Disclaimer:All Smashers used here are Copyright of Nintendo...if i had control of em,there would be a SSBM Sequal.Er,not funny....
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"Whose Smasher Is It Anyway"
Entrance Music plays and and the camera scrolls all around the crowd.
Host:Welcome to Smasher Is it Anyway? Tonight on our show we have
"I have a midget version of myself,Link!Link sits with his arms folded
"My Boyfriend is 3ft shorter than me",Peach! Peach waves
"My best friend is a freak,Sonic The Hedgehog" & Sonic does a Peace sign &
"I have no chance in hell with Samus,Capt.Falcon!"
Camera switches to crowd where Dark Link is standing
DL:"Come on lets go down & have some fun."
Dark Link runs behind the desk and grabs a few cards
DL:"Welcome to Whose Smasher is it anyway?If you're new to the show,what happens is :These performers act out a few scenes & make it all up.I give em points to keep this show together.The points don't really matter.That's right the points are like what's under Link's tunic.
Crowd Laughs
DL:"Let's start our first game,"SuperHeroes".what happens is:These guys are gonna act as wacky superheroes starting with Sonic.Sonic will be....Captain Obvious.The problem will be...No Dip for the chips,Sonic start whenever your ready.
SonicCapt.Obvious"hmm,this door must lead to the place with the food they call the kitchen.These things called leg must enable me to walk into the kitchen.That bag called "Chips",must have Potato Chips in it,i'm hungry i'll just use these hands are grab the bag and open it.Bleh,these need dip,i'll use that thing called the fridge to grab some dip. opens it and sees no dipOh No,no dip,what am i gonna do.
Knocks at the door
Sonic:"this handle must enable this door to open"
Opens door & Link is standing there
Link:"Sorry,i'm late,i was here 15 minutes ago,but i fell down the stairs & crashed into several midgets"
Sonic:"Glad you made it...Yoda Man"
Linkas Yoda,takes out his sword & uses it as a caneProblem,What is the?
Sonic:"From what this thing called my brain can remember,theres no dip for those chip-like things over on that couch"
Link:"Not really a problem,that is.Call the next hero,is what we will do"
Door Knocks,Link answers & Peach enters
Peach:"Sorry,i took so long,but i got caught in a mass chicken revolt.What's goin on?
Link:"Thank God,you're here Theif girl"
Peach:pulls out a bad and begins to put stuff in itYeah,this couch will do,maybe those those clocks.....
Sonic:"Hmm,she's stealing my stuff,she must be a theif"
Link:"Do something,use the force within you"
Sonic:"The force within me says to attempt to stop her"
Peach:takes Links SwordAhh,you're useless now....I'll sell this for lots of money.
Link:that's it! takes out a fake lightsaber and begins doings lots of flips and stuff attacking herI will use the force!
Capt.Falcon comes through the door
Capt Falcon:"Sorry i'm late,i spent the last 3 hours diggin through dog crap"
Peach:"Finally,you're here Lazy Man"
CaptFalcon:"Man,climbing those stairs was tiring ill sit on the crouch,but i don't wanna move,but i wanna stand either"
Capt.Falcon falls to the grounds and begins to drag himself to the couch
Link:stops fighting Peach after she drops the sword.He picks it up and acts handicapped againStrong,my force is .....
Capt:Falcon"hey you,can you pick me and put me on the couch"
Peachtakes Capt.Falcon's helmet and runs around the room
Capt Falcon:"ack!,no,it's been fun,i haveta go get another helmet" rolls out the door and down the steps
Peach:unscrews Sonic's door and runs outhehehe!
Linkuses cane and and strolls out the door"In your pocket,lies the dip,Leave,is what i will do"
Sonic:Looks in pocket"Hey,this stuff must be called Dip"
Buzzer Sounds,Peach throws Capt.Falcon his helmet back
DL:Thank you,1000 points to all of you,500 more to Sonic,for being the world most obvious person,and 500 to Link to doing that Yoda impression.We'll be right back after this commercial Don't Go Away
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Don't worry,Game 2 is coming soon
~Dark Hero Of Time
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"Whose Smasher Is It Anyway"
Entrance Music plays and and the camera scrolls all around the crowd.
Host:Welcome to Smasher Is it Anyway? Tonight on our show we have
"I have a midget version of myself,Link!Link sits with his arms folded
"My Boyfriend is 3ft shorter than me",Peach! Peach waves
"My best friend is a freak,Sonic The Hedgehog" & Sonic does a Peace sign &
"I have no chance in hell with Samus,Capt.Falcon!"
Camera switches to crowd where Dark Link is standing
DL:"Come on lets go down & have some fun."
Dark Link runs behind the desk and grabs a few cards
DL:"Welcome to Whose Smasher is it anyway?If you're new to the show,what happens is :These performers act out a few scenes & make it all up.I give em points to keep this show together.The points don't really matter.That's right the points are like what's under Link's tunic.
Crowd Laughs
DL:"Let's start our first game,"SuperHeroes".what happens is:These guys are gonna act as wacky superheroes starting with Sonic.Sonic will be....Captain Obvious.The problem will be...No Dip for the chips,Sonic start whenever your ready.
SonicCapt.Obvious"hmm,this door must lead to the place with the food they call the kitchen.These things called leg must enable me to walk into the kitchen.That bag called "Chips",must have Potato Chips in it,i'm hungry i'll just use these hands are grab the bag and open it.Bleh,these need dip,i'll use that thing called the fridge to grab some dip. opens it and sees no dipOh No,no dip,what am i gonna do.
Knocks at the door
Sonic:"this handle must enable this door to open"
Opens door & Link is standing there
Link:"Sorry,i'm late,i was here 15 minutes ago,but i fell down the stairs & crashed into several midgets"
Sonic:"Glad you made it...Yoda Man"
Linkas Yoda,takes out his sword & uses it as a caneProblem,What is the?
Sonic:"From what this thing called my brain can remember,theres no dip for those chip-like things over on that couch"
Link:"Not really a problem,that is.Call the next hero,is what we will do"
Door Knocks,Link answers & Peach enters
Peach:"Sorry,i took so long,but i got caught in a mass chicken revolt.What's goin on?
Link:"Thank God,you're here Theif girl"
Peach:pulls out a bad and begins to put stuff in itYeah,this couch will do,maybe those those clocks.....
Sonic:"Hmm,she's stealing my stuff,she must be a theif"
Link:"Do something,use the force within you"
Sonic:"The force within me says to attempt to stop her"
Peach:takes Links SwordAhh,you're useless now....I'll sell this for lots of money.
Link:that's it! takes out a fake lightsaber and begins doings lots of flips and stuff attacking herI will use the force!
Capt.Falcon comes through the door
Capt Falcon:"Sorry i'm late,i spent the last 3 hours diggin through dog crap"
Peach:"Finally,you're here Lazy Man"
CaptFalcon:"Man,climbing those stairs was tiring ill sit on the crouch,but i don't wanna move,but i wanna stand either"
Capt.Falcon falls to the grounds and begins to drag himself to the couch
Link:stops fighting Peach after she drops the sword.He picks it up and acts handicapped againStrong,my force is .....
Capt:Falcon"hey you,can you pick me and put me on the couch"
Peachtakes Capt.Falcon's helmet and runs around the room
Capt Falcon:"ack!,no,it's been fun,i haveta go get another helmet" rolls out the door and down the steps
Peach:unscrews Sonic's door and runs outhehehe!
Linkuses cane and and strolls out the door"In your pocket,lies the dip,Leave,is what i will do"
Sonic:Looks in pocket"Hey,this stuff must be called Dip"
Buzzer Sounds,Peach throws Capt.Falcon his helmet back
DL:Thank you,1000 points to all of you,500 more to Sonic,for being the world most obvious person,and 500 to Link to doing that Yoda impression.We'll be right back after this commercial Don't Go Away
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Don't worry,Game 2 is coming soon
~Dark Hero Of Time
