Chocolate Rabbits

(Puck/Kurt, Sam/Blaine)

"How do you eat your choco-rabbit?" Puck asked as they settled onto the soft carpet on Kurt's bedroom floor. They had gotten homemade Easter baskets from Quinn filled with Cranbury eggs, Jelly Belly jelly beans, marshmallow Peep chicks and a big milk chocolate rabbit. Each basket included a little card with a personalized bible verse.

"I start at the ears." Blaine said as he pressed his back against Sam's using each other as a back rest. The taller male just grinned as he popped a small handful of jelly beans into his mouth.

"Me too," Kurt said as he sorted out the contents of his basket. He picked up the little card and tossed it over his shoulder.

"Seriously?"

"Yep. I eat the ears then I start again at the tail. I always leave the head last," Kurt gave an innocent smile as he tucked his chocolate eggs back into the basket and rolled the plastic ones filled with jelly beans across the carpet to Sam. The blonde gratefully added them to his overflowing basket.

"You're cruel, Princess." Puck muttered as he bit the head off of a Peep chick.

"How do you eat chocolate rabbits then?"

Puck smirked. Carefully, the mohwaked teenager unwrapped the foil from the milk chocolate rabbit. Once the wrapping was flattened over the carpet beneath the rabbit, Puck lifted his balled fist. He brought it down hard on the hollow chocolate figurine, shattering it into fragments of chocolate rubble.

"Caveman," Kurt grunted as he bit into the ears of his rabbit.

"What a waste," Blaine concurred.

Sam shrugged, linking his index and middle finger with Blaine's.

Puck snickered, shoving a hunk of chocolate into his mouth. Kurt rolled his silvery eyes before taking another small bit of his, letting the chocolate melt on his tongue. He loved chocolate in small doses.

"Hey, Princess. Ya got some chocolate on your cheek."

"What? Where?" Kurt brushed the left side of his mouth with his hand.

"Here." Puck leaned over their candy and licked the other side of Kurt's mouth and cheek, leaving behind a slobbery, chocolaty mess.

"EWW! NOAH!" Kurt shrieked, smacking the football player in the shoulder. He quickly stood and went for a moist towlette in his vanity drawer. "Gross."

"You love me," Puck snickered.

"Yes, though I can't understand why."

"You guys are weird," Sam said as he offered some jelly beans to Blaine. The dark haired youth made sure to take only the ones Sam disliked.

"And you're grossly cute with your Vulcan kisses or whatever the hell you call it," Puck retorted.

"At least we act our age. Unlike you two who already act like an old married couple."

"We do not!" Kurt exclaimed, having cleaned his face.

Puck shrugged. "So what? We're getting early practice."

"Practice?" Sam questioned. "For what?"

"Being an old married couple, duh." Puck grunted, gnawing on another piece of his desolated rabbit.

"You say that as if you intend it," Blaine said as he glanced toward his best friend. Kurt's blue eyes were focused firmly on Puck's hazel ones.

"Isn't that the point?" Puck replied as if it were the most obvious of things.

"Noah."

Puck looked up to see Kurt hovering over him, silvery-blue eyes wide and watery.

"Ya okay, babe?"

"You…want to be an old…married couple? With me?"

Puck frowned in confusion. "Who else would it be with, Princess?"

Suddenly, Puck had an armful of Kurt Hummel, sending the pair sprawling across the carpet floor. Kurt laughed through his tears as his boyfriend held him close. Puck looked over Kurt shoulder, shooting a look of confusion at Blaine, hoping the other would explain what the hell was going on.

Blaine shook his head with a smile, leaning his head on Sam's shoulder.

"And they call us grossly cute," Sam whispered before popping another handful of jelly beans.


Disclaimer: I Own Nothing. Glee © Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan and FOX

I GIVE UP! I write too many little drabbly/one-shot/fluff-n-stuff with this damn fandom! I'm sick of thinking of summaries and whatnot. SO! Like Hetalia, I have given up and created a DRABBLE DUMP. If you don't know what that is, it's what I like to call a single fanfiction link where an author dumps all their little one-shots, drabbles and fluff-n-stuff at for a specific fandom or pairing. I have one for Axis Powers Hetalia (an anime) and now I am making one for Glee. It will consist mostly of Puck/Kurt pairings but I'm slowly engrossing myself in Sam/Blaine so they will pop up a few times.

If you have any suggestions, ideas or requests with or without a song, feel free to let me know. I will do my best.

Thank you for reading and reviewing.

Jo Manta

PS: I still haven't watched Glee. ^-^