Chapter 1
"Do we have any more eggs?" Noodle called, searching the refrigerator and kitchen cupboards.
"I don't think so," 2D replied, turning the page of the newspaper. As usual, Murdock sat in his leather recliner happily reading the latest issue of Tiger Beat.
"What'll that Cyrus girl do next?" Murdock muttered under his breath. "Hey, Russel! Check this out! Vanessa Hudg-whatever's dating Zac Efron! Who knew?" Russel grunted and chunks of oatmeal flew out of his mouth onto 2D's newspaper. Murdock couln't help but notice that the oatmeal was extra chunky.
"What am I going to have for breakfast now?" Noodle complained, stomping her foot hard onto the off-white linoleum kitchen floor.
"Have some of that oatmeal Russel's eating," Murdock replied.
"Uhh... no. You, uh... can't!" Russel replied. With that, he jumped up from his seat on the couch and ran out of the room.
"Weird," 2D stated, shaking his head.
"We interupt this program to bring you a special News Bulletin." The old television set suddenly boomed. "Cashier, Tommy Dunkan has gone missing. He was last spotted outside of an old looking house. The address is 0000 Nothing Drive."
"Hey! That's our address!" Murdock cried, looking up from his magazine. "That's so weird! I wonder if..."
"No, Murdock! Don't do it! Don't even think of looking in Russel's trash can. He would never abduct ANYBODY! We've known him forever! We can trust him! Besides: no human being, besides him, of course, has ever looked in his trash can!"
"Well, I'm a zombie," 2D replied, walking over to the trash can Russel had been sitting in. He lifted the lid and peered inside. With a loud gasp, he dropped the lid back onto the can.
"What did you see?" Noodle demanded, rushing toward the trash can and a startled 2D.
"I, uh... I saw-" But before he could answer, Russel stormed into the room, a look of hate smeared across his face.
"So you guys can't trust me, eh? Well, you'll see!!! You'll ALL see!" Russel snatched up the trash can and rushed out of the room, his face beat red with anger.
Everything was silent for about 10 minutes. Then, 2D whispered, "You'll never guess what was inside the can! It was-----"
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!
