Megaman One-Shots: A Commentary by an Angry Man.
Hullo everyone. I have nothing else to do, so I decided to open up this wee Microsoft Word and have a little commentary on unfortunate fan fictions that fall into my line of fire.
And today's victim is:
MEGAMAN ONE-SHOTS!
Good God. These fanfics are not only crap. They are fucking abysmal, usually written by braindead monkeys or children. Anyway, without further ado, here we go!
Goku And Goten And Gohan Meets Megaman Okay… a Crossover… this might not be that bad.
By:God_130 Oh. They called themselves "God".
Rated:PG
Main Characters: Tron Bonne,Megaman,Goku,Goten,
And Gohan Is he really that unimportant to not be in the same line as those guys? Poor Gohan!
Introduction:I Made This Story Because I
Like DBZ And Megaman I Hope You Enjoy it:)
Setting:Open Field and Goku's Home
Disclaimer:i do not own any material used by FUNuation or DBZ
Note:Hope you like this story...i wrote it when i was like 8 You mean you're older now?
One Day, Megaman Was Minding his own
business, When all of a sudden The
Ground Began to Shake,Megaman Looked Around,
Nothing was there but just then Tron Bonne
Poped out of the Ground with her How climactic.
Was Ready to fight,But Then Tron Bonne
Came out of her Robot, Then shot a rope You've got me on the edge of my seat here.
gun,that tied Megaman helpless.
Just Then Goku Pasted By He pasted "by"? And Saw What
Was Happening,Goku Ki Blasted the
Rope Megaman Was Bonne
Scared From seeing the blast Ran Common sense.
In To Her Robot And Flew Away.
Megaman Was So Grateful That
From Goku Rescuing him,Megaman
Gave Goku 10 Gold Coins. A little specific?
Goku asked Megaman if He
Would Mind to come to Goku's
house,Megaman Said:Yes,So
They went to Goku's House. But how? They live in different universes! WHAT IS THIS?
Goku's Son:Gohan,Was Asleep
Goten Wasn't,Goten Greeted …what?
His Father Then looked at
Megaman in a confused Way
He Then Put his hand out to
Shake Hands,But then Saw
Megaman's Gun
Ran Upstairs to his Room I'd run if I had some random kid pointing his cannon at me.
Laughed and
Went Upstairs to Goten's
Sat down on a
Chair and looked out the
heard a gunshot,
So did Goku,Goku Ran Back
Downstairs And Ran Outside
With Both Saw A
Robot,They Got Ready to Got ready to what, exactly? Kill it with bad sentence structuring?
saw a Mark,
It Looked like a skullhead, I thought it was called "skull". But alas, the great God_130 thinks otherwise.
Megaman Shouted:"THAT MARK", IT'S THE DARK MARK, HARRY!
"IT"S TRON BONNE", Oh.
Shot at the robot's Head,
"GRRRRRR",Tron Bonne Said "WHY YOU SHOOT ME YOU LITTLE PRICK? I WAS JUST GONNA SAY HI AND DRINK MILK AND SHARE COOKIES! FUCK YOU, MEGAMAN!"
In The Speaker of the robot,
Goku Shouted "WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM US?","I Want to Kill
Megaman",Tron Bonne Said, Oh boy.
The Robot Shot At Megaman,
Just Then Goten Came outside
Megaman Jumped out of the
Way of the blast,The Blast
Hit Goten,Goku Stared at
Goten,Then Goku's eye turned
Red,Goku Then Shouted NOOOO! Then my mom got scared, she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"
Megaman Stared At Goku,Goku
Turned Into a Super Saiyan. Heh, I just imagined him going "HNNGH" and then pop! He turns blonde. What have you done to me, My Immortal?
Gohan Woke Up,Gohan Looked
Outside and saw Goten,Gohan
Then,
Gohan Turned into a Super
Sayian Shot at
The Robot's Eyes Blinding it, Robots can't get blind, you cocksmurf. You obviously mean "Disabled its Targeting Systems".
"I CAN'T SEE" Tron Bonne No shit.
Shouts,Then Goku and Gohan
Kamehameha Waves The Robot,
Blowing it up,Tron Bonne
Flys Away Screaming,Then Vegeta walks in. "What the hell is going on?" "We're playing Tag, Vegeta!" Goku chirped happily. "GAAAAAAH!" Is what I wish this fanfic had.
Megaman Brings Goten to the
Docter(knowing How Strong he
Is),Then Megaman and Goku
And Goten And Gohan Fall
Asleep, allowing their bodies to recuperate after having their brains manipulated by Tara's idiot brother.
THE END
stay tuned for Goku,Goten And Gohan meets
Megaman PART 2
I pray to God that this "PART 2" never materialises.
Okay, that's one short story out of the way. Tomorrow, I shall commentate on another Megaman fanfic! And boooooy this one will be a DOOZIE.
Ta-ta, good Gadies and Lentlemen!
Professor Lemur
