I don't own victorious.
A/N: This just randomly came to me on my coffee high.
Sickowits is so… odd.
"Jade, Beck. You two stop being sourpusses towards each other. Alphabet improve now."
"Uhm… yeah, sure." Beck ran a hand through his hair.
Jade sighed deeply and lazily walk towards the stage.
"Cat, letter."
"Y!" she said in her Cat voice.
"Action!"
"You suck." Jade started.
"Zebras would say that you suck." he looked at her with his big brown eyes.
"Apparently, you're zebras are stupid and unable to come up with an original comeback."
"Bet you cant top it."
"Clearly, you don't know me that well then."
"Don't start, I know you better than you think."
"Explain that."
"First, one reason you dress in black because you're scared of the dark."
Jade's eyes grew wide. That had been a secret no one was suppose to know.
"That's so true. Jade is afraid of the dark!" Cat giggled happily.
"Great, now I know you cant keep a secret save your life!"
"How about I reveal another one of your secrets?"
"I'll reveal one of you first. Everyone, I was Beck's first girlfriend." the class gasped.
"Jade! Now you ruined my reputation!"
"Killing your reputation is my goal." she spat out. Beck rolled his eyes.
"Let me see then, Jade pissed herself in front of my parents when she sneezed."
"My bladder was full! God I hate you! "
Suddenly, this improve assignment had become a secrets revelation.
"Not what you said when you cried during sex! 'Beck I love you so much! Beck! Beck! Faster!'" he mimicked her.
"Oh please! Who was the one that thought my vigaina was gunna eat off his dick? 'Jade I'm scared. I've never done this before. What is you eat it or it gets stuck?'"
The class was silent. Sickowits smirked.
"Please be gentle with me Beck!" he mimicked her again.
"Quit moving Jade, I want to do some of the work." she mimicked right back.
"Real mature."
"Simply being me. Deal with it."
"Time to reveal big secrets then?"
"Uhh, bring it."
"Very well then. Jade farted at a fancy restaurant once, and blamed it on the Asian man sitting behind us.
"Well! One time, I caught a bunny, and left it lose in Beck's RV. Later that day, Beck ate the bunny's poop thinking it was chocolate!"
"X-rays couldn't prove that. And neither can you!"
"You infuriate me."
"Zelda, one of my many girl friends, would think over wise."
"Are you asking to get slapped?" she was hurt now.
"Babe… I mean, Jade" he recovered quickly. "I'm sorry."
"Can I be sorry too?"
"Don't even have to ask."
"Even if I'm a controlling bitch?"
"Forget that. I love you and your controlling bitchiness." Beck chuckled.
"Good. Beck, I love you too."
"Hey, so does this mean we are back together."
"I think this is a good enough answer." she leaned in and kissed him.
"Yey! They are happy again!" Cat squealed happily.
Tori and Andre smiled. Sickowits grinned and nodded approvingly.
"Jade, I love you. And I'm sorry for everything. I never want to loose you."
"K. I forgive you only if you forgive me."
The bell rang.
"I forgive you Jade."
Sickowits buzzed Beck out. "Sorry Beck. The next letter was 'L'."
"It's ok, Sickowits. I lost the game, but have my beautiful girlfriend back."
