AN: I wrote this for a challenge on the Jedi Council forums and the challenge was to write something out of your comfort zone. This is from Palpatine's POV which I don't write usually and is my absolute first poem. I hope you enjoy this and I'm always grateful for any feedback!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, just playing in George's sandbox.
Why I Hate The Jedi by Emperor Palpatine
The Jedi sought to stop the destruction
Of all the useless idiots' dysfunctions.
Even though their Order was a hopeless case
It was quite the pleasure to end their race.
I must admit it was a comedy act
To see them try to discern the facts.
And all along they couldn't see
The Sith they really fought was me.
Anakin Skywalker, he did the deed
Though he only did it out of need.
Annoyances, I still had to fight,
At the end it was great to see Windu's fright.
Yoda he was pompous and stern
Fighting him gave me no concern.
Though Vader went and got himself fried
He couldn't kill Kenobi though he tried.
Now Skywalker's son, his name is Luke
Winning him over will be no fluke.
The Jedi I hate and have no sympathy for
Will never return forever more.
I know that as long as I will live
Mercy and kindness I could never give.
The bigoted Jedi are all now dead
And a greater story I could've never read.
