ANOTHER DNAngel fanfic. Another one…Is that even possible to write two fanfics in one day without becoming a zombie? I think not… okay…blabbering…let's just get to the point.

(Insert Middle English fanfare here)


Lord Earl Daisuke of the fair city of Azumano was sweeping out his horse's stable when Dark, a peasant boy, ran in holding a big piece of paper. "Sir!" he yelled in a very English fashion. "Helpeth me!"

"What is thy plight?" asked Lord Earl what's-his-face Daisuke, wiping his horsy hands on Dark's tunic.

"The most treacherous Argentine hath kidnappeth fair Risa, who iseth my love!" Dark fainted on the floor. Daisuke stepped on him on his way to get help, tripped, and fell into a trough filled with icky water. "Blech!"

Lord Earl Number 2, Satoshi, was having his fingernails groomed by Krad, who was another peasant boy with a big mouth. Daisuke ran in soaking wet and trying not to die from exhaustion. "Oh esteemed Lord Earl Daisuke, what is the matter?" Satoshi asked in a very dignified manner.

Daisuke managed to spurt,"Lord Earl- Number-2- Satoshi (gasp) Risa's been-" He gestured feebly with his hand that wasn't supporting him that she'd been taken away. Satoshi immediately stood up and stuck his fist in the air, punching Daisuke in the nose in the process.

"We must send a noble quest to save the fair maiden!"

"Do I have to run anywhere?"

"No." Satoshi regarded Daisuke with a frown. "Have you been drinking your exhaustation tonic?"

"Er…yes?"

"Well, you and I will be the takers of this quest. Prepare your sword and your mighty steed. We will leave by morning."

"But you said I didn't have to run anywhere!"


The next day, Daisuke saddled up his white horse, Wiz, and got his sharpy sword. It was sharpy. Not sharp. Sharpy.

Satoshi rode up on a midnight horse looking like a million bucks. All the women in the village crowded around him, gazing in pure admiration.

"Oooh, it's Satoshi…He's so handsome and gallant…He looked at us! Eeeee!"

Satoshi seemed unfazed.

As they rode out of the gates, Daisuke remarked, "You seem to have all the luck with the ladies…"

"And I don't need it. I love…I love…"

"Are you okay, Satoshi?"

"Er…yeah."

They rode on for several hours before coming at a very large and fearsome-looking stream.

"Hey, Satoshi?" Daisuke asked.

"What?"

"Who's that black knight coming very slowly and scarily towards us?"

"That's Argentine." Satoshi gulped visibly.

"Argentine?"

"Yeah. Now stop asking me questions, because we're going to be in close combat…"

Satoshi drew his sword and pointed it at Argentine. "Give us the fair Risa back! Or else we shall skewer you with our sharpy swords!"

"Yeah, right." muttered Daisuke under his breath.

Argentine replied, "You can have her…she's been nothing but annoying for me. All she wants is Dark. Dark this, Dark that. I almost just left her on the mountain so she'd just shut up. Thanks, guys."

"No problem."

Risa came off the back of Argentine's really big horse and ran to Satoshi. "Thank you, oh gallant Lord Earl Number 2!" She hugged Satoshi and swung up to the back of the horse. "Oh yeah, thanks, Daisuke."

They plodded back to Azumano, where Dark had woken up only to find his face in horse poop, and Krad found himself unplugging the palace toilet. He blew it up in frustration- he couldn't find the plunger.

As soon as Risa caught sight of Dark in his smelly, horsy glory, she hugged him until he couldn't breathe, then kissed him. "Ew. You taste like horse poo."

"I fell in some."

"Ah."

Satoshi and Daisuke retired to their beds in the palace, both glad that they finally were done the annoying quest of returning Risa.