DUN DUN DUN! Tis the long awaited seuqel!
Sledgehammer: It was only one day. That's not that long.
Me: Shut it Sledgie!
Katie: Why are you writing the sequel the day after you finished the story?
Me: 'Cause I can! I'm the author! I can do whatever I want!
Sledgehammer: Why do I have this feeling she's going to use her author powers to do something terrible to me?
Me: Because I am! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Sledgehammer and everyone else: 00'
Me: Now shut up and read!
Clock Tower 3.5
Chapter 1:
Psycho's POV:
Ow... What hit me? I sat up and shook my head to try and wake up, but once I'm asleep, it takes a lot to get me up. I stood up and walked before tripping over my tail.
"Ow! Darn tail! I... Wait? Tail?" I looked behind me, and sure enough, there was a purple cat tail. I ran over to a jar of water sitting on a little column.
"OH MY GOD!" I dropped the jar and it shattered. In place of my face was an anime cat with purple fur and bright yellow hair. I can't believe it! I look just like how I draw myself!
"Katie? Katie? We have a slight problem... Katie?"
"HERE I AM!" she yelled from behind me. I jumped up and clung to the ceiling.
"Gimme a heart attack why don't ya?" I yelled. Katie smiled and scratched at her ears. Yep, just as I thought. In her place was an orange cat with brown hair in a ponytail.
"What's all the screaming fo Psycho?" she asked. I let go and landed on my feet before grabbing my tail.
"Does this answer your question?" I yelled.
"... I don't get it," she said.
"X.X Katie, we're CATS! We're the oddly lovable characters out of my series of the parodies I draw!"
"Why couldn't we have been outta mine? I actually draw humans."
"Because this isn't your fanfiction! You wanna be your style of drawing? Go rewrite this your way!" Katie stuck her tongue out at me and looked around.
"Where are we? And where's Zoe?" she asked. I looked around and saw that we were in what looked like the Hamilton Lodge outta CT3.
"Katie... What happened after we sent Sledgie back?" I asked.
"Erm.. Oh yeah! I tripped on a randomly placed shoe, you tripped too, we were thrown into a tear in the space time continuum, and now we're purple and orange!" she said happily. My jaw fell at my feet. We're in Clock Tower 3!
"Katie," I said shakily.
"Yes?" she chirped. I looked at her and was about to respond when the doors in front of us opened. I took a step back and Katie foward. We walked into what looked like a dining room. I saw an old man in a blakc trenchcoat sitting at the window. He looked like he was in the Matrix or somethin'. Seriously! He did! Quit givin' me that look!
"Hello! (gasp) Psycho! It's Eddie Murphy!" Katie yelled. I did an anime fall and got back up.
"Why do you confuse all the bad guys with celebrirties?" I asked.
"Can't you tell it's him? And how do you know he's a bad guy?"
"I've played through the game six times, I think I know who's evil and who's not."
"Can I help you young ladies?" the man said. I hissed at him and Katie elbowed me in the ribs.
"Don't hiss or you won't get an autograph!"
"That's not Eddie Murphy! That's The dark Man! He's also-"
"Spoiler alert!" Katie yelled while covering her ears.
"I said: Can I help you?" he growled. I think we've pissed him off now, pardon my French.
"No, no, we're good!" I said quickly.
"We need help getting home sir, you see, we were thrown into a-"
"Hole in the space time continuum?"
"Yuh huh. Can you help us?" Katie asked. The man laughed and walked closer to us. I have a baaaaaaaad feeling about this...
"I could... But I don't think I will," he said.
"What? Why not?" Katie asked angrily. The creepy man just smiled and I saw he was a good three feet taller than us. He bent down to eye level with us and smirked.
"Because I have other plans for you," he said before vanishing into thin air. I gulped and saw him reappear at the top of the stairs. He laughed and walked through one of the doors. Katie ran after him, but I reached the door before her and opened it. No one was there.
"Huh?" I said. I noticed some kind of symbol on a door down the hall. It was bright blue with two snakes entwined (big word of the day) surrounded by blue lines that criss-crossed throughout the hexagon it was in. I reached for the doorknob and grabbed it, only to jump about seven feet in the air.
"Aaah! That hurt!" I yelled. It shocked me! The door crackled with electricity and hot through all the lights.
"Oh great, you caused a blackout!" Katie yelled before tripping over a chair.
"Did not! The door did!"
"The door?" she asked before walking over to me.
"Yes! I think that symbol has something to do with it."
"What symbol?" I looked and it was there, as clear as day!
"What do you mean 'What symbol'? Look at it!" I yelled. Katie tilted her head to the side.
"I don't see anything Psycho. Are you felling okay?" she asked. I nodded and walked away from the door, the symbol still there.
Katie's POV:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Psycho has gone psycho. I didn't see any symbol on the door. We walked back out to the hall and she said the fire went out and there was a tunnel. I saw a fire.
"Psycho, stop it and tell me what's wrong!" I said, annoyed. She croughed down and crawled through the fire!
"Psycho!" I touched the fire and my hand went through it painlessly.
"Oooh!" I repeated the process for three minutes. It's addictive folks, get used to it. She climbed out a little bit later holding a pretty blue bottle.
"There you are! What happened? Where'd you get that? What the heck is going on?" I asked.
"The fire went out and I crawled through the tunnel. A statue was there, it began to drip blood from the eyes. after that, its head fell off and this came out of it," she said while holding up the bottle. I oohed and aaahhed a lot, cause it was very pretty and shiny. The water in it glowed a bright blue and Psycho walked over the electric door. She threw a dose of the water on the door and a symbol that looked like a bunch of snakes glowed a bright yellow, then white.
It shattered like glass and Psycho cautiously reached for the handle. She grabbed it and opened it. I poked my head in and saw it was just like the firts hall, only with more rooms. Psycho walked in and entered the door that read "Nancy". I followed her.
Psycho looked around and got on the computer.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Looking up cheat codes," she said while running to gamespot.
"Why?"
"In case you didn't notice, the vortex snt us to Clock Tower 3. And after playing this game so many times, we need all the help we can get!"
"Why? We're perfectly capable of doing things on our own!" I said happily. Hey! It's true folks! Quit giving me that look! What? You think we can't do it? You want some of this? You want some of this? (pulls out big stick) Now shut up and read!
"(raises eybrow) Like I said, we need all the help we can get!" Psycho said while logging on.
"Dangit! The only ones are: Reducing panic meter, alternate outfits, and alternate game! What a ripoff!" she yelled while kicking the computer. I sat down on the bed and was in my own little world. My newly discovered cat ears flicked up and down out of boredom. Psycho was beating the computer, yelling at it to make more codes. I felt something under the covers and saw it was a book.
"Hey, check this out!" I yelled. Psycho put down the chainsaw and walked over.
"What is it?" she asked. I shrugged and opened the book to where a knife was marking a page. I rolled my eyes.
"Great, this is property of an Eddie Murphy fan," I sighed. Psycho grabbed the book, but as soon as she did, a piano started playing. Psycho ran to the CD player and opened it.
"Um, do they have Jay-Z in London?" she asked while holding up the CD. I shrugged and walked out the door we came in, only to find a swirling gray mist in place of the hall. Psycho yelled at me to stop, but while she was running, being the uncoordinated klutz that she is, she tripped into me and we both flew in.
Stage 1: London: 1942
Psycho's POV:
"Who what where?" was the first thing I said when we got out of the portal. Katie looked around.
"Looks like we're in my closet. The bars give it away," she said pointing.
"Why do you have bars on your closet door?" I asked.
"They serve two purposes: 1)To keep me in there whe I'm grounded,"
Psycho: 0o
"And 2) To keep Herby in!"
"Herby?"
Katie's room:
(A large shadow is cast from inside of the barred door)
"RRRRRAAAAAWWWWKKKKK!" a large hamster chewed on the bars.
London:
"Holy crap! Where'd you get a 20 foot hamster from?"
"Internet. Where are we? Where's the door?" she said. I looked backand pulled on the once door we came in.
"It's gone! It sealed itself shut!" I said. Katie smiled and shook her head.
"No, you're just turning it the wrong way is all," Katie turned it the opposite way. No luck.
"Huh? Maybe it needs to be pushed instead of pulled," she growled. Still no luck.
"What the heck?" Katie banged on the door and I walked out through the bars. Katie eventually gave up and followed me. I heard sirens in the air.
"Oooooooooh... pretty lights..." Katie said while pointing to the sky. Wait... those aren' lights.. they're...
"Look out!" I jumped out of the way of a bomb that exploded right where I was standing before. Katie merely stepped out of the way of another bomb. She kept stepping away, until the surge kicked in.
"It's the electric slide!" she yelled. I got a big sweatdrop on the back of my head while watching her do the electric slide to avoid bombs. After the last one fell, I stood up and looked around. Katie was still dancing, so I knocked her over the head with a metal bar nearby.
"Ow!"
"Focus! We have a slight problem!" I yelled angrily. Katie rubbed her head and stuck her tongue out at me. I returned it and heard the piano again.
"Who's playing Beetoven (did I spell that right?)?" Katie asked. I shrugged and walked down the street. Katie walked behind me humming 'We're off to see the wizard' from that movie with the midgets that resembled Chucky in an odd sort of way. I stoped when I saw a stream of blood ooazing out of a telephone booth nearby. I walked over to a body near it and bent over it. It had a crushed skull and was oozing crimson blood.
"Eewww... Who put that there?" Katie asked while covering her nose. My tail stiffened up. I could feel someone behind me. It was probably just Katie, but when I turned, I saw no Katie. There was a ghost with a very weird lookin' updo.
"Grandpa!" Katie yelled before trying to tackle the ghost.
"Grandpa! What'd you bring me from Florida?" she yelled. She jumped at the ghost and went right through him.
"My ring... Give me back... My ring..."
"(Car skidding to a halt noise. In other words: Scccrrrrrreeeeaaaaacccckkk) Wait, ring? Why does this sound so familiar?" I said. yes, I know where we are, I just don't know when we are. But it's all starting to look familiar...
"You brought me a ring? Thank you! Where is it?" Katie asked. The ghost latched onto me and I sloshe holy water on it. It screamed and let go, and I ran into the newly opened booth and grabbed something shiny on the shelf. It was a diamond ring. I ran back to the body and placed the ring inside of a case. The ghost glowed and vanished, and in his place was a purple bottle.
"Grandpa must really love me!" Katie squealed while picking up the bottle. I sighed and slumped over, continuing to walk down the seemingly abandoned area. Katie ran ahead and glomped another ghost. And once again, she went through it. I sighed and walked over to where a crime scene must have taken place. There was blood all over the body outline on the ground. I saw a scrap of paper that read: "My darling," and that was all.
"Hm, wonder who it was for." I saw a glimmer near the river at the bottom of the stairs. I dashed down with the ghost behind me. I grabbed what was a blood covered pen. I ducked and crawled under the bridge and ran up the second thing of stairs. After ducking and going through the ghost, I threw the pen at the body as soon as it grabbed me. It landed next to the letter and it released its hold on me. The ghost disappeared and left a small band with strange markings on it.
"Aunt Muriel and Grandpa had to go somewhere really fast, didn't they?" Katie asked. I did and anime fall and glared at her.
"For once could you know who your family is and who spirits of the undead are?" I yelled. Katie blinked. I felt something cold fall on my head.
"Huh?" I touched it. It was a snowflake!
"It's snowing in the middle of May?" I said curiously, watching more snow fall. Katie was catching the snowflakes on her tongue. I saw something red on the window of a building that read "Norton' Tailor" on the door. I opened it and walked in, a bell signaling my arrival. Just as i thought, the place was deserted. I saw that the room had been literally torn apart. The glass case in the middle had been crushed, shards scattered everywhere, suits thrown around, windows broken, evrything was so quiet. Well, it was until Katie came in.
"Wow, someone missed spring cleaning!" Katie yelled through a megaphone. I stuffed my hand in it and shhhed her.
"Why?"
"'Cause whatever did this might still be here, and I don't know about you, but I don't want it finding us!" I hissed. Katie shrugged and I tried to shake the megaphone off of my hand. After much pulling and banging on a table (screw no one finding us! This thing is cutting off the circulation to my hand!), We went up the stairs, only to find another symbol. Okay well I saw it, Katie got shocked several times trying to figure out how to open it.
I sloshed more water on the door, and it opened. Katie scratched her head and walked past the bloody mess on the other side. Nasty. It was all over the wall, the stairs, and now it's on my shoe, Aaaaaaaaah! (shakes foot)
"Hey! Check this out!" Katie called. I ran down... more like fell down the stairs after having my little spasm.
Christmas Tradgedy: Young Pianist Killed on Christmas Eve
May Norton, 12, was found dead by the family nanny Jane Somethingorother. The victim was found unconcious and bleeding from the head. An autopsy did blablablablabla..
"(SMACK) Psycho! Read it right!"
"Ow! What's the point? There's gonna be a cutscene in about ten seconds anyways!"
"I know, but I wanna read the end!"
"Read it after the cutscene!"
"What cutscene is it anyway?"
"...Oh God..."
"What?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
A scream came from upstairs.
?'s POV:
The little girl screamed and ran, trying to get away from me, but I'm not gonna let that happen. I laughed and dragged her towards me after tripping her. She ain't getting away. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs.
"More prey, fantastic!" I laughed while Little May ran to the locked door. I let her give one final scream before delivering the final blow. I opened the door and saw her body, I was happy about that, but not happy about who was at the bottom of the stairs. They ignored the body and stared at me. At first, I thought this had been converted to Sonic the Hedgehog at first sight, but what they said next helped me remember their names...
"SLEDGIE!"
"DAVID HASSELHOFF!"
"HUG US!
Zoe's POV:
"Alyssa", as she said her name was, walked around and examined her surroundings. I shrugged and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Erm, excuse me, but what were you doing before you got here?" I had to know what was happening to those two idiots.
"I was going to see what was wrong with Mum. I got a phonecall from her and no one was on the line... So I came home and, here I am," she said. I grabbed the remote and turned on the TV, only to treat my eyes to a shocking scene.
Katie and Psycho were attacking Sledgehammer! Okay, more like glomping, but it looked like a bit of a savage war from this view!
"Oh my God!" Alyssa yelled. "Turn that off and put something pleasant on, will you?" I glared at her and whacked her with the remote.
"That's what you would've had to go through!" Her jaw dropped. I saw Psycho running away with his hammer, but I don't think that's important. Alyssa leaned in closer and saw the bottle Psycho was holding. She pulled out an identical bottle and pushed it through the screen. Her hand went right in! Katie caught the bottle and stared at it.
"Kewl," she said before dumping it on Sledgehammer and laughing as he writhed in pain.
"How'd you do that?" I asked. She shrugged and watched.
"Do you think your friends will be alright?"
"Do you think Psycho will let go of that hammer?"
"Oh."
"I'm sure they'll be fine. They may look like hapless idiots who look like they don' have a clue what they're doing, but I assure you, They are quite skilled.
"Hey, what's this for?" Psycho held up a hot poker from a fireplace. Katie shrugged and Sledgehammer bust through the door. Psycho smiled and thrust it into his eyes. The maniac screamed and fell backwards.
"Or maybe we should just watch and pray they make it out alive. Popcorn?" I held out some popcorn to Alyssa.
"Oh yes, thank you!" We ate and watched the Sledgehammer abuse.
To be continued...
Sledgehammer: No! Please don't continue! Anything but that!
Me: xp If we have to suffer, so do you!
Sledgehammer: How have you suffered?
me: I'm not sure, but we probably will eventually!
Katie: But we're having so much fun!
Sledgehammer: Maybe you are, but not me!
Me: (sigh) Okay, anyone ho doesn't put good reviews in here gets a face full of rapid weasles!
Sledgehammer: Flame it! Save me! Noooooo!
Me: Someone knock this guy out for me! Don't flame!
Sledgehammer: FLAME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! (clonk)
Me: Welp, that's that! (drags Sledgie's body out)
