A/N; I had to do this. Duncan was adorable last episode and it would be hilarious if Chris' suggestion actually came true. I know some other people might be sweethearts too, but I picked the obvious choices. While Gwen is nice, clearly Duncan is nicer. He is a hero after all. Mwhahahaha.
Summary: Duncan finds himself in his own version of hell - Total Drama Sweethearts.
、、、、、、、、、、、、、
The Sweetest of the Sweet
、、、、、、、、、、、、、
"And welcome to the seventh season of Total Drama: Total Drama Sweethearts. Where we pit the sweetest contestants against the even sweeter contestants," Chris beamed at the camera.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" This wasn't really happening. This wasn't really happening. It had to all be a dream.
"Hey Duncan," Sam gave him a beaming smile and a thumbs up which made Duncan shudder, before going back to his game console.
"The D-man! How's it going?" Cody followed suit, clapping him on the back.
"Ugh! Stop that," Duncan retorted moving away.
"Hey Duncan, can you hold bunny? She's been a little restless since I've decided to come on the show." DJ put a fluffy white bunny into Duncan's arms before he could reject the offer. Duncan's eye started to involuntarily twitch.
That pale 'spooky' girl from the fourth season was gripping his arm. "You aura has gone very red all of a sudden. You must learn to let go, Duncan. Accept your inner nice side. It's okay."
"No it's not okay!" he shouted. He was holding a bunny and there were all nice people around him! How was this okay?
"Is Duncan alright?" DJ asked Dawn, rubbing the back of his head.
"It's okay. He's in the stage of denial but he'll pull through it eventually," she said softly.
"I'm not in denial," Duncan groaned, looking down at the adorable rabbit in his arms. It was getting really hard to be genuinely annoyed when he was holding a cute, fluffy critter.
"It'll be really good to be on the same side as you again," Zoey was saying now, batting her eyelashes and looking genuinely sincere.
"No it won't," Duncan protested.
"I think it will," Beth agreed, whistling through her braces. "You're so good at this, and everyone here loves you."
"I love you Dylan!" Lindsay smiled and planted a kiss on his cheek. "Wait. Are you my boyfriend?"
"No, that's Tyler," Beth told her quickly.
"Ooooh! Of course!"
A large quiet boy that Duncan remembered as not talking was there with a girl he didn't recognize. And wait... was that girl singing? Somebody shoot him now.
"This is great isn't it?" Cody asked, sidling up as if he was going to be attached to Duncan's side permanently through the next season. "I mean now that you're not dating Gwen and all, I think let's let bygones by bygones. You're alright."
"No I'm not," Duncan answered through clenched teeth. "Why can't all of you people realize this? I'm evil. I'm not a sweetheart! I'm not a nice guy! Chris McLean you better get me off of this season or so help me-"
"I think Duncan needs a hug," DJ said with a big smile.
"No! I do not need a..."
"Group hug!" yelled Beth and everyone started to come forward with their arms open.
"For the love of- Noooooooo!"
Duncan sat up in bed, heart racing. He was safe. It had all been a dream. At least he thought it had, until he heard a dreaded voice over the loudspeaker:
"Total Drama Sweethearts and Total Drama Even Sweeter Sweethearts, get out of your rooms and get going to your first challenge. An all out love fest in a petting zoo!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" And then Duncan put his pillow over his face attempting to suffocate himself.
、、、、、、、、、、、、、
、、、、、、、、、、、、、
And TMO Mal would be sitting back, rubbing his hands and laughing at Duncan's expense...
I know I am.
