Anime Characters Truth or Dare
Ch. 1
(lights flash on and reveal four characters tied to wooden chairs while being unconscious and me walking on stage dressed like Blood the hatter from Alice and the Country of Hearts) (if you dont know what im talking about then look it up)
YC: (bows with a florish) Welcome to Anime Characters Truth or Dare and I am your host Yaoi Commander.
(characters start to wake up in the background)
YC: I'd like to introduce the characters for this first ever edition of Anime Characters Truth or ... you know what I'm just going to abriviate it so I will call this A.C.T.O.D, everyone got that, good.
YC: First up is everyone's favorite orange haired strawberry who likes to carry around a big blade, that's right give it up for Ichigoooo Kurooosakiii. (points at him) (insert cheering and clapping in the background)
Ichigo: (shouts) OI DON'T CALL ME STRAWBERRY!
YC: (shouts back) ILL CALL YOU STAWBERRY IF I WANT TO SINCE IM THE AUTHORESS AND YOU HAVE TO DO AS I SAY SO THERE!
Ichi: (looking smug) oh yeah and just how are you going to do about that.
YC: (evil grin) oh very simple my good bishi very simple (insert evil laugh) (snap fingers and a trap door opens up under Ichigo and makes him fall into the fangirl pit of DOOM! (insert lightning, thunder, and don don don music) which causes them to let out a ear shattering shreak) (other three bishi's shudder when they hear the shreak)
YC: (insain grin) anyone else got a complaint (holds up fingers ready to snap)(bishi's gulp and shake their heads) goood I thought not. (snap fingers causing bishi's to flinch, ichigo appears looking quite the worse for wear with him missing bits of hair, a shoe, and scraps of his top, his face scratched and bruised, him looking scared)
YC: well you learn your lesson (he nods his head rapidly while whimpering) (purrs)goood.
YC: Next Id like to introduce our very own ice prince with a feiry temper bigger than he is, Toshirooo Hitugiyaaa. (points at him) (cheering, clapping, and whistling)
Toshiro: OI that's Hit-.
YC: (insain gleam in eye) What was that Toshi-kun (raising fingers at the ready)
Toshi: (shivers) n.n..
YC: (nods) I thought not.
YC: alright next Id like to introduce the catnip kitty cat thats became the heart throb of a lot of fangirls, Grimmjooow Jagerjaequis. (clapping, whislting, screaming, and some one flung their bra on stage and lands on grimmys head)
YC: alright ladies and gentle men lets keep our unmentionables to ourselves though good toss to how ever that was (smirks as grimmy doesn't know what to make of the bra on his head and is just stareing crosseyed at it)
YC: Now for the last but certainly not least the prompt prince of nobles himself Byaaakuyaaaa Kuuuuchkiiiiii (clapping, whistling, screaming, crying, and several marrige proposals)
YC: Now now ladies and gentalmen please no marrige proposals here while I have them capti- I mean as my guests. (cough, cough)
YC: Now that we have everyone introduced id like to get to the rules and regulations. As the Title explains this is a truth or dare fanfiction for anime characters. I will be going alphabetically through a list of my favorit animes and the reviewers that read this give me truth or dares for the current anime characters to do. Each character will get a certain amount of points depending on what the question or dare is, the one with 100 points at the end will win. Now the reviewers may ask me to bring in a certain character from the current anime and have them do a truth or dare. If their is a certain character from another show, anime, movie, book, ect. that you want to do a dare with a current anime character then you may request them but if I do not know to much about them then I wont add them but other than that dont be afraid to ask. I will post the first round when I get at the least 20 reviews from people with their truth or dares. As for a limit to the rating of the truth or dare, well I guess if you are under sixteen then dont read because their is no limit.
YC: well I have said all there is to say for now I guess, oh wait I have one more thing to say, to all those who hate anything they think is unappropriate like torcher, malexmale, even incest if such will happen then I just have one thing to say to you, (eh hem) Get lost you pansy assed mother fuckers who wish to suck all of the earths happyness from its core because I do not stand for such rubbish biasdness and you can all burn in your non existant hell. (red in the face while bishi's try to cower away)
YC: (emotion flip-flop) well other then those parting words I have nothing else to say except (places puppy eyes on face) please review if you want me to continue because this is one of five stories im wrighting right now and they are my first and i would love a review to tell me how im doing so far.
YC: (flips over to cheerfull) well i guess thats all, ja ne! (waves buy)
Grimmy: are you bipolar or something? (three quick head shacks in the background with whispered donts)
YC: (smiles) actually grimmy-kun im a psycopath, i did one of those quizes they got on face book that said how i think either sane or crazy are you, i took the quiz and appearantly im a psycopath and it had a picture of the joker next to it, though being a psycopath isnt as bad as it sounds appearently it just means im not afraid of anything though i think they just put that on there because they didnt know what to put in it. from what the dictionary says i have no sense of social or moral obligation with no guilt in criminal acts, drug addiction, or sexual perversion, che im only two of those three, if anybody guesses right ill give them a virtual cookie.
all bishi's: (crickets chirp)
Grimmy: (smirks) wow Im really starting to like you more and more.
YC: (smiles) thanks grimm-kitty i like you to (whispers) between you and me your my favorite bishi.
Grimmy: cool, hey can you untie me now?
YC: sure (unties him) and I can untie bya-kun and toshi-kun if they promise to behave (both nod and i snap my fingers and untie them)
Ichi: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME?
YC: you are gonna stay like that untill the first round and if you got a problem you can take it up with the fangirls in the pit of DOOM (lightnining, thunder, blah, blah, blah)
Ichi: (shakes head and whimpers)
YC: well then if that is all the interuptions then this is the end and please review cause id love to here from all who read this, Ja ne. (three of the four bishi's wave bye)
