing this for us young master!"
I sighed. "It'd be inedible crap if I left it to you guys. I just think of it as practice for when I live by myself."
"Ehh? You're leaving?"
"No! Don't leave us second master!**"
"WHO THE HELL IS GOING BE THE SECOND MASTER!" I yelled at them. I was totally unfit to be the master of anyone. I have a weak body and fail at fights. Although these guys wanted me to be the head of the Yakuza, I'm just not suited for it.
"I want to live a life where I graduate from an Ivy League college and become a civil servant with a civilized job!" I ranted.
"I don't really get it but you're so cool young master!"
"As expected from our second master!"
Before I could complain again, my father walked into the room. Some of the yakuza members gave a few "Good morning Boss!"
"Geez you guys are so noisy every day." Then he looked up. "Oh yeah, Roxas. I have something I have to tell you after school today."
Oh crap. I forgot about school.
"DAMMIT! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!"
"NO, WE CAN'T LET YOUNG MASTER BE LATE TO SCHOOL! PREPARE THE LIMOUSINE IMMEDIANTLY! ONE THAT'S FIFTEEN METERS LONG!"
"WAIT A SECOND! YOU DON'T NEED THAT!"
Believe it or not, I'm beginning to think I don't have such a normal life. The main reason why I don't like having them take me to school is that they feel the need to show off and threaten everyone who looks at me. After chasing off all the yakuza members who were trying to kill some of my senpais***, I finally got ready to go to class.
"Oh yeah, second master! There have been some unknown gagsters running amok in town, so please be careful." said the leader of this faction of yakuza, Ryuu.
"GANGSTERS?"
"We actually had some gunfire last night." he said sheepishly.
"Yeah, I got my ear blown off." said another yakuza, equally sheepish.
"WHAT THE HELL?" That's it. I thought. I'm done with this bloody world. I want to leave this house as soon as possible and live in peace. Now that I think about it, I've been studying so hard to get into an Ivy League school that I've never had a girlfriend, let alone been popular. Well, unless you count the mystery girl. Oh well, better get to class. I began to walk to my classroom on the far side of the courtyard.
Namine POV
"Haa… Haa.." I panted as I ran down the street. Dammit! Of course I would be late on the first day of school. I saw the school wall and quickly did a couple flips and jumped over it. Unfortunately, I didn't count on a person being on the other side.
"Oof." I sat up and noticed that I had accidently kneed the blond haired kid I had seen moments before we collided. Oh well, that could've been worse. I thought. Oh crap. I'm late. I quickly crawled off the kid, whose face was still smashed in the ground.
"Sorry but I'm late." I called as I ran away.
Roxas POV
What the hell was that?
20 Minutes Later
I walked to class 1-C and sat down in my seat, pissed at what happened, pissed at the girl. Hell, I'm pissed at the whole fucking world.
"Whoa, dude what happened?" asked my best friend Axel.
"I'm fine." I muttered.
"Roxas, what's with those injuries?"asked Xion, who happened to be one of the cutest girls ever. Like seriously. Like I could bathe in her cuteness. Or swim. Or talk about it for a day. Which I might be doing now.
"Roxas, are you okay? Your nose is bleeding!" she asked again, worried.
"I said I'm fine." I said, this time with more enthusiasm.
"Well at least let me get you a band-aid. It's no use if it gets infected." said Xion as she rummaged through her bag. She pulled out a band-aid, took it out of it wrapper(?) and put it on my nose. I felt my face heat up at her touch.
"So how'd it happen?" asked Axel. I sighed and explained what had transpired on my way to the classroom.
"So you were attacked by a female runner-by?" asked Xion.
"Dude, there is no way that happened." said Axel with a smirk. "First off, the school walls are two meters high. And second, what type of girl jumps over that and knees a person?"
"But it's true!"
"Yeah right. More importantly, did you hear about the good news? Apparently the transfer student that's coming today is a girl. And rumor has it she's a total babe!" said Axel with sparkles in his eyes. Xion hit him over the head.
"Idiot. What do you think Larxene would do if she heard you talking about another girl like that again?"
"Well she'd probably do the same thing as last time."
"What was that?" I asked. 'Cuz you know that Larxene has the greatest and most evil torture methods in that head of hers. Axel visibly shuddered. Then he screamed.
"Apparently repressed memories are coming up." said Xion. "I'm pretty sure that Axel went through hell."
"Yeah." I agreed as I saw Axel begin to spasm on the ground while frothing at the mouth. Suddenly, the door opened and the teacher walked in with a pretty girl with blond hair. Axel's chick radar went off and he was off the floor in a flash. He took a comb out of his pocket and combed back his hair. I sighed as I watched his antics. I put my head on my desk. Who cares about the new exchange student? I would rather spend my time with Xion.
Third Person POV
"Nice to meet you! I'm Namine Kirisaki from America. Please take care of me.**** I'm half Japanese on my mom's side and half American on my dad's. My Japanese is perfect as you can tell. Let's all be friends!"
Roxas thought he heard a couple guys gasp and fall as the wave of absolute happiness and cuteness overflowed from the transfer student. He couldn't care less.
"WHOAA! SHE"S CUUUUTE!"
"WHAT A BABE!"
"HER BODY IS HOT!"
The teacher ignored all the guys fangasm-ing***** and told Namine to sit at the empty desk. Roxas perked up. That desk was right next to his. He looked up to see the girl coming towards him. Suddenly, both of them locked eyes. Then both of their eyes widened. Then they both pointed at each other and screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Well? What do you think? Leave your comments below and any suggestions you might have. By the way, for the sake of this story, I refrained from putting too many Japanese references. I could put the honorary suffixes, but assuming most of the readers don't know too many Japanese words, I decided against it. However, if any one wants more Japanese or less Japanese or just for me to keep it this way, let me know.
*In Japanese, this is normally Bochama or Bochan. But I put the translation instead.
**Since his dad is the first master and the boss, that would make Roxas the second master and somewhat of a second-in-command.
***Senpai = Upperclassmen
**** "Please take care of me" is the phrase normally used when introducing yourself in Japanese. It's supposed to be polite.
*****Fangasm. The mix of the words fan and orgasm. It basically means to experience something so awesome that your body fails to comprehend what is happening and shuts down.
Sayonara my friends!
