A/N Be aware that the actual name is talking out loud, the username is typing. By the way, this is actually supposed to be a story multiple days where the main characters get bored and try to find something to do; the first chapter has them on a chat site! And this takes place before shippuden. Gaara still has Shukaku.

Naruto: So bored…

Kyuubi: from inside seal Want to get some friends and do something?

Naruto: Works for me. does a Kage Bunshin with Kyuubi's chakra, transforms it into a boy his age with brown eyes and black hair, and allows Kyuubi to take over the bunshin

Kyuubi: Do you have a computer?

Naruto: Yes, why?

Kyuubi: uses powers to double computer, making TWO computers I'm thinking we should go on a chat website.

Naruto: Great idea!

-After getting to login screen (both Kyuubi and Naruto are using different computers)-

Computer: Please pick a name to be logged in as.

Naruto: typing

Computer: The name you have picked (SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki) is already in use.

Naruto: growls Gaara… types new name

Computer: You will be logged in as DemonPrankster.

Naruto: out loud All right!

Computer: DemonPrankster has logged in.

DemonPrankster: Anyone on?

Computer: EvilNineTails has logged in. SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki has logged in.

EvilNineTails: What a dumb name, Naruto.

DemonPrankster: Shut up, Kyuubi.

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: Hi, Naruto… How is the Kyuubi on here? He's sealed inside you!

DemonPrankster: Don't ask, Gaara. You don't want to know.

Computer: Shukaku has logged on.

DemonPrankster: Don't tell me!!!

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: A bunshin combined with a transformation works every time. Is that what you used?

DemonPrankster: Hey, I just noticed, why are only demons and their hosts here? And why isn't Shukaku using a fake name?

EvilNineTails: Yeah, Shukaku. The kid's right. That's kind of stupid, being on a chat site using your actual name. What if someone tries to trace you to your home and then kidnap you?

Shukaku: Oh no! I need to change my name!

Computer: Shukaku has logged out.

EvilNineTails: Idiot. He's a demon… I was joking…

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: It makes me embarrassed to have him sealed inside me…

DemonPrankster: For the second time, am I the only one who's noticed that so far all the people on are demons and demon hosts? Where are all the normal people?

Computer: IamnotShukaku has logged in.

DemonPrankster: headbangs desk

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: NOOOOOO! AN IDIOT IS SEALED INSIDE ME!

IamnotShukaku: After all I've done for you, you call me an idiot? YY

EvilNineTails: Are you really a demon? 'Cause I'm beginning to have my doubts…

Computer: ImustcaptureNaruto has logged in. ThePowerfulAvenger has logged in.

DemonPrankster: Oh no! Finally some normal people log on and they happen to be Itachi and Sasuke! O.O

ImustcaptureNaruto: By the look of it, that's Naruto. If I could only trace his location…

ThePowerfulAvenger: ITACHI! PREPARE TO DIE!

ImustcaptureNaruto: Idiot. This is a chat site. I don't even have a clue where you are. You're lucky I can't see you, or I'd use Mangekyo Sharingan.

ThePowerfulAvenger: I'M STILL GOING TO KILL YOU! AT LAST, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! I SHALL DESTROY THIS BOX THAT YOU RESIDE IN!

Computer: ThePowerfulAvenger has been disconnected.

DemonPrankster: What the heck just happened?

EvilNineTails: That emo kid just destroyed Orochimaru's computer…

IamnotShukaku: …I'd give anything to see the look on Orochimaru's face right now…

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: I suppose you aren't a total idiot, because I completely agree with that statement…

EvilNineTails: Same here.

DemonPrankster: Yeah, same here.

ImustcaptureNaruto: My brother is emo? That's just great. sarcasmm Now who am I going to test my strength on? Certainly not a wimpy little emo kid.

Kyuubi: sees opportunity and calls across the room to where Naruto is sitting at his computer Watch me get rid of Itachi, Naruto! smiled evilly

EvilNineTails: Why don't you go and try to kill theAkatsuki leader instead?

ImustcaptureNaruto: Great idea. I'll remember that as I kill the leader, become leader, and then use a jutsu along with the survivors to force you out of Naruto and then use your power for my own benefit.

Computer: ImustcaptureNaruto has logged out.

EvilNineTails: …Well, at least he's gone.

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: Can't argue with that.

DemonPrankster: Yes, but now it's just demons and hosts… Again…

IamnotShukaku: He's right…

SuperPowerflJinchuuriki: Okay, let's find a topic of conversation…

DemonPrankster: Since we're here, let's talk about things only demons and hosts can understand, such as how much mental pain me and Gaara have been through because of Kyuubi and Shukaku?

EvilNineTails: Oh boy… Here comes the nagging… I can see it now; 'You should have never attacked Konoha, because my life was ruined for it!' sighs

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: Yes, let's.

DemonPrankster: Okay…

Computer: SasukeisAwesome has logged in.

EvilNineTails: Not Sakura!

DemonPrankster: She still likes Sasuke more than me!

SasukeisAwesome: Is Sasuke on?

DemonPrankster: Erm… Well, he WAS on…

EvilNineTails: Until Itachi came…

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: And then Sasuke went emo and destroyed Orochimaru's computer…

SasukeisAwesome: NO! I MISSED HIM! sobs

IamnotShukaku: HAHA! NOBODY SHALL EVER FIGURE OUT MY TRUE IDENTITY DUE TO MY SUPER-COOL USERNAME!

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: Stop it. You're embarrassing.

SasukeisAwesome: IamnotShukaku? Of course you aren't! Shukaku is a demon!

DemonPrankster: Actually, he IS Shukaku. And EvilNineTails is Kyuubi. Me and Gaara used a Kage Bunshin and a transform jutsu to temporarily release them in human form.

EvilNineTails: IDIOT! YOU BEING A JINCHUURIKI IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!

DemonPrankster: Oops…

SasukeisAwesome: AAH! NARUTO HAS A DEMON SEALED INSIDE HIM! I MUST TELL THE HOKAGE!

Computer: SasukeisAwesome has logged off.

DemonPrankster: Tsunade-sama already knows…

IamnotShukaku: Idiot.

SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki: You haven't earned the right to call someone an idiot! Hang on, brb…

Computer: SuperPowerfulJinchuuriki has logged out.

EvilNineTails: Where'd he go?

Computer: HostofanIdiot has logged in.

HostofanIdiot: My new name suits me better.

IamnotShukaku: Hey!

DemonPrankster: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Computer: SuperPervert has logged in.

DemonPrankster: Ero-sennin?

SuperPervert: That's Jiraiya to you! Let me guess who you guys are: Obviously DemonPrankster is Naruto, because even if he hadn't made that statement, the name completely gives him away. EvilNineTails is Kyuubi, HostofanIdiot is Gaara, and IamnotShukaku is Shukaku.

IamnotShukaku: NOOO! HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW THIS?

DemonPrankster: BECAUSE THE NAME IAMNOTSHUKAKU COMPLETELY GIVES YOU AWAY!

EvilNineTails: You bring shame to demon-kind!

Computer: IamnotShukaku has logged out.

HostofanIdiot: Okay…

Computer: EvilOneTail has logged on.

EvilNineTails: HEY! YOU JUST COPIED MY NAME AND CHANGED NINE TO ONE!

EvilOneTail: Don't forget, I also changed Tails to Tail.

EvilNineTails: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!

Computer: EvilOneTail has logged out.

DemonPrankster: Okay… I'll go get convinced this never happened in therapy later…

Computer: EvilDemon has logged in. ScrollGirl has logged in. SonictheHedgehog has logged in. EvilEyedGenius has logged in.

SuperPervert: OMG… Why does everybody have names that make the person they are so obvious?

HostofanIdiot: True.

DemonPrankster: Hello Shukaku, Tenten, Lee, and Neji…

EvilEyedGenius: Shut up, Naruto…

EvilNineTails: I'm curious as to why people aren't screaming, seeing as I'm the Kyuubi.

SonictheHedgehog: Tsunade-sama posted that the Kyuubi and Shukaku were partially released from Naruto and Gaara and were on the chat site at the login screen.

DemonPrankster: WHAT? SHE KNOWS MY BEING A KINCHUURIKI IS A SECRET! AND HOW COME SHE CAN POST THINGS ON THE LOGIN SCREEN?

ScrollGirl: She's the Hokage, isn't it obvious? And as if nobody knew your secret, Naruto. It's not hard too figure out. By the way, why is Gaara called, 'HostofanIdiot?'

HostofanIdiot: Because Shukaku is an idiot.

EvilDemon: I am not!

HostofanIdiot: Yes you are.

SonictheHedgehog: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay… What's up with Gaara and Shukaku?

EvilNineTails: To make a long story short, Shukaku logged in with the username 'Shukaku,' then he changed it to 'IamnotShukaku,' then he changed it to 'EvilOneTail,' and now it's 'EvilDemon.' Seriously…

DemonPrankster: This place is chaos! What next? XX

Computer: ImustcaptureNaruto has logged in. ThePowerfulAvenger has logged in.

DemonPrankster: NOOOOOO! WHY CAN'T I KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT? NOT ITACHI AND SASUKE AGAIN!

ImustcaptureNaruto: I'm back to capture Naruto!

ThePowerfulAvenger: FINALLY! I SHALL GET REVENGE ON YOU, ITACHI, FOR DESTROYING OUR CLAN!

ImustcaptureNaruto: I thought you destroyed Orochimaru's computer… O.O How'd you come back on?

ThePowerfulAvenger: I STOLE ANOTHER COMPUTER FROM GAI!

SonictheHedgehog: NOOOOOOOO! GAI-SENSEI!

ScrollGirl: That explains why Gai-sensei didn't show up.

ThePowerfulAvenger: I SHALL DESTROY THIS BOX AND ITACHI WITH IT!

Computer: ThePowerfulAvenger has been disconnected.

HostofanIdiot: Not again…

SonictheHedgehog: I SHALL GO BUY GAI-SENSEI A NEW COMPUTER!

ScrollGirl: Lee, wait!

EvilEyedGenius: Idiots.

Computer: SonictheHedgehog has logged out. ScrollGirl has logged out. EvilEyedGenius has logged out.

ImustcaptureNaruto: I'll be going now… The system won't let me hack in and find Naruto's location.

Computer: ImustcaptureNaruto has logged out. SnakeMaster has logged in.

SuperPervert: I'm out of here before Orochimaru can start making fun of my username. I should of made myself ToadSage…

Computer: SuperPervert has logged out.

DemonPrankster: Orochimaru, what are you doing here?

SnakeMaster: I just wanted to tell you that you won't see Sasuke for awhile. After destroying two different computers, I've decided to try to rid him of his emo-ness.

DemonPrankster: Yes! No more Sasuke!

HostofanIdiot: We still have Itachi to worry about.

EvilNineTails: And Shukaku.

EvilDemon: Ahem! I'm right here, you know!

EvilNineTails: Yeah, I know.

SnakeMaster: As I was saying, Kabuto is working very hard to calm Sasuke down…

EvilNineTails: How?

Computer: SnakeMaster has uploaded a picture.

Picture: Sasuke is chained to a wall with Kabuto holding a knife up to his throat.

DemonPrankster: I am so glad Sakura's not on… She's go crazy, seeing that…

SnakeMaster: Thank you for the idea! I think I'll email it to her!

Computer: SnakeMaster has logged out.

HostofanIdiot: Oh boy… I'm so glad I'm in a totally different country… That way I won't hear Sakura scream.

Sakura: screams so loud that you can hear her from Wind Country

HostofanIdiot: NOOOOOO! I HEAR IT FROM HERE! OMG!

EvilDemon: Make it stop!

DemonPrankster: Good thing I have earplugs.

EvilNineTails: Give me a set, too!

HostofanIdiot: I'll go find a pair somewhere!

EvilDemon: I'll go back inside Gaara so I don't have to hear this!

Computer: HostofanIdiot has logged out. EvilDemon has logged out.

EvilNineTails: Great. Now we're the only ones here!

DemonPrankster: Now what?

Computer: PurpleDinosaur has logged in.

DemonPrankster: O…

EvilNineTails: M…

DemonPrankster: G…

PurpleDinosaur: I love you, you love me! We're a happy fam-i-ly! With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me, too?

EvilNineTails: IT'S THE ONE DEMON SCARIER THAN ME!

Demon Prankster: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Computer: EvilNineTails has logged out. DemonPrankster has logged out.

A/N I hope you liked the story! If not, oh well! REVIEW ANYWAY! The next chapter is going to be another day on a chat site! And I'm going to ask the reviewers to suggest who the source of the problem will be! See you next time in "Chaos in the Chat Room part 2." Eventually we will get to a new comedy topic, but for now I want to continue with chat rooms. Bye!