Okay, to start off: I don't own Sgt. Frog, and I've been working on this in between classes so if it feels rushed, let me know. I respond well to feedback, so the more reviews I get the more likely I'll keep writing! If you hate it, please keep that to yourself and leave my heart and soul intact, okay? Unless, suppose, you really really hate it, then I suppose I would need to know that it's not very good and I'll stop writing. If you have ideas regarding the future storyline, let me know that too!
Three weeks before A.R.M.P.I.T.'s launch from Keron to Pekopon
"Sgt. Maj. Kululu! We need you to calculate the A.R.M.P.I.T. Platoon's chances for success in its mission!" said Major General Kadada, a jet black frog who was well-renowned.
"Kukuku… Already calculated sir!" Kululu replied over his intercom system.
"And?" Kadada asked over his own system, slightly annoyed that Kululu hadn't just come out and said it.
"98% chance of failure, sir. Kukuku…" Kululu told him, and turned off his radio before Kadada had a chance to react.
Kadada sighed. He'd thought as much. Keroro's actual test results had been phenomenal, but his personality test had indicated that he'd be useless in Pekopon's low humidity.
Well, he'd just have to clone their DNA and make the Female A.R.M.P.I.T. Replacement Team. I the platoon failed, he'd just send in F.A.R.T, who's acronym would be even more unfortunate. Keronians had a knack for horrible acronyms.
Girls were usually better at getting things done, anyway, right? He'd have to be sure they were raised differently though. They would be, technically, the same people, so unless they wanted them to be exactly the same, they'd have to raise them in an environment that would correct some of the major faults in the platoon.
Better start cloning now and putting them in accelerated growth capsules. If the platoon still hadn't conquered Pekopon in three years, they'd try the girls.
"Dr. Verara!" he called over his system. "I need you to clone DNA stores 17, 229, 367, 528, and 932 and put them in accelerant capsules! Oh and make them female! On the double!"
"Yes sir!" cried Verara enthusiastically. Turning off his intercom, Kadada leaned back in his chair and sighed. Now there would hopefully be little chance of failure.
