AN: I wrote this for a challenge on the Jedi Council forums and the challenge was to write something out of your comfort zone. This is from Palpatine's POV which I don't write usually and is my absolute first poem. I hope you enjoy this and I'm always grateful for any feedback!

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, just playing in George's sandbox.

Why I Hate The Jedi by Emperor Palpatine

The Jedi sought to stop the destruction

Of all the useless idiots' dysfunctions.

Even though their Order was a hopeless case

It was quite the pleasure to end their race.

I must admit it was a comedy act

To see them try to discern the facts.

And all along they couldn't see

The Sith they really fought was me.

Anakin Skywalker, he did the deed

Though he only did it out of need.

Annoyances, I still had to fight,

At the end it was great to see Windu's fright.

Yoda he was pompous and stern

Fighting him gave me no concern.

Though Vader went and got himself fried

He couldn't kill Kenobi though he tried.

Now Skywalker's son, his name is Luke

Winning him over will be no fluke.

The Jedi I hate and have no sympathy for

Will never return forever more.

I know that as long as I will live

Mercy and kindness I could never give.

The bigoted Jedi are all now dead

And a greater story I could've never read.