A/N: Thanks for reading, everyone! This story was made for a friend, as a request. It's a letter fanficion, but not the kind many of you may be used to. There will be two letters per chapter, because if there was just one, it would make it too short. Rated T for Romano's language. I hope you enjoy! Hetalia © Himaruya Hidekazu.
France's radio channel:
I'll get straight to the point so I don't have to spend any more time writing this in secret have to keep talking to you like some kind of idiot. There's one girl I like. She beautiful and can keep up with me. She's more of a romantic, and that's not really my expertise. I tried to send her fucking flowers, but I didn't leave a card and she assumed they were from her brother. I'm not quite sure if I can get up the courage to tell her how I feel, but I just want her to notice me!
A listener.
France:
I will not call you Big Brother France! That's idiotic, you bastard! And your advice didn't work at all, because I wasn't stupid enough to try it. Mooning the girl you like wouldn't really help your relationship, for any of the slower listeners.
Besides, my girl still hasn't responded to me. She always treats me like a kid brother, but I'd rather feel differently towards her. I'm sure if we were alone one day, it would work out. We and two friends actually had dinner last night, even though it was just small talk and churros. I'm going to visit my brother soon, so I hope you have some legitimate advice before I get back.
