Gohst: here I am with a brand new fic idea! An interview one shot event!

Look out for my other one shot interviews to come

Disclaimer: I don't own much, so why would I own Zim?

Title: interview with an alien

Humor

One shot!

" hello fellow fan girls! Allow me to introduce myself" a young woman walks into a spot light."The names Rose! And I am-"pulls out a large heart shaped badge" A fan girl reporter! Bet you know what that means right?"

"You have no clue?"

"Allow me to explain! I go out and find guys that my fellow fan girls request and aks them kindly, for an interview!" pulls out a gun and spins it"and if they refuse.."she shrugs"any requests?"

Random fan girl"Invader Zim!!"

O.O...

"Really?"

"...YEAH"

Rose sighs"whatever you say chika!"spins around and vanishes"Im off!!"

Interview With Invader Zim:

Rose walks up to the door steps of a green house. Looking into the camera"Ok ladies, here is the home of our green skinned friend..Zim."

Rita knocks on the door and holds up her microphone. The door opens she smiles"Hello are you Zim?"

Zim looks at the camera then her"I am the mighty ZIM!! What do you want horrid mud beast"

Rose smiled"we would like to come in and ask a few questions for your fans!"

Zim glared"My show has been canceled! Why do you still bother me!!??"

Rose pulled out the gun and put it to his head"Pretty please?"

O.O"...sure come in..."

Rose walked in and turned "Ok Zim! First question!"pulls out post cards"This question comes from May in Texas"

"May asks,

Is anything going on between you and invader Tak?"

"There is nothing between me and that awful FEMALE! How dare she try to steal my mission!"

Rose smiled"Is that true? Your not slightly attracted to Tak in any way?"

Zim crossed his arms"Of course not! Zim loves no one but ME! And my mission!"

Rose smiled"I smell denial...witch brings us to another love question!"

"This one comes from Alexandria in sunny California!"

"Alex writes,

Dear Zim, is there any chance of you and gaz ending up together!?"

Zim ate the post card"Why all these stupid questions abought love interest! The gaz-human is the sister of my sworn rival DIB why on earth would I ever want to mate with such a..."

Rose smiled"A...?"

Zim waved a glove hand"Nothing, like I said before, Zim cares for no one but ZIM!"

Rose grinned"isn't that cute?"

"Witch brings us to the next question"

"There is more?"

"Much"

"Anna in New York writes,

Hey Zim you cute green bean-"

Zim raised a brow"I am not bean of green! I am ZIM...and im not cute"

"Any way, she wants to know what's the deal with the rumor that you and Dib have a thing going on?"

Zim blinked"A thing? What dose she mean by a Thing?"

Rose smiled"You know, a little this a little that."

O.O "there is no way in a million years I would ever EVER even think abought having a 'THING' with the dib monkey!! Just the thought of the thought makes me feel.."

Rose smiled"feel?"

"Nothing! Stupid pig beast! ZIM FEELS NOTHING! Next question..."

Rose smiled" ok, heres one from yours truly..." she smirked" you do realize the tallest were just trying to get rid of you by sending you here?"

Zim shook his head"Tak already tried that lie on me, I am loyal to my tallest tell my last day human. Dare not slander their pure names of purity or feel the wrath of ZIM!"

Rose smiled"I see" rose shook her head" it's a shame on top of a shame! We are all out of time" turns to camera" sorry ladies, but we had such few questions and stuff this had to be cut short, if you have any questions for Zim, or a suggestion for another cutie I should interview... just give my agent A yell. Gohst is my agent"

Rose hugged zim next to her" its thanks to readers like you we can invade the personal life of every evil aline wannabe, bishie or annoying yet somehow loveable persons life!"

"This is Rose, for Fangirl news. See you next time!!"