So this is sort of based on a true story. Yesterday I went to Highpoint (in case you don't know, it's this MASSIVE 4-story (in case you've been there and are like 'it doesn't have 4 levels!' yes, it does, Myer has 4 levels. That just shows you how big this place is!) Shopping centre in Melbourne, which is in Victoria, Australia, in case you didn't know) anyway I rarely get to go there, because my mum is inexplicably scared of it (perhaps because it's so big?) and its WAY hard to find parking. Anyway there is this shop called Mrs Field's Cookies there and they have the best cookies ever! I seriously NEEDED, not wanted another cookie, but my mum wouldn't let me have one. Anyway, here is da story!

Oh yeah I don't own MR and I (very unfortunately) don't own Mrs Field's Cookies!

I groaned. This mall or 'Shopping centre' as they called it here in Melbourne, where we had come for a mini vacation, was MASSIVE! It had FOUR LEVELS! Nudge had dragged us all from the motel we were staying in to this mall (which was called highpoint) to look at the clothes and makeup. 'Nudge, can we go now?' I said annoyed

'No, Max, I'm still looking! Did you know that we don't even have most of these shops back in the U.S?' she said

'Whatever' I grumbled

'Like you see that shop there?' she said pointing at a big yellow store that was dethatched from the main building. Humans wouldn't have been able to see it, because it was so far away. In massive black letters it said JB Hi-FI.

'well there's this small town not far from here called East Keilor, and there is this tiny little place there, it's like a strip mall, but it's a square shape, and has a park in the middle, with shops on the outside, and that's where the first ever JB HI-FI shop was. But in, like, November the people that owned the land it was on kicked them out and now it's gone! Even though it was the first one ever!'

'uh-huh, cool' I said, bored

'Also, you know Shane Jacobson? The guy in those movie Kenny and Charlie and Boots?' she said in her 'did you know' voice 'he grew up the too! Oh! Also that singer, Tina Arena!' she finished

'Nudge, please! You're giving me a headache.' I almost yelled.

She made a 'sorry' face.

'ok whatever, me and Fang are going to go look at uhhh…build a bear.' I said. It was the first thing I could think of!

Fang gave me a weird look and Angel looked at me like she wanted to come

'Uhhh Christmas Shopping?' I said it like it was a question. I grabbed Fang and dragged him out of there. We came across the escelators

'Up here!' I whisper-yelled, dragging him up the thing.

'Like I have a choice' he grumbled.

'Oh, we're not really going to the bear shop. I just needed to get away from Nudge.' I assured him. As we came to the top of the elevator, I gasped. 'COOKIES SHOP!' I practically squealed. WTH?

Will post more in like five minutes.