The Crossing of Times

A/N: This… Is a crack paring. There is no excuse. It's just a twisted, impossible (albeit sexy) idea I came up with the second I laid eyes on… Him.

Yes. Him.

He came so suddenly and out of a clump of hovering diamonds.

Lord Ghirahim.

I instantly fell in love with his sick, perverted actions, so like my own, I couldn't help but throw him with another evil being such as himself.

Ganon.

So, I made this, for the few of you who will read this, and hopefully enjoy it as well.

On with the story now that I took up half of this page with incessant ramblings.

Warnings: Yaoi. Sex. Crack. You get the idea. Also, I do not own any of these characters, I leave that to Nintendo, and no, I am not making a profit off of this fanficiton, unless the payments are in comments or favorites.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Chapter one: From the woods, a Diamond appears.

The forest was quiet, not a bird dare peep, for thunderous hooves could soon be heard as Ganon and his troop sped through the expansive wood. He was returning victorious from another hunt, game slung over the rump of his horse. Upon closer inspection, one could make out the shape of hands… Feet…

Humans.

The wicked grin that grew across his features as he galloped upon his horse through the leaves and between the trees left anyone who didn't know him with a dreadful knot in the pit of their stomach. His large nose and chiseled jaw stood proudly out from his face, his crimson hair was held back with numerous ornamental clips, his skin a dark tan from living in the harsh climate of the desert.

Ganon, the last remaining royal son of the Gerudo tribe was under enormous pressure. The eyes of the entire kingdom, as well as his expansive female family, were looking towards him to find a mate. The Gerudo heir even had a deadline. And his time was almost up, he had merely a fortnight to fulfill his family's request.

The grin he held on his face almost instantly turned into a grimace as he remembered this, and no matter how many people he had slain, no matter how many puny villages he had conquered in vain of forgetting, it was still in the back of his mind, poking, poking, poking at his consciousness. Heaving his great chest into a sigh, he halted his horse and commanded the rest of his troop to stop and set up camp for the night. He told his guards to make his tent away from everyone else's, he liked his privacy.

Night soon fell upon the woods, a thick mist swirling and surrounding everything in sight. One could not see more than twenty feet in front of their eyes it was so dense. Yet still, he stayed about a hundred or so feet away from the camp per usual, ignoring the warnings of his royal hands.

He had a small table set up in his tent, and after looking at his maps thoroughly, decided to relieve himself one last time before turning in for the night. Walking into the thick fog, he walked a bit away from his tent, when he caught the whiff of something… off. Quickly relieving himself, he followed his trustworthy nose into the trees, tall with gnarled bark twisted and black from eons of living, making the mood dark and ominous in the fog.

Looking around with his golden eyes like an eagle's, he swore he caught a glimpse of something glittering just out of the corner of his vision. Turning swiftly, he saw for only a flittering moment a shine of diamonds floating in the air before they completely vanished. Absolutely perplexed, he stared fixedly at that same spot, until he heard a noise behind him. He whipped himself around once more only to see the diamonds hovering in the air once again, only to disappear before his eyes.

"Goddesses, what is this? Show yourself to me!" He roared in the night, voice bouncing off the ancient trees that resided there.

Suddenly, a bright yellow light shone down from the sky in a blinding flash, and Ganon immediately shaded his eyes with a large hand, trying to see through the rays. Looking across from the light, a silhouette appeared seemingly out of thin air, accompanied by a cloud of glittering… diamonds.

The light did not fade away completely, but dimmed enough for Ganon's eyes to adjust to it. No sooner did they do this, an airy and heavenly voice drifted down through the fog, "Evildoers of this land, swathed in dark and mischief, I have given you one chance. Redeem yourselves. I have let time cross over itself in an attempt for you to change your ways. Make friends. Make peace. And always know, the goddesses smile in your favor."

As the last of the light faded away, and the last echo of that soft voice dissipated, Ganon was left standing in the woods. With company.

The other stood across from him, skin a porcelain white, body slim but well-defined, tall yet not reaching Ganon's own height. The slimmer man's white hair fell over one eye, both of them outlined in purple. A glittering diamond dangled from each of his ears which were long and pointed much like that pesky Hylian boy, Link. There was a grin upon his lips, almost mirroring his own.

They both sported long, dark capes that fell down to their ankles, yet Ganon's attire was much more… conservative than the other man's. His skin-tight white outfit boasted his defined muscles while diamond shaped holes littered along the fabric showed off his perfectly pale skin. He looked delicate… yet also able to hold his own. The atmosphere around him reeked of over-confidence and haughtiness, two feelings Ganon himself was guilty of displaying the majority of his time awake.

Their eyes raked over each other, sizing up the person standing in front of them. Ganon's first thought was, He's dangerous, but in the way I like it. He relaxed his stance, the white-haired man following suit. Taking a step closer, the other man mirrored his movements and took a step forward as well, hips swaying faintly effeminately. They met in the middle, not a foot away from each other, Ganon looming slightly over the peculiar man covered in diamonds, the ones that were hovering around him had yet to disappear.

Leaning in, Ganon perched his nose near the neck of the other, the diamond man didn't even bother to move away, if anything, seemed to crane his neck in the slightest bit to allow the larger man more skin. Inhaling deeply, he let his nose take in the foreign scent of the smaller man, his other-worldly smell filling his nostrils in the most gratifying way. It was sweet, like fresh picked fruit, spicy like ground cinnamon, the perfect mixture of aromas throwing his mind into a sort of mild euphoria. It was intoxicating.

"Hmmm… Do you enjoy my scent, Mr. Hunky?" The diamond man's breath ghosted over Ganon's neck, and his whole body tensed immediately at the other suddenly talking. Retreating slightly, looking down at the other conceitedly, "Mr. Hunky?" he repeated.

"Why yes, isn't that who you are? Big, muscular, devilishly good in bed?" The smirk that that played on his features enraged Ganon, for it made him suddenly want this man much more than he should.

"I, am The Dark Lord Ganon to you, Mr. Diamond. I am the remaining heir to the Gerudo throne, a force to be reckoned with and feared. You, on the other hand, just who are you?" He crossed his large arms over his expansive chest, waiting for the smaller man to respond to his deep rumbling voice that cut easily through the fog.

"Mr. Diamond, hmm? Well, Lord Ganon, you'll be pleased to hear that I myself am also a Lord. Lord Ghirahim at your service, since you seem like the evil type, like my wondrous self, of course." Ghirahim bowed mockingly at the large Gerudo, making his eye twitch in slight anger.

"I shall not be looked so down upon, 'Lord' Ghirahim." Ganon stated with a threatening grunt.

At this, Ghirahim just smiled and put a finger to his lips, licking it sensually, "Oh my dear, just call me Debbie!"