Star Crossed
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2 or Star Fox or anything else that appears in here. Now I didn't write this for profit. So don't sue. If you sue I counter sue mwhahahaha. Well anyway the story is set 1 year after the failed wedding for Ranma and a few months after star fox adventures.
[....] Panda signs
[[...]] Mind speaks(speak/just telepathy).
Today's quote to think about: "Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, there's a certain something that you must retain. It's the equivalent of not getting so stuffy you can't laugh at others."
Small note: Good reviewers get answers to their questions. Bad ones and flamers get laughed at.
Chapter 1- Disaster at Jusenkyo
Nerima, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
"Ranma you jerk how dare you refuse to eat my cooking!" A certain tomboy yells while she mallets Ranma into l.e.o. (Ooc: low earth orbit) while the food is crawling across the table.
"UNCUUUUUUUUUUTE!" Yells Ranma as he flies away and lands in a pond some distance away changing the young black haired boy into a busty red haired girl. "That was worth it. Anything to get away from that awful cooking of hers."
It has been well over a year since the defeat of Saffron and the failed wedding. Since then things have seemed to become worse then they were before hand. Daily attacks from Ryoga and even more mallets across the head from Akane. Some of which she had hit him for no reason but walking by her.
"I've had it. I'm leaving. My honor is intact since she is the one always saying the engagement is off and besides prearranged marriages aren't even allowed anymore so none of his arranged marriages even count. I'll bide my time till they are all asleep and then I'm out of here." Ranma thinks to himself.
Sapphire City, Corneria, Celestia Galaxy
Fox McCloud was board. It has been over two months since the young fox boy and his team have finished their last mission and they did not have much of the money from it left in their bank account. He pokes his head into the hanger outside. "Hey Peppy Have you seen Krystal?" A Wrench comes flying out and hits Fox in the Face. " OW DAMN IT! PEPPY WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"
The Rabbit boy sticks his head out of the hanger. "I told you no one but me and Slippy can see the improvements we are making to the Arwings and the Great Fox till they are done and to answer your question yes she took off in my old Arwing. She said she wanted to think alone for a while."
Fox kicks the ground. "I finally decided to ask her out and she leaves for a while."
Peppy smirks. "Well your just bad with girls." He looks up and sweatdrops. "Yep real bad."
Fox rises his eyebrow. "Just what do ya mean by...OWWWWWWWWWWWWW" A giant steel mallet slams him face first into the ground.
An enraged vixen by the name of Fara Phoenix is standing behind him in her Corneria defense uniform with said mallet in hand. "You jerk I finally decided to come see if I can get back with you after our fight a year ago but you are already seeing another vixen? You jerk I'm leaving this planet for good." (Ooc: Fara is from the Star Fox comics that Nintendo made years ago.)
Fox stands up rubbing his head. "Fine you stupid tomboy! There can't be anyone in this universe as bad as you are!"
Back on earth
Akane sneezes. "Hmmm I wonder who is talking about me."
Kasumi smiles. "Probably no one important. Well anyway you should go get ready for bed you do have school tomorrow."
Nabiki sighs. "Ranma isn't back yet. I guess you set a new record for hitting him with your mallet sis."
Akane snorts. "Who cares about that jerk anyway. He is probably off with one of the other girls. P-chan is more of a man then Ranma is anyway."
P-chan squeals happily and nods his head while thinking the following. "HEHEHE while your gone Ranma it will give me time to be alone with Akane."
Genma in his panda form holds up a sign. [Soun when that ungrateful child gets back we should hold the wedding at once.]
Soun nods and cries. "At last the schools will be joined."
Genma now soaked in tears holds up another sign. [Your lucky I was already in my panda form.]
Kasumi sighs. "Oh father you really need to grow up."
Soun cries harder. "WHAAAAAAAAA Kasumi hates me."
Later the night
Ranma sneaks into the guestroom at the Tendo Dojo and looks around and smirks while thinking to himself. "Hehe I knew they would be asleep." He goes threw his fathers bag and pulls out several rolls of yen. And puts a small note on them and slides them under Nabiki's door. "Thanks for paying off my debt to her pops." He says to himself with a smirk. He then opens up a secret door under his futon and pulls out a lot of yen he had stashed up in there from selling Kuno pics of his girl side. "Hey it was worth it to have traveling money and not have Nabs know about it." He slips the yen into his bag and puts on his bag and drops off a note in the kitchen and quietly slips out threw the window once more.
The next morning
Nodoka is shaking Genma back and forth. "WHERE IS MY SON GENMA?" She yells at him. "I got a call from him this morning saying he was sick of all the stuff both you and the Tendos have put him through."
Soun mean while is crying his eyes out. "WHAAAAAAAAA what a ungrateful son you have Genma."
Nodoka tosses Genma at Soun which both of them land in a pile together. "DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF MY SON. HE IS MORE OF A MAN THEN YOU TWO CLOWNS ARE." She yells and turns her back on them and speaks calmly. "Ranma told me everything when he called. I filed for divorce, removed both myself and Ranma from the Saotome family back to mine, had your parental rights revoked, and have a restraining order placed on you. As soon as I leave this house Genma you can never come within a 5-mile radius from Ranma or myself. Now if you will excuse me." She looks over at Nabiki. "Nabiki I believe we have a meeting to go to."
Nabiki jumps up from the table where she was counting the money she got fro) Ranma. "Yes ma'am I'm coming."
Nodoka nods. "OK I'll see you in a bit then." She turns and glares back at Genma who is passed out in a heap with Soun and then turns and leaves.
Kasumi walks up to Nabiki. "Sister where did you get all that money?"
Akane huffs. "Probably selling more pictures of Ranma-chan and myself or being a whore"
Nabiki smirks. "No Ranma paid me the money he owed and sister I am not like you. I'm not a whore. I have pictures of your little hobby."
Akane blushes. "I should have known you'd find out."
Nabiki holds out her hand. "5000 yen to keep me quiet."
Akane grumbles and hands her the money. "Here now not a word!"
Soun sits up and starts crying having heard that. "WHAAAAAAAAA my little girl is no longer a virgin."
Kasumi pats her father on the back. "There there father let it all out"
Nabiki shakes her head. "I promised I'd not tell. I didn't promise daddy wouldn't hear. Well I got business to do." She races off.
In a forest outside of Tokyo
Ranma is walking along a path deep in the woods when he hears something in the bushes. "Who is there?"
A voice comes out of the bush. "You give me your name and I'll give you mine."
Ranma smirks. "A wise girl aren't ya show me what you look like and I'll tell ya my name."
"Only if you promise not to freak out when you see me." the voice says.
Ranma sighs. "I have seen a lot of weird things in my life. Nothing surprises me anymore."
"Ok then." A Fox girl steps out of the bushes with short blue hair, green eyes and blue fur wearing a blue and black body suit that hugs her nicely showing off her curves and blue and black boots with a one inch heel. On her back is a wooden staff.
Ranma blinks at the vixen in front of him. "Your right I would have been surprised if I have had not seen the Phoenix people and the Musk. My name is Ranma what is yours ma'am?"
The vixen smiles. "Your nice. My name is Krystal. I'm here because I needed some time away from my friends to think to myself. I chose this planet because it reminds me a bit of what I can recall of my home world."
Ranma laughs. "Me to well except for the other world part. My life has been hell."
Krystal stares at him. "Your life can't be that bad can it?"
Ranma laughs. "Krystal you have no idea what my life has been like. Allow me to tell you my life story." He tells her from the day that Genma took him from his mother to start the training trip to the moment he met her and including everything Genma had put him through including the curse, the Neko-ken, the multiple fiancées, and the seppuku contract. When he gets done he looks up at her and sees a look of rage on her face. "Yep that's the same look everyone gets after hearing my story."
Krystal growls lowly. "If I ever get my hands on him, he will wish he had never been born. But this curse of yours has me interested. Can you show it to me?"
Ranma groans. "Usually it makes it self known" Just then it starts to rain changing Ranma back into a busty red haired girl. She grumbles and tightens her pants. "See what I mean."
Krystal nods her head. "Well it's not bad as far as I can tell. You could have ended up like that stupid panda man or that Ryoga fellow."
Ranma-chan smiles a bit. "Your right. When I first got it I hated it but now I have grown use to it."
Krystal smiles. "That's good to know. Do you think you can show me where you got it? I can take us there in no time I wanna run a scan on the area."
Ranma-chan blinks. "Are you sure? What if you end up cursed?"
Krystal giggles. "I'll be fine and I want to help out my new friend."
Ranma-chan sighs. "Ok but how are we going to get there?"
Krystal gives a small smirk. "This way." She leads him to the Arwing she piloted to Earth. "This is the old model but it flies well still but the new ones Peppy is making will run circles around it so its just used for transport right now. We even had a second seat installed so more than one can ride in it. Hop in you need to show me where to go. Of course I'll have the cloaking device on so no one can see us and during our flight I can tell you the stories my friends told me." She climbs up into the ship.
Ranma-chan climbs up after her and looks around it. "You call this ship old? We don't have anything like this on this planet." He lowers the restraint after he sits down.
Krystal laughs. "Well at least you all have gotten into space." She lowers her restraint and closes the hatch and starts up the engine. "Aren't ya going to change back?"
Ranma-chan shakes her head. "Not right now. I will after we are done at Jusenkyo Krystal."
Krystal shrugs. "Ok your call" She turns on the cloaking system making the Arwing invisible and hits a few more buttons causing the Arwing to hum and lift off into the air and retract its landing gear. "So which way do we go?"
Ranma-chan looks around trying to get her bearings straight. "Let's see. Since the sun is still rising that means that way is east so it's that way." She points off to her left.
"Ok then off we go." Krystal moves the Arwing around and takes off the way Ranma-chan pointed. On the way she tells Ranma what she can recall of her childhood up to the time she met Fox and his friends after Fox saved her from her crystal prison. "So that's when I decided to some here to think."
Ranma-chan nods and looks out over the side of the Arwing. "So basically you lost your home planet and your family and were raised by dinosaurs till this Fox found ya."
"Ya that sums it up. Well anyway I can help you out with that Neko-ken of yours. It originally came from my old home planet." She smirks. "After all we are friends and friends help each other right?"
Ranma-chan nods. "Ya your right." She then notices something. "You know you look like something I saw in books called a kitsune."
Krystal laughs. "Kitsune huh? I have to remember that."
A few minutes later the Arwing lands at Jusenkyo and both hop out after the cloaking device turns off. Ranma-chan looks around and sighs. "Nothing has changed since the last time I was here."
"You can't expect everything to change Ranma." Krystal was with a small smile.
"Yep you can say that again. Hey Mr. Guide person." Ranma-chan calls out to the fat guide nearby. "How you been?"
The guide rushes over and shakes Ranma-chan's hand. "Oh hello Mr. Customer. Welcome back. I no see you since you win fight with the phoenix lord Saffron. But springs have changed since you last here. Phoenix so mad about fight they but another curse on springs. Now who ever falls into springs will also be immortal in addition to what drowned there. Also new empty springs have appeared. Also springs are now permanent so if you fall in you have no cure. Who fox girl?"
Krystal laughs a bit having now just been noticed. "I'm a friend of Ranma's. Some people in Japan call me a kitsune."
"Kitsune huh? No have spring of that yet. Let no hope we get one." The guide says.
"Well Krystal do what we came here to do ok?"
"Sure Ranma." She hits a few buttons on the watch on her wrist and the ship starts to scan the pools. "Everything has at least one flaw and I will find this places."
2 hours later
Krystal is getting real upset. "Why can't I find it?"
The guide shakes his head. "I told you its magic it not science."
"Its ok Krystal don't get yourself stressed out over this ok?"
Krystal walks over near a pool and looks at it from a few feet away. "Your right but this is strange I've never seen anything like this before. If the wrong person found out about this it may be used as a weapon."
"Krystal stop worrying it will be fine you worry to much you don't want to get gray hair early do ya?"
"No I don't your right I do worry to much. Thanks Ranma." She turns to walk back to him and the guide but slips on the slippery edge of the pool.
Ranma races forward and grabs her hand to try to keep her from falling in but gets pulled in as well.
The guide sits there looking shocked. "That no happen before. I wonder what happened to em."
A few seconds later a fox girl with long red and blue hair wearing a black and red body suite, a very curvy figure, blue eyes, and orange and blue fur comes out rubbing her head. "Man that hurt." She looks around. "Where is Krystal?"
The guide stares at her with his mouth open.
[[I'm right here Ranma]]
Ranma-chan looks around. "Where is here?"
[[Inside you. When we fell in that spring it mixed us together. We can now talk together with mind speak. ]]
[[Wait a minute Krystal. You are saying I'm in control of a body that is a mix of my female form and you? ]]
[[Yes but on the side note the demon cat that was inside you that held the Neko-ken is gone. I guess it got kicked out when we fused. ]]
[[That's good news. What was the cure anyway? ]]
[[Oh go into a deep sleep and face the demon cat in combat and destroy it. ]]
Ranma-chan shudders. [[ I think I prefer this. But what will I do now. I can't use my old name and I have no idea what home is my own now. ]]
[[You can take on my name and tell my friends the truth I fell into a cursed spring with a girl and we got mixed together. But both my home and yours will always be your home. ]]
[[True. I guess I better go see my mom then and let her know what happened and then go back and see your friends. I'll start to use your name after I tell my mom that. ]]
[[Ok.]]
The guide walks up to her. "Ma'am me have to tell you about the powers you get from that spring now ok?"
After listening to the guide and a short crash course on how to fly the Arwing Ranma-chan arrives at her mom's house wearing a black cloak with the hood over her head and knocks on the door. "Mom it's me."
Nodoka comes out and hugs Ranma-chan. "Oh Ranma welcome home I'm in the middle of a small meeting right now so.... Ranma are you in female form right now?"
"Yes."
"Then why that cloak and hood you'll mess up your hair."
"There is a reason mom I had a small accident on my short trip I took with my friend Krystal."
"You must introduce me to this Krystal. What kind of accident?"
Ranma gives her the short story of the day. "That's what happened mom."
Nodoka laughs thinking it a joke. "So you are now a female fox girl that's so funny Ranma dear."
Ranma closes the door and removes the hood of the cloak and the rest of it and lets it fall to the floor. "No it's not a joke."
Nodoka just stares at Ranma then does what any mom would do when they see their child like this. "Oh my!" She then faints.
Ranma sighs. "That's something I'd expect from Kasumi."
Just then Kasumi comes in. "Auntie what's taking so long we must finish the.... Oh my." She faints also.
Ranma sighs once more. "I knew it."
End chapter 1
Notes: well thats it for this chapter please review. Flamers will be laughed at and feed Akane's cooking.
