A blue blur zooms through the abandons streets, to a house deep in the woods. The blur stops and turns it to a blue hedgehog named sonic. Sonic knocks on the door. The door opens to reveal another hedgehog named shadow.
Sonic: hey shades
Shadow: that's not my name
Sonic: alright
Shadow stood and stared at sonic.
Sonic: what?
Shadow: say it
Sonic: shadow
Shadow: shadow what?
Sonic: shadow, can I come in?
Shadow moved out of the way so sonic could come in.
Sonic: shadow
Shadow looked at sonic.
Shadow: what?
Sonic: I was wondering, why you built your house all the way out here?
Shadow: that's simple, it's so I won't be annoyed by the city noise
Sonic: oh
Shadow: why did you come here?
Sonic: I was thinking that you might be lonely here by your self
Shadow* I was until you came*: I'm the ultimate life form, I don't get lonely
Sonic: will since you're not lonely then I should go
While sonic was turning toward the door he spotted an empty beer bottle.
Sonic: shadow, have you been drinking?
Shadow: yeah
Shadow walked to sonic. Sonic backed up to the door, but when he touched the door, shadow slammed his hands beside Sonic's head.
Shadow: what's wrong, faker?
Sonic: nothing
Shadow: then why are you trying to leave
Sonic: cause I don't want you to hurt me
Shadow: I'm not going to hurt you
Sonic: you're not?
Shadow: no, if I were then you wouldn't enjoy the fun we are about to have
Sonic: what fun?
Shadow: you'll see
Shadow grabbed and pulled on Sonic's wrist. Shadow pulled sonic to his bedroom.
