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Black Ice

Jason M. Lee


"So, ice is a solid form of water."

"Yup."

"And you humans can 'ice skate' on ice during the winter?"

"Not just winter. There are ice rinks that lets you ice skate anytime of the year."

"So, you think I can ice skate?"

"Anybody can ice skate."

"Oh, yeah!"

"Bumblebee, wait! You can't--"

"AAAUUGGGH!! COLD COLD COLD! WHY'D IT JUST BREAK?!"

"...ice skate with your tires on that pond."

"Apparently, the ice frozen there isn't thick enough to support your weight and you can't skate properly without ice skates like the ones Sari is wearing because your tires won't gain enough traction, much less proper application of friction a metal blade can help provide."

"Gah, just get me outta here, Prowl!"


A/N: Done for the Allspark May Fic Challenge "Outtakes". Around "Nature Calls".